Daily Mail
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The DM and the Sun are going head to head on the ghost yarns again.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ure-filmed-on-staircase-in-Hampshire-pub.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ure-filmed-on-staircase-in-Hampshire-pub.html
'Is this the ghost of our paywall?' 
They do seem to have given up on that. 'Is this the ghost of our circulation, influence and ad rates?'.
Was that the ghost of Sassy Colin (the poster formerly know as Colin129)?
Good grief. And to think the suffragettes bombed Pearl Harbour for this.
DM getting in a lather over a gay sex scene in some programme that attracted one complaint. They're ramming it down our throats!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...investigated-Ofcom-gay-sex-scenes-nudity.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...investigated-Ofcom-gay-sex-scenes-nudity.html
Uncharacteristic lack of explicit pictures accompanying that article. Usually they've amassed a virtual flick book's worth.
I'm sick and tired of the pro-straight agenda that keeps shoving straight couples in our faces. We get it; you're straight. Gawd...
Pisses me and the wife off all of the time.
Pisses me and the wife off all of the time.
I always think of Wee Jimmy Krankie whenever I see Nicola Sturgeon.
Sturgeon and Salmond both look like Christmas elves who were granted one wish by a magic genie, and they both wished to be fully grown humans.
Even when it's gay stuff? Oddly all the paper's are running the story quite prominently despite, to repeat, it getting one fecking complaint to Ofcom.
This is a genuine Daily Mail story, folks:
Well, the one trumps the bloody lot...
Maybe they'll start culling Punch puppets like Badgers, just to be on the safe side.
The ghost of mr punch. I'd make Kendall's toes curl up. Fnarr, fnarr. Probably got a better chance with her nose tbh.
Is this the ghost of Kendall Jenner's dignity?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...burn-friendship-Rihanna-Jourdan-Dunn-way.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...burn-friendship-Rihanna-Jourdan-Dunn-way.html
Old woman thrown off bus for being smelly
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Driv...Eva-Harrison/story-28116525-detail/story.html
Bit sad this one and the paper gets ripped in the comments section for running it. Maybe she is a bit vulnerable and unable to properly look after herself.
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Driv...Eva-Harrison/story-28116525-detail/story.html
Bit sad this one and the paper gets ripped in the comments section for running it. Maybe she is a bit vulnerable and unable to properly look after herself.
Thought that was a lookalike contest for a sec.
Old woman thrown off bus for being smelly
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Driv...Eva-Harrison/story-28116525-detail/story.html
Bit sad this one and the paper gets ripped in the comments section for running it. Maybe she is a bit vulnerable and unable to properly look after herself.
She's banging a 51 year old dude, though. Can't be all bad.
Woman in different coats looks like herself. Isn't that a ghost on her shoulder btw?
That's a fair point. Roles reversed in old age I'd take that (not the bloke!).
Poor old lady, she needs a bit of care. It wasn't in her best interest to agree to take part in a story which humiliates her.
I'm kind of torn between these two views. Poor woman, sad story and bad idea to go to the press, especially if she hadn't even formally complained to the bus company...but she is banging someone a quarter of a century younger than her...
Katie Hopkins always gets a reaction- over 1,500 comments on her rant about charities ramming their causes down her throat.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dren-Need-charity-begging-bowls-solution.html
she's just saying wot were all finking.
She's so right. Recently, there was this one charity who had collectors bloody everywhere, and if you didn't wear their badge for a month you were basically Hitler...
The funniest thing Katie Hopkins has ever said was when she pointed out that parents who give names of places/locations as names of their kids are 'lower class'...until it was pointed out to her that she named her daughter India.
The latest 'Is this the ghost of...' stories:
Deceased highwayman Tom Taylor looking suspiciously like a tree with a beard:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-captured-snapshot-taken-Yorkshire-Dales.html
A tree, yesterday
Obligatory photo of made-up mad woman who photographed saidtree ghost:
'The shameless women who shag ghosts':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...things-say-spooks-better-lovers-real-men.html
Related content:
Katie Hopkins: "I'm not being funny but...ok, I am being funny"
Lord Lockheed: "We're at WAR (make mine a double)"
Women - you can't have it all (so know your place)
Deceased highwayman Tom Taylor looking suspiciously like a tree with a beard:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-captured-snapshot-taken-Yorkshire-Dales.html
A tree, yesterday
Obligatory photo of made-up mad woman who photographed said
'The shameless women who shag ghosts':
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...things-say-spooks-better-lovers-real-men.html
Related content:
Katie Hopkins: "I'm not being funny but...ok, I am being funny"
Lord Lockheed: "We're at WAR (make mine a double)"
Women - you can't have it all (so know your place)
More ghost inanity...apparently this is the ghost of Henry VIII:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512838/Caught-camera-The-ghost-Henry-VIII.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-512838/Caught-camera-The-ghost-Henry-VIII.html
Spot the Difference.
And finally...
Ffs.
And finally...
Ffs.
I'd suggest a permanent Mail cover-headlijne of "We're Twats".
It's an arty photo I guess. DM doesn't work on my crap samsung, so nice to get a fix of the preposterous ghost bollox etc while on hols.Spot the Difference.
And finally...
Ffs.
Spot the Difference.
And finally...
Ffs.
I swear that's been posted before, but its todays date. Hhm.
It's definitely familiar. It's certainly a headline that sticks out.