Cristiano Ronaldo

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At this point we have to ask whether there is anything we can do the pursuade him to join.

Does he need a kidney?

He has a daughter now. Anyone know of any top preschools in Manchester?
 
@DuckerTheTimes: Think it's already been said but #mufc have confirmed that tweet about Ronaldo from @ManUtd_PO was a fake
 
If you are so convinced he wont be coming then why not increase the stakes? Why not bet more?
 
-------RVP
Rooney--Kagawa--Ronaldo
------Carrick--Strootman
Evra---Vidic---Rio---Rafael
------------DDG

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I have got more chance of boning Jennifer Anniston while Mila Kunis gentle fingers my asshole than this transfer does of happening.
 
I have this thread on F5. Didn't know I had so much muppetry in me. :wenger::lol: So, just to clarify: The manutd.com twitter account hasn't posted and deleted anything regarding Ronaldo and it was only a fake? Ronaldo isn't selling his house and there's no truth in the claim he doesn't want to extend his Real contract?

I don't want to get any hopes up just to be disappointed.
 
I have this thread on F5. Didn't know I had so much muppetry in me. :wenger::lol: So, just to clarify: The manutd.com twitter account hasn't posted and deleted anything regarding Ronaldo and it was only a fake? Ronaldo isn't selling his house and there's no truth in the claim he doesn't want to extend his Real contract?

I don't want to get any hopes up just to be disappointed.

We're going to sign him.
 
:lol: I love Gambit. No matter what people say or if someone is being negative, he just calmly responds "dont worry we will sign him". I cant stopping laughing right now.
 
I have this thread on F5. Didn't know I had so much muppetry in me. :wenger::lol: So, just to clarify: The manutd.com twitter account hasn't posted and deleted anything regarding Ronaldo and it was only a fake? Ronaldo isn't selling his house and there's no truth in the claim he doesn't want to extend his Real contract?

I don't want to get any hopes up just to be disappointed.

Yeah but think about it. United would say it was fake. That's a standard response - even if it were true

As for the rest, who knows? Personally I think he's fed up with all the bullshit
 
Just imagine: the photoshoot for the next shirt comes out. 3 characters are standing there facing away from us. On the right you have Rooney with the number 10 shirt, convinced to stay and more invigorated than ever. On the left you have RvP, recently acquiring the number nine after firing us to a 20th last season. Then, dominating the picture, standing mighty in the middle, CR7. as our old Gaz would say, it's written in the stars :drool:
 
He's not going home guys. Sporting Lisbon simply don't have those funds available.
 
Ugh. I know exactly that he won't come to United and I'm pretty sure he's staying at Real... but nonetheless, a part of me still can't let go. This will be one long summer. I hate transfer windows, they are cruel, playing games with my poor little heart. :(
 
Why are people getting their panties in a bunch over this? It's transfer season and 80+% of this thread is people joking around.
 
We should have a sweepstake on when exactly he is going to sign his new bumper record breaking deal at Real Madrid.

That's an interesting one - he'd likely be on holiday by now, so that would put that inevitable date around mid-July maybe? Though they could announce agreement whilst he is still on a beach somewhere, but I think they'd wait for him to return for maximum publicity. But then since these stories are coming out today about not renewing, that could be Mendes pushing things along with Real trying to play hard-ball - so maybe they'd look to announce the agreement as soon as they have it. Has Perez been confirmed as re-elected yet?

I think I'll guess he signs his new Real contract... June 25th.
 
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