More like a romance story with a huge climax.
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"You've got male."
Nice
The case revealed the gaping holes in UK law. How can this be outside 'sentencing guidelines' in this day and age?
"I've got a package for you"
Would he have got a lesser charge if he pleaded urinating over masturbating? I reckon so.
Yes - they call it *drum roll* a pee bargain.
Stop throwing things at me, folks.
Stop throwing things at me, folks.
Jizz-stice was served. I get the even more squelchy rotten fruit.
Bristol woman ‘puked in street’ after man wiped bogey on leg on First Bus
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/bristo...on-first-bus/story-30166426-detail/story.html
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/bristo...on-first-bus/story-30166426-detail/story.html
Who is the naked clown spotted walking in Worcester?
Judith Porter sent in these bizarre pictures of a woman who, despite the chilly weather, is wearing what appears to be a white bodysuit, red nose and curly brown wig.
"I wonder if other people have also spotted the clown and why she has not been arrested?
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15122401.Who_is_the_naked_clown_spotted_walking_in_Worcester_/#
Well probably because she's not actually naked, Judith.
Judith Porter sent in these bizarre pictures of a woman who, despite the chilly weather, is wearing what appears to be a white bodysuit, red nose and curly brown wig.
"I wonder if other people have also spotted the clown and why she has not been arrested?
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15122401.Who_is_the_naked_clown_spotted_walking_in_Worcester_/#
Well probably because she's not actually naked, Judith.
Who is the naked clown spotted walking in Worcester?
Judith Porter sent in these bizarre pictures of a woman who, despite the chilly weather, is wearing what appears to be a white bodysuit, red nose and curly brown wig.
"I wonder if other people have also spotted the clown and why she has not been arrested?
http://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/15122401.Who_is_the_naked_clown_spotted_walking_in_Worcester_/#
Well probably because she's not actually naked, Judith.
"The sightings disturb my usual walk along the scenic bridge in Worcester."
"The sightings disturb my usual walk along the scenic bridge in Worcester."
She would probably have had more to say if she'd walked across the bridge about 4am the time I pissed off of it.
She'd have probably thrown up on you.
Explicit adult film scenes were shot at a gym in Gloucester and people are quite shocked
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"He said he was alerted by a friend, who recognised The Gym in one film, and he compared screen grabs of the film with images of The Gym on its website"
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...0168670-detail/story.html#OZ7WR7d4Ux8M5hdX.99
"Alerted by a friend, yeah ok then mate
"He said he was alerted by a friend, who recognised The Gym in one film, and he compared screen grabs of the film with images of The Gym on its website"
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...0168670-detail/story.html#OZ7WR7d4Ux8M5hdX.99
"Alerted by a friend, yeah ok then mate
That comment is great!Explicit adult film scenes were shot at a gym in Gloucester and people are quite shocked
"He said he was alerted by a friend, who recognised The Gym in one film, and he compared screen grabs of the film with images of The Gym on its website"
http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...0168670-detail/story.html#OZ7WR7d4Ux8M5hdX.99
"Alerted by a friend, yeah ok then mate
This story is odd- not sure I get the link in their chain of misery...
Fresh pain for couple who broke three out of four arms on holiday as bin goes AWOL
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/fre...goes-missing/story-30168703-detail/story.html
"Another asked if the bin was green with black wheels, because he had seen a bin matching that description."
What a fecking weird story. It's like the couple and their mates were having a laugh about it and the paper have gone and written a story.
It honestly seems like many local newspapers/websites are having a laugh with their stories & headlines these days.Looks more like a suicide attempt.
Shit, they're becoming self aware. What is the protocol?
Nothing, they're like racist goldfish. By tomorrow morning they'll forget all about and go back to commenting about Britain being British and "get rid of the scum" in articles so unrelated that some will probably be about a cat stuck up a fecking tree (e.g.; "eu regulations on tree height stopping british cats from being british")
UKIP politicians' smiles are terrifying.
EU metric regulations scupper delivery man's letterbox sex act attempt.
Apparently that is the interview in full...
A warning to us all...
Man who owned SIX TONS of porn dies when filthy magazine collection fatally falls on top of him
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269
Man who owned SIX TONS of porn dies when filthy magazine collection fatally falls on top of him
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-owned-six-tons-9957269
It's what he would've wanted.
I feel as though "filthy" and "fatally" weren't needed in that headline but worth it for the alliteration.
'Man crushed by falling Penthouse'
Spills might have been more apt but it seems they were going for some alliteration.
Six tons, fecking hell that is nuts.
Not sure Nuts really counts as porn, tbf.
Dunno if this is the right thread, but something good happened!
That's odd, just seen this.
CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK 2m2 minutes ago
She didn’t fully retract the tweet and posted a followup that was so defamatory a judge ordered her to pay a further £8,000 damages.
CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK 5m5 minutes ago
Hopkins was ordered to pay £16,000 for one tweet that mixed up the ‘non-binary transgender’ activist with New Statesman writer Laurie Penny.
CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK 10m10 minutes ago
Trans food blogger Jack Monroe wins libel case against Katie Hopkins. The columnist must pay £24,000 damages for two ‘defamatory’ tweets.
So she had the opportunity to pay £5k to charity and apologise and instead followed it up and got done for libel
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Room for anatomical confusion here.
Police hunt 6ft naked man with "prominent cheeks" seen near underpass
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...ominent_cheeks__seen_near_underpass/?Ref=fbpg
Police hunt 6ft naked man with "prominent cheeks" seen near underpass
http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...ominent_cheeks__seen_near_underpass/?Ref=fbpg
They didn't clarify which cheeks are prominent!