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Cristiano Ronaldo - Much Ado About Al Nassr
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What makes you say th- oh wait, I just checked the post above yours.
And the one above yours
Honestly feels like he's playing a game and scoring a penalty every day over there.
How many more years do you think he can play in Saudi scoring penos against amateurs? I reckon another 5 or 6
He must have 500 goals if you take away his penalty goals and his goals in Arabia.
He retired when he moved out there, this is career stat padding
Over 700 none penalty goals and about 80 goals in Saudi, so keep trying
Puts Messi's name on the thumbnail of his latest YouTube video. Wow!
Ronaldo has absolutely lost his mind since the World Cup. I'd pay a LOT of money to watch his reactions the night Argentina won the World Cup. It would be glorious.
You just jelly. You wish it you hammering in that penalty against Al Orubah.
German league is turd. Not only the league, it seems.
Puts Messi's name on the thumbnail of his latest YouTube video. Wow!
What on earth was that?
Ok, he played absolutely zero part in making it. Hopefully not his idea either. He might just have a terrble media team that needs firing. It's boring, can't imagine anyone watching it all.
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Over 700 none penalty goals and about 80 goals in Saudi, so keep trying
So over 200 penalty/semi-pro league goals.
Could he do it on a humid night in Johannesburg?
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Another one.
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The reaction time and the technique there, jeez, it's like the ball bounced off a wall
Not bad. Should have had an assist as well, when he passed it to Fernandes.
Are you still playing d’aul soccer, you are, Christy? Sure it’s nice to have an aul hobby.
He really cooked Juve there
He really cooked Juve there
And Arse
But it’s obvious Arse aren’t a big club and he played for Juve
another tantrum end of the match
Is he auditioning to be an air traffic controller?
The frost. Sometimes it makes the face rubbery.
What is he complaining about
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He's brilliant. I go back and watch the Holland vs England clip with the "RUN FASTER RONALD!" every now and again, never fails to make me laugh.
Why does he laugh like that?
Also I bet he's never actually tried fish and chips
I bet his absolute fav food is
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Thought you were gonna say SIOOOOUUUP
He's one of the most unsettling looking people around. I think it's because his every facial expression comes across as if he's trying to mimic an actual human. Also plastic surgery.
He's definitely had either plastic surgery, or botox. Possibly both.
He looked normal when he was younger but he just looks creepy now. Especially when he laughs.
Him and Tom Cruise have that same fake smile. They smile but one can only wonder what's going on through their minds when they do it.
Nothing. They are as empty as sharks.