I like the way the dog is name-checked too.
'Included was an eight minute and 59 seconds video of Mrs Bowditch engaging in vaginal and oral sex with a St Bernard dog named Oscar.'
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I like the way the dog is name-checked too.
'Included was an eight minute and 59 seconds video of Mrs Bowditch engaging in vaginal and oral sex with a St Bernard dog named Oscar.'
Bit harsh on the dogs, that.Jippy Mail said:
You know it's going to be an interesting read when details of child porn get a passing mention about two thirds of the way through!
That's the problem with these stories- you're laughing at the dog smut, then that detail pops up.
Yeah, really ruined my enjoyment.
Honest question: Does any other species have sex with a less evolved species? What the feck have we become?!
To be fair I don't think it's anything new, people have been having sex with people from Liverpool for years.
The detail about her having oral with the St Bernard was the worst!
While in search of relevant puns, I remembered that there was a band named Three Dog Night; amongs their hits were: 'Try a Little Tenderness', 'Coming Down Your Way', 'Easy to Be Hard' & 'Mama Told Me Not to Come'.
There's that video of the monkey and the frog.
So it's largely a primate thing then? I mean I did read that penguins had some pretty nasty proclivities (necrophilia etc) but, if it's inter-species nastiness then it's going to be someone from somewhere like Lincoln (or Richard Gere). Thanks for clearing that up.
There was a scientific paper a while back on incidences of gay necrophilia among ducks.
"Scientific paper", sure.
Haha, it's pretty detailed. At no point did she look down at the hunched, slobbering form of a St Bernard and think, "I'm letting a dog bone me. This is a bit messed up."
People.
Dead duck head fcuk.
DOG: 'What a come-down - from rescuing people in the Alps to porn films in bloody Lincoln...'
Told you. I have an elephant-like memory for this stuff.
DOG: I've gone from humping big barrels of rum to humping Big Beryl's gums.
DDG: WTF am I doing here?
Doge takes a dark turn.
Christ! I can't have dinner now!
DDG: WTF am I doing here?
WOMAN: You look like a llama and I'm not allowed within 100 yards of dogs. Needs must.
feck me these performances for Britain's Got Talent have taken a strange turn.
wtf?
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wtf?
Can five lesbians maintain eye contact with a sexy model? We put them to the test
No. Their brains are all wrong.
WTF, Mail? This is one demeaning step away from, say, testing the reflexes of sheep or chickens. Next week: Can those WEIRD homosexuals be cured with thumbscrews?Mail said:Can five lesbians maintain eye contact with a sexy model? We put them to the test
And the week after: Can these HOPEFUL Liverpool fans maintain eye contact with the Premier League trophy?
Yeah but why?
Another law suit incoming.
http://zelo-street.blogspot.fr/2017/04/daily-mail-libels-united-passenger.html?m=1
http://zelo-street.blogspot.fr/2017/04/daily-mail-libels-united-passenger.html?m=1
FFS daily mail
More stunning journalism from them.
Least the doctor appears to be recovering well off the back of this news:
Hang 'em all!
Hang 'em all!
Crossx77 kindly putting himself forward for lethal injection.
Scoop of the year!
Complaints of "Muslims want to change British law to suit their backwards views" from the exact same people in 5...4...3...Hang 'em all!
Not sure what's weirdest with this...
Mum fears burglar ate her placenta
"We were going to bury it with my partner's mum's ashes, somewhere really special. We're very much disturbed.
"I hope to God I get it back, and I hope no one eats it - that would torment me for a long time."
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/91605800/mum-fears-burglar-ate-her-placenta
Mum fears burglar ate her placenta
"We were going to bury it with my partner's mum's ashes, somewhere really special. We're very much disturbed.
"I hope to God I get it back, and I hope no one eats it - that would torment me for a long time."
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/91605800/mum-fears-burglar-ate-her-placenta
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