Complete Mental Obliteration V2

it's more of spectator sport.

The CMO contestants are elite athletes at the top their game, it's not to be tried at home, they are trained professionals. The damage you would have to do your brain in the short period of time need to compete, would be significant. To put in perspective it's bee like playing for a pub team and taking the step up to league two, tops.

You'd have to watch re-runs of loose women while smacking your self in the face with a brick for up to 8 hours a day. It's just not healthy.

Plus it's a Vs battle and we have our foes.
 
Peakey said:
This is very good, I can't believe I've never seen this thread before. I want in.
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Send your name, address, credit card details, and insurance details to Hectic or Brewlio and they'll email you further details
 
I have received Neesons answer, TB post yours up in here when you are ready. I have questions on standby so the sooner the better.
 
Neeson147 said:
Respect to who? You? Neeson? Both? I respect Liam Neeson, good actor, went through a tough time with his wife and supporting Liverpool. I respect your moderating abilities here, and your determination to ensure things arrive at their originally intended destination, speaking of which, I assume you got my PM?
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You will be punished for this.
 
Wrong. You had done nothing wrong. It was a test of your Neeson character, so you had to respond as Neeson would have, in the 'Taken' mode. You failed. Neeson would never have delivered some gay ass statement about respect and all that.
 
You are Neeson147 (147 = I kill peoples). You always go for the death threat.
 
Lastwolf said:
it's more of spectator sport.

The CMO contestants are elite athletes at the top their game, it's not to be tried at home, they are trained professionals. The damage you would have to do your brain in the short period of time need to compete, would be significant. To put in perspective it's bee like playing for a pub team and taking the step up to league two, tops.

You'd have to watch re-runs of loose women while smacking your self in the face with a brick for up to 8 hours a day. It's just not healthy.

Plus it's a Vs battle and we have our foes.
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I understand. Looking at their first answer again, I can clearly see I'm out of my depth. I will take a good seat and watch from the sidelines. When will the winner of this current battle be announced? The only bad thing about the thread is that is 70+ pages with only a few on the actual Q and As.
 
Peakey said:
I understand. Looking at their first answer again, I can clearly see I'm out of my depth. I will take a good seat and watch from the sidelines. When will the winner of this current battle be announced? The only bad thing about the thread is that is 70+ pages with only a few on the actual Q and As.
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Yeah, there's been a lot of fecking around, if they posted more answers, instead of playing for time. We'd be a lot more dense, in multiple senses of the word, at this time.

But still the quality of the responses has been ... spectacular.
 
Anyways i'll post my answer


Well i hate hyena the most.
So i would make them instinct.I just hate everything about them.I also hate how they try to steal leopards kill by coming in large groups. I just don't like them.

As to how will i make them extinct, i'll lift any ban(if there is one) on hunting hyena's.

I know its just a 4 line answer but i don't know how else can i make them extinct.
I am not going to give rewards to anyone for killing him.Neither am i going to start any project "Kill hyena's and use their skin for anything that we can use it for"
 
This was Neeson's answer, I'll have to respond to it after work but it had me in stitches for all the sense it lacked. It's pretty much exactly how TB answered the country you'd go to war with question, but instead, with animals.

Neeson147 said:
Dunno if you saw my post, but I'm leaving this with you until TB's answer is shown.

Right, firstly, it has to be an animal in danger of extinction. You can’t just say ‘I’ll eliminate wasps cos they’re shit.’

So, something in danger, well, there are lots of animals in danger, really, loads. Now you’ll question my logic, but I’d like to oust an animal that’s been well publicised to be in danger of extinction, and even popular, as that will send out a very strong message to people, that these animals really are in danger, and it’s not just a lot of talk, it can happen.

You also need an animal that has a fairly easy location, not just dotted around the world, but focussed in one place.

One of the most well publicised animals would be the Siberian Tiger. If that did become extinct it would raise a lot of awareness.

