Yeah, all dads would split their sides at such wit and repartee.
'My son is called Bill.'
'That's alright, we'll just call him Bollox'
'Siobhan'.
'Shitbrain's close enough'.
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'My son is called Bill.'
'That's alright, we'll just call him Bollox'
'Siobhan'.
'Shitbrain's close enough'.
That's actually quite apt for the one Siobhan I know.'And here's 500 photos of the outrageous and offensive boobies!'
I can't see what the problem is, they look like a lovely pair.
Maybe if she had a baby hanging off one of them it would be alright?
Maybe if she had a baby hanging off one of them it would be alright?
The Daily Mail thesaurus must be worn through on the page for "flaunt".
They constantly come up with different ways of implying that women are somehow forcing men to ogle their bodies. They always display, reveal, show off, showcase or expose something.
They constantly come up with different ways of implying that women are somehow forcing men to ogle their bodies. They always display, reveal, show off, showcase or expose something.
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The Mail may well be many things but at long last the Galgos ' terrible suffering is out in the open
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-left-broken-bones-starve-death-Spain.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ees-left-broken-bones-starve-death-Spain.html
They had one a while back about some micro celebrity 'flaunting her toned legs in cut-off shorts' or some such nonsense. Could also just have said 'Woman wears shorts'.
Reminds of the Private Eye's piss-takes. 'Man gets hair cut' whenever Beckham got his mop chopped.
Reminds of the Private Eye's piss-takes. 'Man gets hair cut' whenever Beckham got his mop chopped.
I often wonder what world people who complain to the BBC about things like that live in. As if they have never seen a woman's cleavage before. I am also wondering if most of them happen to be female, or at least really old conservative christian men. I just cannot see any normal man complaining about that, or even normal woman.
Me neither. Over 400 people did though. Read the comment section. Loads moaning about it being before the watershed. Shame I never watch the One Show.
She's not showing her nipples
Jesus, its like 400 Mary Whitehouses isn't it? I mean, we see women dressing like that everyday. Why is it so shocking?Every one of those people who complained should be sat in the middle of the Printworks on a Saturday night with their eyes pried open Clockwork Orange style.
Jeeyaysus. Anyone else been reading the most popular comments on the various stories about the Paris shootings? Horrendous stuff. Thousands of absolute arseholes upvoting vile bigotry. And that's just the comments that made it past the pre-moderation!
You see it pretty much everywhere on news sites, even the left-wing ones. The internet is the only place these people can congregate, swear, its as if they are just waiting for something to happen and then they are commenting like mad.
That Philash is a warped genius.
Poor dogs
Poor dogs
Don't worry, they won't be doing something so ridiculous.
Why is it the worst commenters on sites like the Daily Mail are either people from other countries or expats? The latter boggles my mind more, when you see these British people abroad complaining about immigration, and then you see these people who aren't British complaining we are losing our country .
.that was my first thoughtPoor dogs
Somewhat dubiously toned piece on nimby hotel guests moaning it had asylum seekers staying there.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...star-hotel-angry-asylum-seekers-check-in.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...star-hotel-angry-asylum-seekers-check-in.html
I'm sure none of you will be surprised that I wouldn't be too keen either.
We used to take my son to Salou every year and once booked into a really nice hotel but it must have been Scouse week. They used to buy beer from a supermarket and put their sunbeds right beside the pool with a carrier of beer bottles keeping cool in the water. My son's United strips didn't go down to well, needless to say
A luxury hotel that costs £45 a night...
You probably should have asked beforehand whether they allowed the working classes to stay there.
None-working classes*
Absolutely nothing wrong with working class - besides Scousers wouldn't fall into that bracket anyway ☺
Am sure most people wouldn't be too thrilled if they are honest.
Isn't it £57? Still bloody cheap though.
Various websites seem to be offering me £45. Looks shite though, so can't say I'm tempted...
Yeah, I'm unlikely to ever go on holiday to Warrington tbh.
There is that.
You could buy whole suburbs in Warrington for that sort of money.
Man, I really want the Daily Mail readers to see this:
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/19/-sp-thousands-britons-claim-benefits-eu
Will blow their tiny minds.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/19/-sp-thousands-britons-claim-benefits-eu
Will blow their tiny minds.
What's Peppa Pig REALLY teaching our children?
Peppa Pig: potential ISIS member
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...mother-reveals-s-banning-bratty-hog-home.html
Peppa Pig: potential ISIS member
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...mother-reveals-s-banning-bratty-hog-home.html
That male genitalia can talk.
Those two holes look like a piercing you may want to take a look at.
Amari Black's parents are horrified when some of the three-year-old's first words were 'f*** you', which they say he picked up from this Peppa Pig toy
that, coupled with the pic, is amazing
that, coupled with the pic, is amazingI maintain to this day that I heard Daffy Duck use the c-word while I was watching Loony Tunes as a five year old. I promptly called my neighbourhood nemesis the same that very day. At the top of my little lungs. In front of his family.
This article is (unintentionally) hilarious.
They've gone for the always popular angle of how prison life is a bed of roses, after getting hold of a bunch of photos some scrote posted on his Facebook page. The best-rated comments are utterly predictable in their outrage. What makes it funny, though, is the way they've gone for shite estate agent patter when describing photos of his cell to make it seems like some sort of fancy apartment. In reality, it looks how you would imagine a prison cell would look. Tiny and a bit grim.
The rudimentary spelling mistakes just make the whole article seem like even more of a piss-take.
A home entertainment system in his cell: Crocker keeps a collection of DVDs, games and consoles
Creature comforts: Crocker has a bathroom area and an assortment of bread, sugar and various condements (sic)
Reveling in his 'king-pin lifestyle' the dealer has a New York City bedspread and keeps his tabacco (sic) nearby
Bedside "tabacco", an assortment of "condements" and a New York City bedspread! Oh the glamour...
They've gone for the always popular angle of how prison life is a bed of roses, after getting hold of a bunch of photos some scrote posted on his Facebook page. The best-rated comments are utterly predictable in their outrage. What makes it funny, though, is the way they've gone for shite estate agent patter when describing photos of his cell to make it seems like some sort of fancy apartment. In reality, it looks how you would imagine a prison cell would look. Tiny and a bit grim.
The rudimentary spelling mistakes just make the whole article seem like even more of a piss-take.
A home entertainment system in his cell: Crocker keeps a collection of DVDs, games and consoles
Creature comforts: Crocker has a bathroom area and an assortment of bread, sugar and various condements (sic)
Reveling in his 'king-pin lifestyle' the dealer has a New York City bedspread and keeps his tabacco (sic) nearby
Bedside "tabacco", an assortment of "condements" and a New York City bedspread! Oh the glamour...