Like LeBron James, he's a marvel of longevity. And of modern medicine and training. But is he a better footballer than say, a Maradona? Clearly not.
Cristiano Ronaldo - Much Ado About Al Nassr
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This thread it's getting excessively weird
To be honest that overhead did look like a pensioner pulling off a spectacularly surprising goal. Sort of falling over but got a straight let up just in time. They've been blessed with the easiest possible League A group, let's not forget how he couldn't hit a barn door in the Euros.
And the World Cup.
Resorted to trying to steal goals from his team mates.
I dont think anyone has forgotten his shit wc and euros but you can still appreciate him for still making headlines at 39 apart from being a youtuber.
Not in the squad today?
Nope. Him, Bruno and a couple others got the greenlight to return to their clubs early.
Strange as I thought he'd be wanting to play for Portugal as much as possible to potentially increase his goal tally.
Ronaldo haters in meltdown this evening
He doesn’t even like goals, if anything.
Breaking the internet!
Mr Beast is now Ronaldo's rival, not that guy from Rosario
That laugh coming out of that rubbery face will never not be creepy
That’s an insult to Jedward to be honest.
Insane!
I've just shat myself!
WOW! Never seen a goal like that before!
911
i’m questioning whether or not it’s even worth watching football any more. surely it’s all downhill from here.
never forget
Oh absolutely. Football peaked at this moment.
Too late for that. Half the people who watched it have already died from shock.
A second Cristiano goal has just hit the net
What’s your emergency?
Some cowards just tried to murder me
I'm going into shock from the jaw dropping goal I just witnessed.... it was just too much awesome for my nervous system to handle
What an awful number of goals, it reminds me of that tragedy.
His team lost the match
The scorer of thing winning goal?
The scorer of thing winning goal?
Unbelievable. Just dropkicked my niece off the sofa and sui'd over her
Someone call 911
He kicked the ball in ehmahgerd
Oh 9/11? Yeah, it was an attack on our country. I walked through blood and bones, trying to find my brother.
he was buying a dog house, they say