And probably accidentally drown himself in his pint!
Just when it seemed like Neeson had turned a corner,
BAM, obliterated (again).
And probably accidentally drown himself in his pint!
Just when it seemed like Neeson had turned a corner,
BAM, obliterated (again).
One further thing Hectic. Liam has no training as a hunter, we can safely assume. Hunting Tigers is probably as dangerous, if not slightly more so (due to the jungle environment) than hunting Polar Bears. There is every chance, that even before Liam has realised which hole the bullet goes in on the gun that he has been eaten by a Siberian Tiger.Siberian Tigers 1 - Liam 0.
Congratulations Liam, you died without drowning.
EDIT: Of course Siberian Tiger's aren't in a jungle environment, but still. It's a fecking Tiger.
What's not to get Sol?
Nowhere near as detailed as I would have liked, but you have an animal, a legitimate albeit weird reason, as I'm taking it you aren't a leopard so I'm not sure why you care about who gets the kill etc, or in general why you detest hyena's. Your method of making them extinct is fairly practical, although won't lead to their extinction, as I'm fairly certain there aren't countries with hunters just praying for the day the fabled hyena shooting ban is lifted.
Will do.
Why the feck do you care about the Leopards getting fecked over? That's just nature...do you just hate nature TB??Seriously, it was a pretty simple fecking question. Now I have to contemplate leopardpeople, Siberian Tiger skins, government death squads, organized hyena hunts etc.
Not even the right government death squad, the fecking wrong one man. MI5 would be like 'this isn't London and if it is, why are we killing a beautiful creature like a Tiger in London Zoo? What the feck is this? I'm going to jump in the aquarium and drown. This is like some really weird dream.'
It is about making them instinct. You forget the hyena instinct. TB recognizes that hyena instinct is powerful so he is making them extinct, taking their instincts and giving it to the leopards.
- Welcome to MI5. Your purpose is now ours, and we are responsible for protecting the United Kingdom against threats to national security.
- Where will we be situated?
- Russia at the moment, our mission is Siberian Tiger skins.
- But sir...that's not ou.....
- ....Siberian Tiger skins.
- Yes sir.
- Where will we be situated?
- Russia at the moment, our mission is Siberian Tiger skins.
- But sir...that's not ou.....
- ....Siberian Tiger skins.
- Yes sir.
so killing the Siberian Tigers will raise awareness of what? That they are all dead and are only dead because Neeson had them all killed to raise awareness that they are all dead now?
Nobody's ever going to get away with anything with DN involved, he's too clever.
- I thought we were homeland security sir?
- We are.
- But the Tigers are in Russia sir.
- For now...for now.
- You see what happens if you are not aware?
- Aware of what?
- Their declining numbers you dumbass.
- What happens?
- We fecking shoot them!
- Aware of what?
- Their declining numbers you dumbass.
- What happens?
- We fecking shoot them!
I'm fairly certain there aren't countries with hunters just praying for the day the fabled hyena shooting ban is lifted.
Dunno why, but is the 2nd post on this forum who've genuinly have made me laugh
- Today a tragedy occurred. The Siberian Tiger was made extinct.
- But, how and why?
- It was part of a government attempt to raise awareness on them, whilst simultaneously, wiping them out. I bet you feel stupid now don't you. If you had been aware, we might not have killed them.
- That seems a tremendous waste.
- Try saying that in your new Siberian Tiger skin.
- But, how and why?
- It was part of a government attempt to raise awareness on them, whilst simultaneously, wiping them out. I bet you feel stupid now don't you. If you had been aware, we might not have killed them.
- That seems a tremendous waste.
- Try saying that in your new Siberian Tiger skin.
Just what the feck does that mean.
I can imagine him being all excited and all, going on national television saying that the Siberian Tigers have been extinct.
Reporter: So Neeson, how do really know that the Siberian Tigers are extinct?
Neeson: M15 and I shot them all
Reporter: ..right. Why did you shoot them all, Neeson? Why did you extinct such a majestic creature?
Neeson: To raise awareness!
Reporter: Awareness about what?
Neeson: If you dont look after all the animals that's getting close to being extinct, then I'll rally M15 yet again and shoot the lot! Now please hand me my Siberian Tiger-coat, would you?
"Welcome to the annual banned Hunters convention. May we say hello to the Panda-Prevention Squad."
"Hello!"
"Welcome, welcome, a big hello to the Dodo-Destruction Unit - a very warm welcome to you brave, successful hunters."
"Hello!"
"And finally to the Hyena-Hunting League - one day, boys...one day."
"Hello!"
"Welcome, welcome, a big hello to the Dodo-Destruction Unit - a very warm welcome to you brave, successful hunters."
"Hello!"
"And finally to the Hyena-Hunting League - one day, boys...one day."
Just the other day I donated money to a group wanting to raise awareness of the suffering of the poor.....
Liam must be kicking himself for posting that. This is becoming a classic. Plus it is not even in the good posts gone bad thread yet.MEN! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!
