I'm sorry, I don't quite understand, are you actually being serious? It makes me want to talk about killing bengal tigers just to see your reaction. I'm sorry, I don't quite understand, are you actually being serious? It makes me want to talk about killing bengal tigers just to see your reaction.
I am being serious Liam. I would give you a guided tour of the sunderbans first. It is a unesco world heritage site and very nice. I myself have never been there so I will have a chance to see a new place as well. Then I will drop you off in the tiger reserve. You want to kill man eating tigers, who am I to stop you. Go for it.Jesus Christ, DN, you know none of this is real? I'm not actually going to kill any tigers. Even if I was being serious, how I would go about it would probably be more dangerous for me than them, just read the above posts.
Your intentions preclude your actions Liam. This is how Nazi Germany started too. Like it or not, you are coming to the sunderbans with me. I do not care if you have weapons or not. Smores knows your address, I will get you extradited to India for attempting to harm India's national animal. It will take some time. Learn to kill tigers with bare hands meanwhile.
Here is a sneak peek into what you will be attempting to kill. Nasty man eaters they are, those royal bengal tigers.
I love DigitalNirvana. I'm not ashamed. fecking going to extradite a dude to go fight Tigers, that's some next level hardcore shit.
Almost as hardcore as banning someone whose already banned, that type of harsh shit.
Almost as hardcore as banning someone whose already banned, that type of harsh shit.
TB answered the question, but in the perspective of a leopard, rather than a human.
So its settled. Liam is to be extradited to the Sunderbans.
For his crimes he now has to face the Creature he wishes to kill. Why is TB so concerned about Leopards.
C'mon TB - explain this.
Why is TB so concerned about Leopards.C'mon TB - explain this.
We could film it. It would be like a cross between The A-Team and Bear Grylls.
Your intentions preclude your actions Liam. This is how Nazi Germany started too. Like it or not, you are coming to the sunderbans with me. I do not care if you have weapons or not. Smores knows your address, I will get you extradited to India for attempting to harm India's national animal. It will take some time. Learn to kill tigers with bare hands meanwhile.
Here is a sneak peek into what you will be attempting to kill. Nasty man eaters they are, those royal bengal tigers.
DN, have a word with yourself. Siberian Tigers aren't Indian, nor are the based in India. They're Siberian. It's where the name comes from.
By the way, Smores has no idea where I live.
On Today's Iron Chef.....A Tiger vs MI5....the secret ingrediant Neeson......
Liam needs that lesson Adzzz. It is for his own good. He will be a better man out of it. Or a dead man. But better nonetheless.
What would he rather do. Be a wimp and not have the conviction to stand up for his thoughts? Or go out into the real world, with bare hands of steel and with fire in his belly, and face his adversary?
Is the CMO so trivial that he can just get away with professing an idle love for killing tigers and do nothing about it then? Tigers might not be human, but do they have no feelings? He cannot simply taunt them from behind a keyboard. The CMO is a binding contract. It is on.
You want tiger skin Liam? Who needs a gun? Skin the tiger with your hands man. It is time for you to rise and make some tigers extinct.
*greeted by the tigers*
Could get Cage to play the tiger, "I'm a Tiger! I'm a Tiger! I'm a Tiger!" - awesome film.
You fecking tell him DN. I agree completely, the CMO is very real and serious - people need to act like it.
We will get Cage in the character of kukumi's movie, as Liam's helper and assistant.
Siberian tigers will come next. Plenty of time for that. We will first test your mettle with the royal bengal tiger. We cannot let you screw up and kill yourself when you face a siberian tiger. The pride of CMO is at stake here. Pass this test, then you will go to siberia and stay there as long as you want. We will keep a gulag ready for you there.
You have woken up tied to a chair, there is a man in a white coat standing over you. You have no means of escape. He asks you a question that you must answer, would you rather have two mallets for hands, or squared wheels instead of your feet, or both? Explain your answer in detail with examples of why your choice is the right one.
Do I have to have on or the other?
Also, why? Like, how are they relevant to being tied to a chair? Is it just so I WILL answer the question? Plus, will I be let go after I've answered it?
Also, why? Like, how are they relevant to being tied to a chair? Is it just so I WILL answer the question? Plus, will I be let go after I've answered it?
How can you possibly ask that first question?
would you rather have two mallets for hands, or squared wheels instead of your feet, or both?
It's very clear. You can have, one, or the other, or both. I'm not sure how it could be made any clearer. Do you know what the word 'or' means?
would you rather have two mallets for hands, or squared wheels instead of your feet, or both?
It's very clear. You can have, one, or the other, or both. I'm not sure how it could be made any clearer. Do you know what the word 'or' means?
It doesn't have to be relevant to being tied down in a chair, you just are. That's the context. No, the part where it says 'you must answer', is so you WILL answer the question. You don't know if you will be let go because that's not specified, stop presuming things outside of the question.
Yes, in case I had the option to not become a mutated freak.
Fine, just wanted to look at it from a broader perspective.
Why would you have the option to not have anything done to you? That would be the equivalent of not asking the question in the first place.
C'mon Liam, it's really simple.
Aye, sorting my tea out for now. Yes it's late, but I got up at 2:20pm today.
Gonna' be hard with mallet hands.
Right, yes AdZz, this is easy.
You have Mallet hands and you can't do the fundamental things in life. You can't wash yourself, you can't brush your teeth, you can't pick up a knife and fork, you can't change the channel, you can't play on an xbox or ps3, you can't type things here, or even work a computer (not a normal one anyway).
You have the wheels and you can still move about, albeit with difficulty, but that would be over come in time anyway. Yes, you'd have to walk up and down hills sideways, and you wouldn't be able to play football, but it'd be much easier to adjust to than not having real hands.
So yeah, I'd have the wheel-feet.
You have Mallet hands and you can't do the fundamental things in life. You can't wash yourself, you can't brush your teeth, you can't pick up a knife and fork, you can't change the channel, you can't play on an xbox or ps3, you can't type things here, or even work a computer (not a normal one anyway).
You have the wheels and you can still move about, albeit with difficulty, but that would be over come in time anyway. Yes, you'd have to walk up and down hills sideways, and you wouldn't be able to play football, but it'd be much easier to adjust to than not having real hands.
So yeah, I'd have the wheel-feet.
Just to clarify, with square wheeled feet, you would walk up and down hills sideways?
I'm at a loss for words.
Liam, I'm starting to question a lot of things right now.
I mean. fecking sideways?
I found it funny as I was typing it out, it is funny.Think about walking up or down a hill with wheeled feet. It's logical!
I'm convinced we've disproved Darwin's evolution idea.
Squared wheel feet Liam. Squared wheels.
- That's a bit steep that hill, considering your state, we'd best go around it?
- What? Don't be stupid. I'll just walk up it sideways is all.
- Oh haha of course, I forgot physics doesn't exist!
- What is physics?
- I don't even fecking know!
- What? Don't be stupid. I'll just walk up it sideways is all.
- Oh haha of course, I forgot physics doesn't exist!
- What is physics?
- I don't even fecking know!
You'd have been better with the mallet hands, you'd have looked less of a spastic, but you'd probably have just decided to hand-stand walk everywhere and use your feet as hands instead.
29/11/11 Everything changed. Physics. Everything. feck.