Daily Mail
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Maybe overtass instead of underpass
Very good and worthy of a green smiley.The magic is all in the photo caption in this one.
Moscow zoo sues ad company after rented raccoon appears in nude video saying 'it's just like bestiality'
The zoo claims the video and pictures negatively affects people's perceptions of raccoons
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/moscow-zoo-sues-ad-company-10037430
Ouch.
Dublin Fire Brigade called to cut penis ring off with angle grinder
'The medics had failed to remove the ring with orthopaedic instruments, including a saw, and bolt and bone cutters, which failed to grasp or even indent the ring, due to its durability and size.'
http://www.beat102103.com/news/dublin-fire-brigade-called-cut-penis-ring-off-angle-grinder/
Dublin Fire Brigade called to cut penis ring off with angle grinder
'The medics had failed to remove the ring with orthopaedic instruments, including a saw, and bolt and bone cutters, which failed to grasp or even indent the ring, due to its durability and size.'
http://www.beat102103.com/news/dublin-fire-brigade-called-cut-penis-ring-off-angle-grinder/
You'd need stiff resolve to face that.
I'm so appalled by that creature's depravity that I'll no longer patronise Rent A Raccoon.
The magic is all in the photo caption in this one.
Moscow zoo sues ad company after rented raccoon appears in nude video saying 'it's just like bestiality'
The zoo claims the video and pictures negatively affects people's perceptions of raccoons
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/moscow-zoo-sues-ad-company-10037430
Hah. Stumbled across the same article, was wondering where the hell to post it and thought "Jippy will like this - to the Daily Mail thread!"
My favourite bit was the part about them thinking something was up due to his newfound interest in boobies.
Don't we all, Thomas, don't we all...
Thomas will have his own Mail column soon, for sure.
That bird is really fit too. Not sure I'd need incentivising. Couldn't figure out what they're actually advertising from the Mirror piece.
Bit of a Freudian slip...
Northampton sweet shop staff find poo by back door... for the seventh time
'We've been keeping logs.'
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/n...o-by-back-door-for-the-seventh-time-1-7870292
Northampton sweet shop staff find poo by back door... for the seventh time
'We've been keeping logs.'
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/n...o-by-back-door-for-the-seventh-time-1-7870292
Zambian shoppers run in terror when strange 'Harry Potter Dementor' figure appears in clouds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-cloud-appears-Zambian-shopping-centre.html
The agony of being TOO BEAUTIFUL to be faithful! As it's revealed attractive couples are more likely to divorce, this writer says she was bound to cheat because she was so much better looking than her husband
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4333200/The-agony-beautiful-faithful.html#article-4333200
The agony of the Samantha Brick retread and the seven-deck headline.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4333200/The-agony-beautiful-faithful.html#article-4333200
The agony of the Samantha Brick retread and the seven-deck headline.
Sadly exposed as photoshop. Surely at some point in time a cloud formation of a giant spurting phallus must have formed.
Zambian shoppers run in terror when strange 'Harry Potter Dementor' figure appears in clouds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-cloud-appears-Zambian-shopping-centre.html
Like Theresa May's legs with a couple of coconuts on top.
They actually go quite well together, they are about equally (un)attractive, I would say.
There'a legal cocaine limit for driving
Flossie has lost her mind.
Driving ban for Darlington man caught four times legal cocaine limit
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...ton_man_caught_four_times_legal_cocaine_limit
Flossie has lost her mind.Driving ban for Darlington man caught four times legal cocaine limit
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...ton_man_caught_four_times_legal_cocaine_limit
Bin bag fetishist avoids jail despite breaching order aimed at curbing his bizarre fantasies
Kinky Warren Harris who is banned from owning bin bags because he fantasises about wrapping young people up in polythene and suffocating them, has avoided jail today.
http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...re-fantasies/story-30224423-detail/story.html
I think you'll like that @Jippy. I mean the story behind it isn't funny but the way it's written is ridiculous, "kinky warren harris"
Kinky Warren Harris who is banned from owning bin bags because he fantasises about wrapping young people up in polythene and suffocating them, has avoided jail today.
http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...re-fantasies/story-30224423-detail/story.html
I think you'll like that @Jippy. I mean the story behind it isn't funny but the way it's written is ridiculous, "kinky warren harris"
No point in letting him go if he's going to be picked up once a fortnight.
Bizarre case. What does he put his rubbish in then?Bin bag fetishist avoids jail despite breaching order aimed at curbing his bizarre fantasies
Kinky Warren Harris who is banned from owning bin bags because he fantasises about wrapping young people up in polythene and suffocating them, has avoided jail today.
http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...re-fantasies/story-30224423-detail/story.html
I think you'll like that @Jippy. I mean the story behind it isn't funny but the way it's written is ridiculous, "kinky warren harris"
Kinky (I assume that's his first name) uses 'special bin liners', the article states, chief.
They sound kinkier than normal ones.
He could always refuse to use them.
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
I like your one liners.
Coat
Thanks for telling everyone where to get them.
They needed to use Google because they don't know how to hire a car?
"Sir, why did you search out a mass murder manual?"
"Uhh, I'm writing an article for the daily mail officer"
"Uhh, I'm writing an article for the daily mail officer"
What a creepBin bag fetishist avoids jail despite breaching order aimed at curbing his bizarre fantasies
Kinky Warren Harris who is banned from owning bin bags because he fantasises about wrapping young people up in polythene and suffocating them, has avoided jail today.
http://m.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/...re-fantasies/story-30224423-detail/story.html
I think you'll like that @Jippy. I mean the story behind it isn't funny but the way it's written is ridiculous, "kinky warren harris"
It's the Mail, anybody with half a braincell could have found it in 30 seconds.
This is... I mean somehow the Mail seems to be consistently outdoing itself
Jesus wept.
'Flaunting their perfect pins.'