Given current politics, my great fear is another fecking referendum, this time on capital punishment. It'd get voted in comfortably.Hang 'em all!
Daily Mail
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Not for me to defend the Heil, but genuinely don't see how they could fit the word in that box out. I'll still enjoy their hypocrisy though.
EASTER EGG HUNT TURNS TO CHAOS WHEN MAN MISTAKES DOG POO BAG FOR CHOCOLATE
https://cornishnews.com/2017/04/15/...-when-man-mistakes-dog-poo-bag-for-chocolate/
May be a spoof news site
https://cornishnews.com/2017/04/15/...-when-man-mistakes-dog-poo-bag-for-chocolate/
May be a spoof news site
'Chaos'? 
Recently, the Mail reads like propaganda from France just before the Revolution:
A 'news' story based on a probably fictional Facebook post. RIP journalism. This is your neck of the woods @Snowbear Man 'pooed on his own hands and threw it at car' in Gloucester
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...n-gloucester/story-30278820-detail/story.html
Man 'pooed on his own hands and threw it at car' in Gloucester
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...n-gloucester/story-30278820-detail/story.html
Ffs
I mean it is gloucester so I wouldn't be surprised but that Facebook site is full of shit!
I hate it when the press (and especially the BBC) use the word "poo". It's like every news segment is brought to us by Blue fecking Peter.
Man 'pooed on his own hands and threw it at car' in Gloucester
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...n-gloucester/story-30278820-detail/story.html
'Defecates' is quite long for a headline, plus it is a direct (albeit made up) quote tbf.Car beeps at cyclist. Before the car has time to move on down the street the cyclist gets off his bike, drops his dacks, craps in his own hand and manages to throw it at the car, hitting the front windscreen. I can't see how you could do all that in under 10 seconds even if you were ready to drop a load. A car travelling at 20 mpg would have covered nearly 100 yards in that time. Even if he broke world records and dismounted, disrobed, turded and threw in half that time and the car was only doing 10 mph that would still require a turd lob of nearly 25 yards.
Something smells pun fully intended
Something smells pun fully intended
Bizarre and inappropriate, even by DM standards.
Most women will know the scene in the film When Harry Met Sally, in which Meg Ryan simulates physical pleasure. Whereupon an older broad on an adjoining table turns to the waiter and says huskily: ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’
Without wishing to be indelicate about our Prime Minister, the same thought must have been racing through the minds of her political rivals this week as they watched her seize the agenda and announce the June 8 General Election.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4426650/QUENTIN-LETTS-Mrs-enjoying-power-time.html
Most women will know the scene in the film When Harry Met Sally, in which Meg Ryan simulates physical pleasure. Whereupon an older broad on an adjoining table turns to the waiter and says huskily: ‘I’ll have what she’s having.’
Without wishing to be indelicate about our Prime Minister, the same thought must have been racing through the minds of her political rivals this week as they watched her seize the agenda and announce the June 8 General Election.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4426650/QUENTIN-LETTS-Mrs-enjoying-power-time.html
WTF.
I mean, surely we are at the point they are actually parodying their readers, because no sane person could write that otherwise.
I mean, surely we are at the point they are actually parodying their readers, because no sane person could write that otherwise.
Because the image is so big I just saw the top half of it and thought "yes, it's sexist but nothing that shocking by Mail standards."
Then I scrolled down and saw Meg Ryan. wtf
Then I scrolled down and saw Meg Ryan. wtf
Sensing a large amount of *** in that article.
What? How is *** sensored but shit and piss isn't?
Eff ay pee
Eff ay pee
The mental image of May having a bone-judderingly powerful orgasm is not one to dwell on.
I wasn't until now.Hopefully when you draw the curtains at night, climb into bed and close your eyes, it will come into your head, just as you slowly start to masturbate.
stopstopstopstopstop
Don't worry, it won't just be Theresa May working her way sensuously into your thoughts..
When Theresa May comes, it's like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. A vengeful spirit blasting it's way out of her and melting any nearby faces.
Like cottage cheese.
The faces or her withered and smelted poon?
Not enjoying the way this thread is going currently.
I’ll have what he's having.
I’ll have what he's having.
Given the state of that, I don't think there is any left, he looks like he emptied columbia.
DM readers gonna DM.
DM readers v science
I don't even...
Although those comments come from a phenomenon that interests me. There's a weird conflation between right wing politics and conspiracy theory nut-jobs that I don't fully understand. What's the common ground?
Although those comments come from a phenomenon that interests me. There's a weird conflation between right wing politics and conspiracy theory nut-jobs that I don't fully understand. What's the common ground?
Not sure- maybe the 'people have had enough of experts' line summed it up.
The 'Soros-funded protest' is becoming almost as staple as 'snowflake'.
EDIT: Most of the comments seem to be from the US. Are some of them oil-funded trolls working out of some nondescript Russian office?
Not a bad shout, actually.
The Mail Online is a US company (well, technically its located in Bermuda, like the newspaper itself), its offices are based in New York.
Egocentric bigotry combined with mental illness?
I hope whoever said this can back it up with evidence. Hopefully they did some research lololololol pwned.
The Mail filling their weekly quota of sexism and ageism.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4441790/Je-t-aime-Brigitte-JAN-MOIR-agony-aunt-Macron.html
Apparently a man having an older wife makes him look weak and like she's his mother. They even got a woman to write it, so it can't be horribly sexist right..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4441790/Je-t-aime-Brigitte-JAN-MOIR-agony-aunt-Macron.html
Apparently a man having an older wife makes him look weak and like she's his mother. They even got a woman to write it, so it can't be horribly sexist right..