Complete Mental Obliteration V2

No TB, it's not a rapid fire round, I explained that on the last page. Take your time with the answer and answer it as normal. The only difference from now as to before is that the questions will be more frequent. I've got a load lined up so there won't be as much discussion between them.
 
It came from my keyboard. Before that, my fingers, which had translated the thought to visible text from my brain.
 
Till the time both TB and Neeson decide which country to bomb the shit out of, perhaps someone can enlighten upon the events leading upto the change of name of Liam to Neeson.

Liam could probably be the only person to have his username changed thrice!!!!
 
I'm gonna go change my vote in the newbie award to Neeson, not Liam.

Oh, and dont you dare try to attack Norway!
 
Fascinating. I ask because Damien gave you some didn't he?

Before I answer the question, what are we hoping to be the outcome of the war? To take over the country I assume?

Damien and others have given me some questions yes.

If you had to choose a country in Europe to declare war against, which one, why, and how would you plan your attack?
 
i am asking
I mean i must have some position to be the one declaring war against some country

It doesn't matter who you are, or what position you are in. You could be a war-mongering janitor for all I care. The point is that you can.

Till the time both TB and Neeson decide which country to bomb the shit out of, perhaps someone can enlighten upon the events leading upto the change of name of Liam to Neeson.

Liam could probably be the only person to have his username changed thrice!!!!

I was just swapping his first and last name around is all. It's been more than thrice though I think.
 
By the way what could be my plan??
I am not aware of the plans one use for these sort of things.
So it would most likely be a shit plan
 
You have one task, and that is to name a country, why you named that country and how you're supposed to do it. And you want someone else to answer 1/3rd of that question for you?
 
You have one task, and that is to name a country, why you named that country and how you're supposed to do it. And you want someone else to answer 1/3rd of that question for you?
i am just telling not to expect much from the third part of the answer
As i don't have time to think in detail
 
i am just telling not to expect much from the third part of the answer
As i don't have time to think in detail

Shut up and start thinking about your question then. Every single answer includes a line where you tell us how bad your answer will be.
 
Post up at 6pm, but there won't be a difference if it's either side of that time as the question is subjective.
 
Okay, firstly, the problem with this is that most European countries are in the EU and UN, so a war with a European country would be very improbable.

However, I would declare war on Romania, with the intent of taking over the country after winning the war. I chose Romania for their oil reserves primarily. I didn't have a particular reason for declaring war on any country, so I thought I'd go for one with oil.

'But other countries have oil too.' Yes, but in order to take over their country and therefore their oil, we'd have to win the war. Going to war with Germany probably wouldn't be practical as they have bigger and probably stronger armed forces than we do. So I went with a smaller country - Romania, whose army isn't nearly as big as ours nor is it as strong as ours.

Now, the attack. Well, based on the assumption that you couldn't whip a few tanks over Europe via air, they (and possibly aircraft) would sail around France, Spain and the south of Europe to the Aegean sea, arriving in Greece, travelling through Bulgaria and eventually into Romania.

However, it's pretty hard to disguise numerous aircraft carriers, and this would probably alert many countries' attention, so we'd also have the RAF on standby to attack if needs be.

I'm not entirely sure on the law of declaration of war, whether you have to declare war before mobilising any military, but if you don't have to declare war until you attack, then I'd do that.

Ideally, the attack would start east and west of Bucharest, in order to divide their army, and then using everything available to me (aircraft, tanks etc.) we'd move towards Bucharest.

Obviously the main hole in the plan is the interference of other countries, but like I say, inter-European war is unlikely, and this is all hypothetical.
 
I was thinking of a troubled country which i would like to improve.Forexample there are some countries who are being ruled by terrible peoples in other continents.
Since i couldn't find one so my reason includes my desire.I don't think there are countries in europe who are doing so terribly that they deserve to be ruled so i would like to rule switzerland because i have heard lot about that country.
I have heard that its probably the best place on the planet.Its one of the most peacefull place.
Obviously when i invade it no longer would be as peacefull but then when you invade that is always going to be the case.
I'll try to get control over the whole region and then will try to restore peace again.
Since swiss isn't the most powerfull nation in terms of their military power I will ask the army persons for the normal procedure in these cases.
We will directly attack them with as much force as possible. We will try to have them accept us as their leader through talking since i want as less destruction as is possible.
 
So you want Romania for Oil (it has about ten barrels IIRC) and TB wants Switzerland because it's peaceful, so invade it to maintain the peace.

My mind is fecked.
 
I was thinking of a troubled country which i would like to improve.Forexample there are some countries who are being ruled by terrible peoples in other continents.
Since i couldn't find one so my reason includes my desire.I don't think there are countries in europe who are doing so terribly that they deserve to be ruled so i would like to rule switzerland because i have heard lot about that country.
I have heard that its probably the best place on the planet.Its one of the most peacefull place.
Obviously when i invade it no longer would be as peacefull but then when you invade that is always going to be the case.
I'll try to get control over the whole region and then will try to restore peace again.
Since swiss isn't the most powerfull nation in terms of their military power I will ask the army persons for the normal procedure in these cases.
We will directly attack them with as much force as possible. We will try to have them accept us as their leader through talking since i want as less destruction as is possible.

Where would you invade first, Geneva? Bern? Zurich? Why?
 
:lol: If you want oil, come to Norway and attack our army consisting of 4000 actual soliders

FYI; Norway are the 10th biggest producers of oil in the world, and the 3rd biggest export of oil, yet we probably got one of the smallest army in all of Europe
 
I was thinking of a troubled country which i would like to improve.Forexample there are some countries who are being ruled by terrible peoples in other continents.
Since i couldn't find one so my reason includes my desire.I don't think there are countries in europe who are doing so terribly that they deserve to be ruled so i would like to rule switzerland because i have heard lot about that country.
I have heard that its probably the best place on the planet.Its one of the most peacefull place.

(So I decided to declare war on it)

Obviously when i invade it no longer would be as peacefull but then when you invade that is always going to be the case.
I'll try to get control over the whole region and then will try to restore peace again.

(I'm going to get a peaceful nation, start a war, then try and reestablish peace)

Since swiss isn't the most powerfull nation in terms of their military power I will ask the army persons for the normal procedure in these cases.
We will directly attack them with as much force as possible. We will try to have them accept us as their leader through talking since i want as less destruction as is possible.

(But I still want to go to war with them)

:lol:
 
So you want Romania for Oil (it has about ten barrels IIRC) and TB wants Switzerland because it's peaceful, so invade it to maintain the peace.

My mind is fecked.
I know someone will say that but after taking over that country i'll again try to reestablish peace their and be the ruler of that peaceful country
 
I have an idea, lets reintroduce slavery, then when I ban it again, I will be a hero.
 
So you want Romania for Oil (it has about ten barrels IIRC) and TB wants Switzerland because it's peaceful, so invade it to maintain the peace.

My mind is fecked.

They'll have much more than that. And even if there is limited oil, there is something there for. At least I'm not ripping up a peaceful nation in order to establish peace.

And Burrow, I would've done but you said not to. Thought it'd be abit rude with you right there.