Daily Mail

[Angelinho]

So that's why mums go to Iceland

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

So that's why mums go to Iceland

To be fair, there's not much else to do in places like that come November.

 

[Silva]

It's definitely familiar. It's certainly a headline that sticks out.

The last one was from a banana in Tesco I think.

 

[Jippy]

Sounds about right. Good to see you have a firm grip on erection news.

 

[Jippy]

http://m.shieldsgazette.com/news/bu...own-village-residents-1-6572120#axzz3r1lJKQDS

Can't post the pics from my phone, but the sheet of paper protest signs are excellent

 

[Mockney]

A number of things confuse me about that article. Not least of which whether "where properties go for upwards of £120,000" is supposed to be impressive and up market, or a bit iffy and underdeveloped?

 

[RedTiger]

A number of things confuse me about that article. Not least of which whether "where properties go for upwards of £120,000" is supposed to be impressive and up market, or a bit iffy and underdeveloped?

For Hull, that's practically Monte Carlo prices.
Edit, meant south shields.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

http://m.shieldsgazette.com/news/bu...own-village-residents-1-6572120#axzz3r1lJKQDS

Can't post the pics from my phone, but the sheet of paper protest signs are excellent

They're amazing. I love the passive aggressive use of quotes around "chip shop".

 

[Jippy]

A number of things confuse me about that article. Not least of which whether "where properties go for upwards of £120,000" is supposed to be impressive and up market, or a bit iffy and underdeveloped?

For South Shields it probably is expensive-ish? They still use the phrase 'des-res' up there ffs.

one of South Tyneside’s newest des-res estates

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Spot the Difference.

Spoiler: The Guardian Front Page

Spoiler: Daily Mirror Front Page

Spoiler: Metro Front Page

Spoiler: The Sun Front Page

And finally...

Spoiler: The Daily Mail Front Page

Ffs.

Not sure why the Metro had to bring us into it but I suppose we do sell papers.

 

[Jippy]

Passions run high as the council prepares to meet and debate the future of Norfolk's grass verge-cutting policy.

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/politic...sion_over_cutting_of_roadside_grass_1_4314978

 

[Jippy]

Police break up worst house party ever, somewhere near Warrington.

http://m.warringtonguardian.co.uk/n...ey_house_party_attracts_more_than_100_youths/

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Police break up worst house party ever, somewhere near Warrington.

http://m.warringtonguardian.co.uk/n...ey_house_party_attracts_more_than_100_youths/

 

[Pogue Mahone]

 

[Jippy]

100 Warrington youths fighting over a swig of Fosters.

 

[SteveJ]

It this the Face of God on MARS?

From the Comments:

"It this the 'Face of God' on MARS?" --- Jeez, NO ONE expects correct English in a DM article, but they could at least try to get their headlines typo-free. "IS this the 'Face of God on MARS?" (No, it isn't.)

Daily Mail, you really are idiots

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...UFO-hunters-claim-spotted-ancient-statue.html

 

[Jippy]

It this the Face of God on MARS?

From the Comments:




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...UFO-hunters-claim-spotted-ancient-statue.html

Balls was meant to be green smiley. Typo is still there.
feck me, the 'face of god' nonsense is in their science section.

EDIT: That top comment must have been you.

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Damien]

That really IS a Happy Meal! McDonald's staff throw a surprise birthday party for a lonely 93-year-old widower who has gone to McDonald's almost every day since 2013

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hrown-surprise-birthday-party-restaurant.html

 

[Penna]

They've pushed the boat out with the party catering.

 

[Mrs Smoker]

They really want to get rid of him finally?

 

[SteveJ]

That photo suggests that the bloke's existence has somehow been made worse.

 

[Jippy]

That does look a fairly joyless party tbh. He hasn't even been every day. Slacker.

 

[Jippy]

LV= needs to take responsibility before someone is killed, say residents furious at staff parking on their streets

Fairly dull parking row involving local residents staging a wheelie bin protest to stop staff from a nearby big insurance company parking in their street.
This comment amused me though.

A cat was killed down the road the other week and it could be a child next.

And feck me, check out the ageism and their/there rows in the 100 foot long comment section.
http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news...est_to_stop_staff_parking_near_houses/?ref=ar

 

[Jippy]

Broken streetlight anger in Fartown. I bet estate agents don't pronounce that the same way I do...
http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/worried-mum-shazia-akram-wants-10446055

 

[Jippy]

Oops, quadruple post and clearly my interest in crummy local news is unmatched by others, but Llanelli's 'it isn't as big as Camarthon's' and 'wut a Wetherspoons backdrop' Christmas tree rage made me chuckle.

http://m.llanellistar.co.uk/s-bigge...as-Tree-does/story-28205283-detail/story.html

 

[Pogue Mahone]

http://dailym.ai/1ldJz1H

You can only imagine the joy when the Daily Mail staff realised they could raid the Facebook photos of a pretty, underage, girl to rehash a story about terrorism. Ticking all their boxes at once. Huzzah!

(seriously, though, these cnuts are fecking vermin, aren't they?)

 

[SteveJ]

http://dailym.ai/1ldJz1H

You can only imagine the joy when the Daily Mail staff realised they could raid the Facebook photos of a pretty, underage, girl to rehash a story about terrorism. Ticking all their boxes at once. Huzzah!

(seriously, though, these cnuts are fecking vermin, aren't they?)

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/daily-mail.204886/page-61#post-18265434

 

[Pogue Mahone]

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/daily-mail.204886/page-61#post-18265434

Good point, well made. It's the combination of terrorporn and underage eye candy that really plumbs new depths with this latest article. I need a shower after seeing it.

 

[SteveJ]

You really should go bra-less and make-up free to flaunt your pert posterior in the shower, mate.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

 

[Jippy]

Good point, well made. It's the combination of terrorporn and underage eye candy that really plumbs new depths with this latest article. I need a shower after seeing it.

Sounds like a niche porno. Underage jihadi virgins.

 

[Jippy]

Bears are dirty.

Would a bear fancy Leo? They are promiscuous, deliberate when seeking a mate and will murder for sex - but have not been known to rape or sexually assault humans

• Bears have never raped or sexually assaulted a human being in modern recorded history
• Reports that Leonardo DiCaprio is raped by a bear in his new film The Revenant had many wondering about their sexual habits
• Male bears spend days courting a mate in the wild and then after they are done having sex move on
• The men have orgasms but it is not clear if the females do
• Two male bears in captivity did engage in oral sex with one another almost 30 times in six years
• Some brown bears will kill a female's cubs in order to get them to mate

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pe-sexually-assault-humans.html#ixzz3tBCVJCf9

 

[SteveJ]

The men have orgasms but it is not clear if the females do

The 'men'? They're bears, you ultramorons...

 

[Jippy]

The 'men'? They're bears, you ultramorons...

The caption on the pic of Leo somewhat undermines the story too.

Fact: Leonardo DiCaprio is not raped by a bear in the film The Revenant

 

[SteveJ]

They're beyond belief.

 

[Jippy]

The DM chucks out another bombshell.

Was the inspiration for the Statue of Liberty a Muslim woman?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...erty-inspired-Arab-woman-researchers-say.html

 

[SteveJ]

Oh God...

 

[Jippy]

Not DM, but more tabloid filth.

Newquay gran 'disgusted' after seeing man perform sex act using campervan towbar

http://www.cornishguardian.co.uk/Ne...rm-sex-act/story-28299471-detail/story.html#1

 

[SteveJ]