Daily Mail

[marukomu]

"Who's got a juicy biff then?"

 

[SteveJ]

Dramatic drive to cut NHS costs unveiled: binmen to perform amputations; elderly patients to be used as incinerators

 

[Ubik]

God it's even worse in the actual article.

 

[SteveJ]

'she is ever the vicar's daughter':

 

[Eckers99]

'she is ever the vicar's daughter':

Looks like someone's convinced the gormless local simpleton to get up and do karaoke.

 

[Jippy]

Meanwhile in Cambridge...

Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/horses-penis-jesus-green-cambridge-12804904

 

[langster]

The Editor of the Mail has just told people who complained over the battle of the legs headline to "get a life"

 

[Untied]

Meanwhile in Cambridge...

Man who grabbed horse's penis and swung it round in front of teenagers on Jesus Green avoids jail

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/horses-penis-jesus-green-cambridge-12804904

When interviewed by police about the incident, Cuff said "his son had noticed his horse’s penis was in need of a clean and had put some baby oil on it and rubbed it to get the dirt off."

Great excuse

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Sarah Vine accusing people of lacking a sense of humour.....the fecking Mail are accusing others of not having a sense of humour

 

[Cheesy]

'she is ever the vicar's daughter':

Looks like Ronaldo gearing up for a free-kick in that one.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

"Who's got a juicy biff then?"

 

[Untied]

So Brexit is like murder (manslaughter) then?

 

[Snowjoe]

The Cotswolds yellow car saga continues

Vauxhall to rename entire colour after this Corsa which was vandalised for 'spoiling the view'

Their range of cars is now named 'Maddox Yellow' after Peter Maddox, 84, was blamed for ruining the view of picturesque Bibury by parking outside his Cotswold cottage.

http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...ing-the-view/story-30232774-detail/story.html

 

[Paul the Wolf]

 

[Jippy]

The Cotswolds yellow car saga continues

Vauxhall to rename entire colour after this Corsa which was vandalised for 'spoiling the view'

Their range of cars is now named 'Maddox Yellow' after Peter Maddox, 84, was blamed for ruining the view of picturesque Bibury by parking outside his Cotswold cottage.

http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...ing-the-view/story-30232774-detail/story.html

Good on Vauxhall for having a sense of humour.

 

[Jippy]

Nothing is more alluring than a woman posing with kitchen roll.

Porn star's 'mobile brothel' heading to Chesterfield

http://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/porn-star-s-mobile-brothel-heading-to-chesterfield-1-8466717

 

[SteveJ]

Theresa May hosted a private dinner for the Daily Mail editor, Paul Dacre, at 10 Downing Street last year, the government has disclosed.

Dacre was the only media figure to receive hospitality from the new prime minister in the first six months she was in post.

The dinner in October underlines the closeness of the Daily Mail to the prime minister, who hired the newspaper’s political editor, James Slack, to be her spokesman last year.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...sa-may-private-dinner-daily-mail-editor-no-10

 

[Jippy]

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...sa-may-private-dinner-daily-mail-editor-no-10

Bah, a serious post in the DM thread.

 

[SteveJ]

Tw,at.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Ridiculously Sexy Contestant On ‘Romania’s Got Talent’ Performs A Dance So Seductive That Judges Appear To Messy Up Their Underpants

http://brobible.com/girls/article/contestant-romanias-got-talent-performs-dance/2/

 

[P-Nut]

Ridiculously Sexy Contestant On ‘Romania’s Got Talent’ Performs A Dance So Seductive That Judges Appear To Messy Up Their Underpants

http://brobible.com/girls/article/contestant-romanias-got-talent-performs-dance/2/

Love how no one has commented since as they're in a state of shock and awe!

 

[Dan]

Yellow car owners join rally in support of 'ugly' car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-39456449

 

[Snowjoe]

Yellow car owners join rally in support of 'ugly' car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-39456449

Was just about to post. The whole saga has reached its end and it's been great start to finish. An angry bastard vandalised a local heroes car ending up with Vauxhall naming the shade of yellow after him and a yellow car support rally. This is Great Britain

 

[Dan]

It's fecking crazy.

 

[Snowjoe]

Bibury isn't far from me at all, seen a load of the yellow cars around today. Bet there's plenty of sore arms about

 

[Jippy]

Furious Wells woman campaigns against Daily Mail after Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon Legs-it front

http://www.somersetlive.co.uk/furio...egs-it-front/story-30236954-detail/story.html

From the comment section:



StanStill | March 30 2017, 7:16AM
She is probably the head of the PC Brigade for Somerset. Get a life woman. Ms May and her 'toothpick' legs, scrawny with big feet, SNP wins by miles.

 

[Jippy]

 

[Snowjoe]

fecking hell

I love the one that just says "top bloke"

 

[Ubik]

Kinell. The upvotes are extra alarming.

 

[VorZakone]

That's shocking.

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

faithInHumanity = faithInHumanity - 1000

 

[Silva]

Those aren't real. Surely, please don't be real.

 

[GDaly95]

Isn't it fecking terrifying how many people are just so racist? Like, is it even the minority anymore? It's fecking crazy.

It has become SO easy to see why Hitler was able to do what he did back then since so many racists have come out of the woodwork in the last year or so, it's so messed up.

 

[Jippy]

True colours shown...

 

[Sassy Colin]

He's that Pol Pot with his daughter, look he's smiling! A true family man & much misunderstood.

 

[Paul the Wolf]

Someone who was responsible for the death of 3% of the World's population was not such a bad bloke and at least he was a vegetarian who liked animals.
Do they supply free moron pills with every edition of the Mail

 

[Jippy]

They're out in force.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Someone who was responsible for the death of 3% of the World's population was not such a bad bloke and at least he was a vegetarian who liked animals.
Do they supply free moron pills with every edition of the Mail

No, they're not morons (at least not all of them). They're vile scum.