Now, how to do it. I’d say the easiest way is to locate them, and shoot them. Not with a machine gun to put loads of holes in it, but one rifle shot, so you can at least do something with it their skin. You did mention that it needs to be practical, and using current means. Now, I’m going to struggle to get my hands on a gun, much less be able to locate the remaining animals. So, I’d need to get someone to do it for me. I’d try get word around that this animal is having a harmful effect on something ,other animals, the environment, I dunno. The best way to do this would be to convince high institutions to go with it, the government perhaps? Obviously they wouldn’t be easily swayed, but because there is good coming out of it (further awareness of endangered species, plus the fact that the country would have the final remaining Siberian Tiger skins, they might end up in some sort of museum, I don‘t know) so at least they can justify their actions. The hardest part would be getting access to the tigers in sanctuaries, as they’re strongly protected, but I’d imagine that if the government sent out a squad to wipe them out, they’d be able to do it.

So:
Which animal: Siberian Tiger
Why: In danger of extinction anyway so would be easier than most animals, raises awareness, country has final Tiger skins
How: Get a squad of hunters to take them out, be like some MI5 shit.
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Wow siberian tiger really.
So you will make one of the most spectacular specie just to make other people realize that they can actually be extinct?
Yeah it will protect other hunters from killing other species because now they have realized that this could actually make some specie be extinct.They don't give a ratsass about this
 
TheBest said:
Wow siberian tiger really.
So you will make one of the most spectacular specie just to make other people realize that they can actually be extinct?
Yeah it will protect other hunters from killing other species because now they have realized that this could actually make some specie be extinct.They don't give a ratsass about this
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Yes, the reason I PMd my answer is because I knew you'd pick an animal that is in no was in danger of extinction, thus making me win by default, regardless of how bad my answer was.
 
I like how TB wants to make hyenas instinct. An uber soldier unleashed upon humanity. With the vast mental faculty of a penguin researcher and the ruthless killing instinct of a hyena. There is no escape. In the words of Relevated, "the end is nigh".
 
This is liam, he had to aim low, there are only about 400 of those tigers, they only exist in Sibera and the odd zoo, wouldn't take that long to kill then all. He could be finished in time to get to the pub.
 
Neeson147 said:
Yes, the reason I PMd my answer is because I knew you'd pick an animal that is in no was in danger of extinction, thus making me win by default, regardless of how bad my answer was.
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are you dewey??
You are awarding yourself this point

Anyways i don't have time for this.I have to go.Not saying i have a good answer at all.
But i see your reason for killing totally stupid
 
TB there is nothing called a specie. There is actually according to google, but it means coin money. Species is singular and plural both.
 
digitalnirvana said:
I like how TB wants to make hyenas instinct. An uber soldier unleashed upon humanity. With the vast mental faculty of a penguin researcher and the ruthless killing instinct of a hyena. There is no escape. In the words of Relevated, "the end is nigh".
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wait you here???
Have you been given some kind of special access??
 
digitalnirvana said:
TB there is nothing called a specie. There is actually according to google, but it means coin money. Species is singular and plural both.
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Really Thanks
I actually deleted that word 4 times while writing because somehow i found it odd.

I was thinking this doesn't seem like a word.There is something wrong but then what would be singular word for species and then came to this wrong guess
 
TheBest said:
are you dewey??
You are awarding yourself this point

Anyways i don't have time for this.I have to go.Not saying i have a good answer at all.
But i see your reason for killing totally stupid
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Yes, mine was stupid. I couldn't think of a good reason for anything, so I just made sure that I could do the fundamental part of the answer, and pick an animal in danger of extinction. The reason I mentioned wasps in my answer, was aimed directly at you. I thought you'd do that. Instead it was hyenas. I might not even have to do anything to make my animal extinct, just wait. Yours is impossible.
 
Neeson147 said:
Yes, mine was stupid. I couldn't think of a good reason for anything, so I just made sure that I could do the fundamental part of the answer, and pick an animal in danger of extinction. The reason I mentioned wasps in my answer, was aimed directly at you. I thought you'd do that. Instead it was hyenas. I might not even have to do anything to make my animal extinct, just wait. Yours is impossible.
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i never thought it that way.
Obviously its hard to kill all animals like hyenas but how i interpreted this question is "which animal would you make extinct"

That is which animal you want to be extinct, which is related to desire.

You have to tell which species you want to be extinct and then (only after the previous question (totally unrelated to this question in that way))give the reason how would you do that
 
TB, you are welcome. :)

Re why I am here, clearly you have not heard of operation mongooses then. Good for you.
 
Instructions: Make an animal extinct.

Stated Objective: Greater awareness for endangered species, with the assumed end goal of protecting them.

