Creature comforts. That's a fairly modest 'collection of DVDs, games and consoles' and it's always nice having your toilet on hand by your bed.Daily Mail
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Creature comforts. That's a fairly modest 'collection of DVDs, games and consoles' and it's always nice having your toilet on hand by your bed.I love the way the shitter in the middle of his room is described as a "bathroom area". That's the sort of lie Foxtons use about bedsits in central London.
I used to have a framed picture of New York, so obviously I'm Henry Hill from Goodfellas.
Shitting less than a metre from where you sleep, eat and play PS2 games makes it pretty clear you're someone to be reckoned with.
The whole 'system' looks like it cost twenty quid from Cash Generator.
Reveling in his 'king-pin lifestyle' the dealer has a New York City bedspread and keeps his tabacco (sic) nearby.
I'd assumed the tagines below the pictures were your own mockery, but no, they're genuinely from the Mail, this one is my favourite.
King Pin digs.
Just noticed, they spelt "revelling" wrong too, the massive retards.
EDIT: Gah. It can be spelt with one or two L's. Annoying.
EDIT: Gah. It can be spelt with one or two L's. Annoying.
Palatial splendour: Prisoners have plenty of room in which to stretch their Armani-trousered legs that YOU paid for*
*The trousers, not the legs
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Yeah, I actually googled that too in my quest to be critical.EDIT: Grammatical in this caption- should be 'them' not 'it'.
The self-proclaimed kingpin takes pictures of his mates and posts it on Facebook, against prison regulations
I wish I had a bog full of clondeeemuntz and trabbbaco*
*Not really, come to think of it...
*Not really, come to think of it...
Headlines you don't see every day...
'My life was saved by my DOG performing the Heimlich manoeuvre': Pensioner claims Labrador jumped on his back to clear pickled onion he was choking to death on'
Nice picture reconstruction of the scene too...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...led-onion-choking-death-on.html#ixzz3W4IQxCXT
'My life was saved by my DOG performing the Heimlich manoeuvre': Pensioner claims Labrador jumped on his back to clear pickled onion he was choking to death on'
Nice picture reconstruction of the scene too...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...led-onion-choking-death-on.html#ixzz3W4IQxCXT
'Rescue dog receives scant acclaim for reviving Jimmy Savile'
amazing. "I dunno. It's missing something. Tell you what, can someone nip out to Tesco and get a jar of pickled onions?"
I first read it as 'DDG', not 'DOG'. 
Has anyone seen that article about teachers being sent to prison for five years for failing to report kids who are playing GTA? A lot of my fellow gamer mates are believing the bullshit, because basically the politicians are doing the usual rounds of saying media can be dangerous! And somewhere this idea has come out, and the daily mail are using it. My mates seem to forget that the daily mail aren't pro-gamer and can be incredibly misleading.
Read that twice. Still none the wiser. Very confusing post. Each sentence is an enigma.
Is any newspaper specifically 'pro-gamer'?Smart phones give you a saggy neck.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...neck-sagging-jowls-caused-staring-phones.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...neck-sagging-jowls-caused-staring-phones.html
I really wonder what their recruitment policy must be?
- 'Do you know everything about the Kardashians?' If YES then continue
- 'Can you make ridiculous headlines?' If YES then continue
- 'Have no ties to any respectable writing establishment?' THEN YOU'RE HIRED!
- 'Do you know everything about the Kardashians?' If YES then continue
- 'Can you make ridiculous headlines?' If YES then continue
- 'Have no ties to any respectable writing establishment?' THEN YOU'RE HIRED!
Only the ones concerned about ethics in journalism.
That rules half of us out. Still argue that if people stopped reading the utter rubbish, it would become less prevalent, but can't see that happening.
Can't quite get my head round this.
Thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay, declares Iranian cleric
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ay-declares-Iranian-cleric.html#ixzz3XTh6OHru
Thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay, declares Iranian cleric
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ay-declares-Iranian-cleric.html#ixzz3XTh6OHru
I'm no medical expert but that seems unlikely to me.
We'd need to conduct a double blind study tbf.
What about if you are thinking about another man, straight kid?
This could be the unlikely cure for homosexuality. A bit like a flu jab.
This could be the unlikely cure for homosexuality. A bit like a flu jab.
Will that apply to already born children or only to the ones conceived when thinking about other women?
Glad I'm not homophobic, or else I would just have to accept I'll never be a father.
Glad I'm not homophobic, or else I would just have to accept I'll never be a father.
Well you live and learn. "Wan" is obviously the arabic word for bedsheets.
What if your children are already gay? Will they turn into women or Iranian clerics?
Thinking about an Iranian Cleric during sex is a great way to slow down a bit.
Might turn you into a jew though.
Tacking the issues that matter.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...aundry-day-despite-old-fashioned-notions.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...aundry-day-despite-old-fashioned-notions.html
What the hell is all that dross along the right side of the online edition? It looks like it's all pathetic celebrity worship/stalking.
You must have noticed the sidebar of shame before?
mentalI thought they were UKIP banners...
I guess I'd never been on the site before. I doubt I'll be back unless it's to find out more about some vapid celebrity "showing their curves at the beach in a daring polka dot bikini."