Cristiano Ronaldo - Much Ado About Al Nassr

That’s the legend Manuel Rui Costa you uncultured being.

Ah. He’s much older, face got wider, and the trademark hair is gone.

Still, I have no excuse and deserve to be berated especially because I watched a ton of his football in the 90s and 2000s :(
 
He'll be 52 and and still playing, exclusively being subbed on to take penalties. He'll be on 989 goals and the SIUUUS will have far less hang time and the rotation won't be as graceful.