Fair warning, I'm not a fan of your club, the player, or even Bayern München, but I'm big into football (transfer) gossip, so I sometimes lurk in your forum. And right now I feel like some of you could use a bit of an explanation on why Ronaldo to Bayern will not happen.
Kahn is saying nice things about Ronaldo because he's being painfully polite while turning the same guy down for the 4th time. I can understand wanting to interpret it differently when you're main concern is Ronaldo's future, but you're just setting yourself up for disappointment. That signing goes against everything Bayern wants for their team. I don't blame anyone for not being intimately familiar with the culture at Bayern (I know that feeling for other clubs. I don't speak a lick of french and whenever something goes on in Ligue 1 I rely on people giving me proper explanations because my lack of french makes it impossible for me to grasp the full context), but if you're interested, there are many reasons why they won't sign him that isn't money.
- His age.
Bayern don't sign players that old. Your only chance to get a contract when you're older than 32 is being a Chupo-Moting type of guy. Someone who will sit on the bench with a smile on his face but score some goals if he needs to, someone who speaks several languages and is a real social and connecting figure in the team.
- His status as a player.
Bayern has never been the kind of club that signs the biggest stars, and the reason for that is not purely financial. For the people in charge, "the club is bigger than the player" has always, always been true. You can be a star at Bayern, but you can't put yourself above the club.
Neuer and Müller, who are without a doubt the biggest stars for Bayern fans (Lewandowski never loved the club enough to be loved as full-heartedly by the fans), aren't the kind of guys who need everything to revolve around them. Their worst characteristics are being a bit of a dummy and dating basically the same woman who gets younger and younger at every iteration (Neuer), and having an awful sense of humour and being annoying (Müller).
- His personality.
I don't know how much of the conversation about their new prestige signings (Mané, de Ligt) reached the English-speaking press, but there was a big, big emphasis on both players being exactly that kind of personality they want at Bayern. Hard-working, down-to-earth, humble team players, who generate headlines on, not off the pitch. Does this sound like Ronaldo to any of you?
Even Lewandowski, who has the personality of a wet paper towel, had too much of an ego and was too demanding of a special role for them, especially towards the end (for players, Nagelsmann, and the higher-ups equally).
- The dressing room.
Put another 9 in the team who wants to be the main man and I'm pretty sure Gnabry is going to bite someone's head off. And if Gnabry is rightfully unhappy then good luck with the rest of the clique (Kimmich, Goretzka, Sané. Well, at least Süle left)
- The drama he brings.
Bayern had some minor implosions already last year, like the whole Hernandéz thing, or when Kimmich gave his (pretty dumb) interview about why he wasn't vaccinated yet. Afterwards, Josh didn't talk to the press at all for a long time, up to the point where he gave an in-depth and pretty serious interview to the national broadcaster, that was very obviously heavily prepared by PR professionals. This year, after Lewandowski had his "dead inside" interviews, Salihamidžić and he had a long call and the interviews changed their tone completely. Most likely because he had been told something along the lines of "we are willing to sell you for the right offer, but if you continue like this, you're not gonna get what you want, because we have enough money and spite to block this deal".
Bayern wants to control the media narrative and players going against that are being reined in quite regularly. Can't see Ronaldo being too happy by being treated like this.
- He doesn't fit the system that relies on a high line and intense pressing.
We could have a long discussion about Ronaldo just sliding into the gap Lewy left, but we probably wouldn't agree anyway, so let's just focus on what the trainer thinks. Nagelsmann is honestly super happy about the possibilities Lewandowski's departure brings. A recent quote from him: "There will be other solutions for us. We have many players who can play up front. It will be a new Bayern Munich. And I am looking forward to the new Bayern Munich," the coach said optimistically.
Of course, you are free to dismiss all of this, but maybe it was an interesting read for somebody here.