Methods: Shoot endangered species. Do something nice with the skin.
 
digitalnirvana said:
TB, you are welcome. :)

Re why I am here, clearly you have not heard of operation mongooses then. Good for you.
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please tell me about it or pm me whichever you feel is suitable

I haven't been here much for last couple days so don't know about any operation
 
TheBest said:
i never thought it that way.
Obviously its hard to kill all animals like hyenas but how i interpreted this question is "which animal would you make extinct"

That is which animal you want to be extinct, which is related to desire.

You have to tell which species you want to be extinct and then (only after the previous question (totally unrelated to this question in that way))give the reason how would you do that
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Yes I know, I read the question.
Bebe said:
Instructions: Make an animal extinct.

Stated Objective: Greater awareness for endangered species, with the assumed end goal of protecting them.

Methods: Shoot endangered species. Do something nice with the skin.
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Instructions: Make an animal extinct.

Stated Objective: Make animal extinct.

Methods: Make animal extinct.
 
WHAT.THE.feck.

2 simpletons take ages to answer questions (badly) then argue with each other about whos is better over 76 odd pages. Me likey.
 
Let's tackle Neeson's answer. Or at least, attempt to without imploding mentally.

- MI5 Shit. First of all, MI6 overseas, MI5 are home defense. Basic shit, also irrelevant. Stop doing this to our minds.

Now to begin with the post, you're just going to go and hunt Siberian tigers, but shoot them once so you can use their skin or something? What the feck does the world need tiger skins for? Interior decorations of Gok Wan's gaff or something? Come on Neeson. You're Neeson. Don't pick an animal you aspire to be for fecks sake.

I just don't even...TB where is yours?
 
Okay Neeson, your answer was so bad I don't know where to start - At this point I haven't read TB's yet so he will be getting the treatment too if his answer is as bad.

1) Your logic is to wipe off an animal already endangered. That's not a bad start, it's a different angle to what I was expected but I can respect that. Even a popular animal, which works as you want to send a message, to shock people that this is what can happen if we.....well you left that part out, but let's just say if we stop caring.

2) Easy access to this animal, fair enough. It's not really a requirement as I never said it must be pracitical in the sense of where these animals are in relation to you, all I said is that their deaths must be practical, and not something like lining one hunded tigers up and trying to kill them all with a single bullet.

3) You've selected your target, with it being well publicised and awareness-oreintated. Fine.

4) Starts to go wrong here bud. Yes, the easiest way is definitely to locate and shoot them. As an alternative to what exactly? Locate and help them further their population? The easiest way to find my keys, is to find my keys. Okay, so we've got the method, a single rifle shot, so we can use the skin. Hang-on. When did skin become so important? I thought this was about raising awareness over endangered animals, not which country can collect the most tiger coats and celebrate. Obviously you are going to struggle on getting a gun, but why would that remotely matter? You're also going to struggle with convincing the world it's cool to obliterate the Siberian Tiger, you're also going to struggle with finding every single one of them....You're going to struggle with many things, but at no point did my question ask about any of these struggles. Anyway, forgetting that, you've thought that it's got to be done by someone elses hand, so how do you make this possible? Simple, convince people (who are these people?) that the endangered, and rare Siberian Tiger is now somehow causing a harmfull effect on the environment or other animals. Liam, it's not a fecking car. How is a tiger trapped in a zoo or it's natural habitat going to harm the environment? Who would believe that? Why would this lead people to take up their guns and kill them? So, with this ridiculous plan in mind, you want to get the government in to do it? I mean are you reading this here? The Government are going to listen to you damning the Siberian Tiger because it's harmful to the world environment, and other animals, which, in turn would lead them to invading Russia and killing them? They wouldn't be easily swayed, because it makes no sense. The good coming out of it, how exactly is it good again? The awareness of endagered species goes out the window when you start to kill them. You can't draw in a crowd and say, look what happens if you ignore this beautiful creature, and then point-blank shoot it's brains out on the ground. And the Tiger Skins. Who the feck cares about tiger skins? What kind of incentive is that? Do you think as a nation, we can't live without tiger skins, or that it's more prefferable to say, not travelling around the world killing the tigers in the first place? No-one can justify any of those actions based on this weird, strange and impossible plan.
 
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