It wasn't cold, it wasn't raining and it wasn't night time.
Cristiano Ronaldo
- Thread starter ciderman9000000
- Start date
- Status
It wasn't cold, it wasn't raining and it wasn't night time.
I dunno about you Summit, but I've seen this guy extensively. In the flesh, on the tele, and on YouTube. I know my onions, he'd be a good signing. I'm telling you.
I hope you all get banned
More likely his elbow hitting you in the face...#tearsofpain.
Oh the light hearted adventures of summer time
Next Summer. He will want to see how Moyes does for one season first.
...from popular Real Madrid forums for showing a lack of sympathy for signing their best player.
What's with this stupidity!
Irony.
what the feck is this
Not stupidity. Somethings happening with him.
Quite.
I'll pretend this is happening anyway. Will give me a great feeling for the rest of this evening. Cock and ***kins are ready
It's a sign.
It's Ronaldo.
If Ronaldo comes home the Argentinian Midget must die.
We might be able to persuade Marcos to do it. Or Jojojo, who lives in Spain. Dr Dwayne can supply the necessary weaponry.
Oh god this has started Indykaila off now:
indykaila News @indykaila 48m
#Ronaldo update coming up. #MUFC
He's basically just read this tweet in th OP and covering it as his own.
indykaila News @indykaila 48m
#Ronaldo update coming up. #MUFC
He's basically just read this tweet in th OP and covering it as his own.
'Indykaila: Yesterday's News Tomorrow!'
Alas, 'tis off.
Quick, remove references to footyjokes
He posted that before this thread was even made. There have been twitter rumours from yesterday regarding Ronnie coming back.
It's time for him to come back. Selling his house in Spain, and refusing to sign a new contract must mean he is coming back, right? Of course it fecking does.
No. No no no no. I'm not getting sucked into this. Nope - I will not. This will neve......
*Sucked in*
.... YES HE'S COMING!
*Sucked in*
....
YES HE'S COMING!He's not the only one.
Is this actually on? I thought people were joking. Viva Ronaldo!
Viva Ronaldo!Is anyone in the real estate business? How hard is it to find out for sure if a filthy rich person's house is up for sale?
No. No no no no. I'm not getting sucked into this. Nope - I will not. This will neve......
*Sucked in*
....
That's the spirit, resistance is futile
Is this actually on? I thought people were joking.
There's always a down side isn't there...
I'm not sure I could take a heartbreak like this should it not happen, it's just too much to handle...
...
feck it, MUPPETS AHOY!!!
...
feck it, MUPPETS AHOY!!!
I honestly think I would cry if this were to come true.
Oh dear.
It's one of many houses int he same area that are all identical. SO the chances of it being Ronaldos are slim. We're still signing him though.
indykaila News @indykaila 1m
#Ronaldo update. http://bit.ly/10WHbvN #MUFC
"According to reports, Ronaldo rejected a new contract at Madrid but our understanding is that this isn’t the case; he hasn’t rejected or accepted the contract offer. The player has asked his advisors to check if there is any possibility on his “dream move” to Manchester United. He has asked this request many times from our understanding. I believe the national papers will be running this story as well."
He mentioned a "dream move" to United, it's off. Let's see if the papers run this story tomorrow then.
#Ronaldo update. http://bit.ly/10WHbvN #MUFC
"According to reports, Ronaldo rejected a new contract at Madrid but our understanding is that this isn’t the case; he hasn’t rejected or accepted the contract offer. The player has asked his advisors to check if there is any possibility on his “dream move” to Manchester United. He has asked this request many times from our understanding. I believe the national papers will be running this story as well."
He mentioned a "dream move" to United, it's off. Let's see if the papers run this story tomorrow then.
It's always been his dream to play for us.
I don't give a feck if this guy is bullshit. I believe this. Ronaldo is coming home.
Alderley Edge?
Here he is meeting with SAF
Cal? Must be going fecking bananas at this.
- Status