Daily Mail

Europe would be a lot more secure if a previous German administration was in charge :lol:
 
Snowbear said:
To be fair for all his faults Hitler did love animals.
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Apart from poisoning Blondi.
Rado_N said:
I saw that one earlier on the the DM Reporter Twitter, I think the comments were a different selection though...

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It has two pages of comments on dmreporter- I went for the other one cos that comment was amazing.
 
well if you absolutely have to run a story about mental health issues then you should at least have the common decency to shoehorn in some tits
 
The second comment made me chuckle.

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Man, 65, charged with murdering his girlfriend, 60, claims she accidentally choked to death giving him oral sex

'A Florida man charged with murder in the asphyxiation death of his 60-year-old girlfriend is mounting an unusual defense that hinges entirely on his purportedly outsized male anatomy, which he now wants entered into evidence.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html
 
She said: "My daughter got into the baby swings to prove a point to her cousin, Jesse, that she would be able to get back out of the baby swing with no problems.
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:lol:

God bless local news.
 
Snowbear said:
Awesome :lol:

Worcester News did a live stream of an Aldi opening last year.
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I remember that Nottingham Post one on the eighth branch of KFC opening in the city...

Elsewhere...'istan'

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'Tin Tin and W.C. Fields get mistaken for Hitler'
 
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Jippy said:
In less grim, but bizarre So much going on in this story. The late revelation that the woman has one arm, the mystery of the 'special straw for the holiday' and the bizarre naivety of all involved.

Humiliating scam led to mum and daughter licking Poundworld staff's feet after fake phone call

http://www.devonlive.com/mother-and...e-poundworld/story-30347088-detail/story.html
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That's unreal :lol:

I mean they left and actually went back. How on earth did anyone think this was real. Amazing.
 
Snowbear said:
That's unreal :lol:

I mean they left and actually went back. How on earth did anyone think this was real. Amazing.
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Playing 'horsey' with a one-armed woman would be an odd sight. God knows what they drew on their faces either. At the end she wants compensation...
 
Snowbear said:
That's unreal :lol:

I mean they left and actually went back. How on earth did anyone think this was real. Amazing.
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There's been another one!

Iceland staff 'had to pretend to be a vacuum cleaner' for mum and teen in SECOND hoax caller case

The caller then went on to tell Michelle to order two members of staff to carry out a series of bizarre and humiliating challenges - ordering one to "pretend to be a hoover" and another to "hide under a table until they were needed."

http://www.devonlive.com/iceland-st...-caller-case/story-30352634-detail/story.html
 
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