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There are 38 Kardashian-related stories in the Mail Online today. Thirty-bloody-eight!
*blubs*
 
I like the detail of 'opening her raglan shirt'.
 
Great story in the Sun today.

TV's Mr Tumble in sex fumble

TV favourite Mr Tumble is greeting toddlers by saying “I’m f****** you” in sign language.

The CBeebies character says the gestures mean “I’m happy to see you”.

But angry parents have accused the BBC of jumbling up their signals.

Dad-of-one Jamie Miller, who works for the Royal National Institute for the Deaf, was stunned when he watched Something Special with daughter Katie, five.

Jamie, 32, of Northallerton, Yorks, said: “The signs for “happy” and “f******” are quite similar but it was still an awful error to make.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5877/TVs-Mr-Tumble-in-sex-fumble.html
 
I like that the signs for happy and fecking are similar.

Was sat on a train, once, next to three girls I didn't know, eavesdropping on their conversation about sign language. After hearing "Do you know what 'tampon' is in sign language?" I couldn't stop myself from glancing in their direction, at which point one claiming to know made a very violent upwards insertion like gesture with her hand. I didn't manage to refrain from laughing.
 
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DiseaseOfTheAge said:
I like that the signs for happy and fecking are similar.

Was sat on a train, once, next to three girls I didn't know, eavesdropping on their conversation about sign language. After hearing "Do you know what 'tampon' is in sign language?" I couldn't stop myself from glancing in their direction, at which point one claiming to know made a very violent upwards insertion like gesture with her hand. I didn't manage to refrain from laughing.
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:lol:Seem to remember someone putting a link on here to a film with signing in it and the gesture for blow job left little to the imagination.
 
Snowjoe said:
Steve. I think it's time you stopped looking at their website. You have an issue.
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Damn. People have seen through my 'righteous anger at the Mail' excuse. :(


Jippy said:
SteveJ - Perfect job for you.
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I'll put the surname 'Kardashian' on my application.
 
Ah, bugger...

*arse grows rapidly*
 
Not the Daily Mail I know. Wasn't sure where to post tbh, but it deserves to be posted somewhere!



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I'm just glad that he's satisfying someone.
 
Just like the philosophy the sex was 90 minutes of fiddling about and feck all end product, with Giggs just sitting there watching and waiting for his turn.
 
I swear they have a template for these 'sex dwarf' stories, and just change the 'Shopped heads around each time.
 
It's not April 1st, is it?:

Is this REALLY the 'ultimate home cinema experience'? Firm reveals $36 cardboard box that you put over your head and strap your phone to

*Optional cardboard audience insert for added realism

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...als-36-cardboard-box-head-strap-phone-to.html
 
And in 'Lord Lucan eaten by a tiger' news...

Lord Lucan shot himself then was fed to this tiger: Breaking a 40-year silence, one of the missing peer's gambling set reveals what he insists REALLY happened

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A tiger, yesterday
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At first, I really thought it was a joke, chief.
 
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/14233209.display/

Intruder committed sex act in Eccleshill couple's bedroom, police told

POLICE are investigating a complaint that a man broke into a house in Bradford and committed a sexual act over the bed of a sleeping couple.

Officers were called to a property in Eccleshill and took a sample of the bedding to check for DNA.

The incident is alleged to have happened overnight.

A West Yorkshire Police spokesman said: "Police were called at 10.13am yesterday to an address in the BD2 area after a report of a suspicious incident.

"Officers did not find any signs of forced entry into the property and a piece of material has been recovered.

"Police have not been made aware of any similar incidents in the BD2 area recently and enquiries are continuing."
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http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/14250003.display/

Bed stain blamed on vomiting cat as sex act intruder theory ruled out by police

POLICE are taking no further action after failing to find any evidence to substantiate a complaint of a man breaking into a house and committing a sexual act over the bed of a sleeping couple.

Officers were called to a house in Eccleshill, Bradford, on January 26, after a report of a "suspicious incident."

They found the door of the house was insecure and there were no signs of a forced entry.

House to house inquiries were made but no residents reported anything suspicious.

A sample of stained bedding was taken away and analysed and found not to be semen or saliva. It is now thought the stain could have been cat sick.

A spokesman for Bradford Police said today: "This is not being classed as a burglary. No further action is being taken at this time."
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Daily Mail: bringing you the news that really matters.
 
SteveJ: stupid twit, lazy reader of posts.
 
"Nobody is suggesting there are any parallels whatever between the Nazis and the EU...But".
 
Is THIS the ghost of Lord Lucan?
 
Ubik said:
"Nobody is suggesting there are any parallels whatever between the Nazis and the EU...But".
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:lol: That line killed me

Oh and "the most momentous issue of our time"

However, there is hope

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Untied said:
:lol: That line killed me

Oh and "the most momentous issue of our time"

However, there is hope

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One day, one glorious day :drool:

Although I dread to see a similar chart of its online readership!
 
lem8sh said:
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Hardly a juxtaposition. They are reporting on what the PM said, not stating a view. And even though they probably do share the view, it has nothing to do with the national status of migrants who have arrived here previously. What a funny thing for 'Nick Sutton' to get self righteous about. But I guess it doesn't take a lot to impress the 2903 people who liked that tweet.
 
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