Are you tired of Siberian Tigers being up in your face and yet not being acknowledged?
Are you aware of the Siberian Tiger? It's close to extinction. We need to finalise this.
BITCHES LOVE SIBERIAN TIGER SKIN.
Think of the women clawing for the Skin of a beautiful endangered national threat/government incentive to save the tiger via wiping the tiger out.
Do You Want To Join Up With MI5 (Pictured Below)
MI5 KILL ANOTHER TIGER.
One of those men could be you*
*If you're one of those men already, don't join up again.
Are you tired of Siberian Tigers being up in your face and yet not being acknowledged?
Are you aware of the Siberian Tiger? It's close to extinction. We need to finalise this.
BITCHES LOVE SIBERIAN TIGER SKIN.
Think of the women clawing for the Skin of a beautiful endangered national threat/government incentive to save the tiger via wiping the tiger out.
Do You Want To Join Up With MI5 (Pictured Below)
MI5 KILL ANOTHER TIGER.
One of those men could be you*
*If you're one of those men already, don't join up again.
Never knew that, also wondered the difference between MI5 and MI6. But that part was tongue-in-cheek
3/4. 75%. Let's round it to the nearest 100%. 100%. Perfect answer. Bam.
Look, seriously, I know my answer was terrible, but I just made sure it was less terrible than his, by picking an animal that's endangered. It is like a win by default, but a win nonetheless surely.
Right, I've said a number of times it was a bad answer. There's a lot in there that is just hypothetical examples. The environment thing. Obviously they aren't harming the environment, but it was just an example of why they're having a negative effect.
Siberian Tigers 1 - Liam 0.
Congratulations Liam, you died without drowning.
EDIT: Of course Siberian Tiger's aren't in a jungle environment, but still. It's a fecking Tiger.
Actually I mentioned that, I said I wouldn't be able to do it. Get a STES.
Just out of curiosity, which animal would you have plucked for? Don't want the reasoning and everything, just which animal?
Well, when you see those adverts on TV about endangered species, do you take them seriously? Maybe. I don't. I just assume it'll be fine. But when hearing that the Siberian Tiger has been mysteriously wiped out, people will listen more. Not that I care remotely about that, it's just a reason.
- I thought we were homeland security sir?
- We are.
- But the Tigers are in Russia sir.
- For now...for now.
- Tired of being unable to kill Hyena's because of the preservation of Hyena life law?
- Take it out on the Siberian Tiger instead, where extinction is carried out with distinction.
- Take it out on the Siberian Tiger instead, where extinction is carried out with distinction.
Liam, I'm not sure how you are seeing this as a win by default because you picked an endangered animal. Where did I say you get extra points for picking an animal on the way out, or one with the population of a billion? You lose because the majority of your answer looks like it came from something with endangered intelligence.
I am laughing uncontrollably in office, this is madness, logging off.
I'm changing my vote. Classic thread.No, right, I answered the question, albeit badly, with a plan, albeit a bad one. He didn't even answer it. "Hyenas, cos I don't like 'em." That doesn't count.
It's like me saying "Wasps, let's be honest, what do they really do? They harm people and this would be a good thing to get rid of them."
feckin' this.- Hey guys, we shouldn't kill all the Tigers, it was a bad idea.
- What?
- Yeah, scrap that idea.
- But, uhm...there are still some Bengali Tigers knocking around.
- feck.
- What?
- Yeah, scrap that idea.
- But, uhm...there are still some Bengali Tigers knocking around.
- feck.
Wasps can effectively transport pollen and therefore contribute for the pollination of several plant species, being potential or even efficient pollinators. Are you trying to destroy the planet!?
This thread is genius.
Not sure that's true. Wasps only seem to eat other things and sting people, keeping the food chain in some sort of order.
Here is the original question....
Not sure how Neeson comes up with this comment
All that was asked was WHY, TB gave an answer as to why, therefore it counts.
Not sure how Neeson comes up with this comment
All that was asked was WHY, TB gave an answer as to why, therefore it counts.
Could we actually be witnessing TB beating Liam, by posting what was essentially, two sentences of answer?
Wow. Neeson - you've brought shame upon every film you were never in.
Wow. Neeson - you've brought shame upon every film you were never in.
"How, given the current amount."
There's thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, if not even millions, I don't know, but what I do know is that there's around 200 STs.
AdZz, play the game.
Neeson, I don't play games, I act in films.
Neeson, remember you questioned THE WHY, you said THE WHY doesn't count......honestly read what you type once in a while........
Look, my why was solely for answering the question. It was because there are small numbers of them, compared to however many hyenas there are.
Hunting hyena isn't banned anywhere I don't think, so apparently there's a lot of anti-leopard sentiment floating about.
No way Liam gets away with even thinking of killing royal bengal tigers.
I will personally take him to the sunderbans and leave him on an island infested with snakes and tigers.
But he gets an opportunity to drown himself swimming across the bay of bengal, so all is not bad.