Complete Mental Obliteration V2

:lol: Inspired by Dewey, the final breakthrough for the retarded hurdler inside TheBest's mind who doesn't jump hurdles, merely crashes through them. Repeatedly, in the wrong direction and tense.

"Did you run ballistics?"

"Sir, she wasn't shot."

"Run Ballistics anyway, you never know."

"Sir, but we do know."

"Can you see the blood officer?"

"Er..yes sir."

"Can you explain that?"

"It's from the knife wound, Sir."

"Did you run that through ballistics?"
 
"Last time I was in a room like this, my wife gave birth to a fully formed Dwarf. I even had the jizz on my leg."

"Happy days sir?"

"Terrible, who wants to be associated with a miracle Dwarf?"
 
"Sir. We found him on the bed, covered in her blood, it was unreal. He...he also had sperm on his lower region as well."

"Let's wait for some evidence first".

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:lol: Inspired by Dewey, the final breakthrough for the retarded hurdler inside TheBest's mind who doesn't jump hurdles, merely crashes through them. Repeatedly, in the wrong direction and tense.

"Did you run ballistics?"

"Sir, she wasn't shot."

"Run Ballistics anyway, you never know."

"Sir, but we do know."

"Can you see the blood officer?"

"Er..yes sir."

"Can you explain that?"

"It's from the knife wound, Sir."

"Did you run that through ballistics?"

:lol:
 
Good lord man, that's 4 points to Liam...... and game on.......
I was just joking
You know i say things so that everyone will laugh.
Didn't know that along with laughs it will also prove that i'm retarded
 
"He's covered in her blood. Christ I'm going to be sick, that's cum on his penis."

"My god....Get him washed and some food in him, god knows what she made him do!"
 
:lol: Inspired by Dewey, the final breakthrough for the retarded hurdler inside TheBest's mind who doesn't jump hurdles, merely crashes through them. Repeatedly, in the wrong direction and tense.

"Did you run ballistics?"

"Sir, she wasn't shot."

"Run Ballistics anyway, you never know."

"Sir, but we do know."

"Can you see the blood officer?"

"Er..yes sir."

"Can you explain that?"

"It's from the knife wound, Sir."

"Did you run that through ballistics?"
:lol::lol:
 
"He's covered in her blood. Christ I'm going to be sick, that's cum on his penis."

"My god....Get him washed and some food in him, god knows what she made him do!"
I love this thread
 
I was just joking
You know i say things so that everyone will laugh.
Didn't know that along with laughs it will also prove that i'm retarded

:lol:

It will prove you are retarded. Your own words.
 
"Open and shut case. She killed herself and bled all over him. With her dying actions, she tried to arouse him. I'll call his parents."
 
"Did you find any traces of her blood anywhere?"

"Yes sir. It was all over the naked man on the bed."

"Do I need to remind you we are looking for a suspect here. Now where else?"
 
"What do we tell prince William sir?"

"Dunno but whatever you do don't tell him about this cum on his penis!"
 
"She's dead....and he's right there....but there is no murder weapon?!"

"What does this mean. Is it a miracle? Like the Holy Mary"

"My God. He's Jesus."
 
"Who is the girl Sir?"

"Well Prince William is outside."

"And?"

"Simple process of logical deduction means."

"Who is it Sir?!"

"Princess Diana."
 
"Oh that Kate Middleton! Don't worry about it lad. Get yourself washed up and go home. She's done this before."
 
"She's dead....and he's right there....but there is no murder weapon?!"

"What does this mean. Is it a miracle? Like the Holy Mary"

"My God. He's Jesus."

Choked. Literally choked on water, while taking Aspirin.

Thank you Hectic, you nearly killed me as I attempted to cure myself.
 
"What have we decided on the aroused lad covered in her blood, sleeping on the bed?"

"Self-defence."
 
A 13th century African warlord has been placed in your body in present day. How would you and the warlord claim power in todays society?

:nervous:
 
A 13th century African warlord has been placed in your body in present day. How would you and the warlord claim power in todays society?

:nervous:


Well sort of along the lines of what I had original asked, let me repost it as best I can.

You are a 13th century African Warlord. You suddenly wake up in the body of a 21st century retard....possibly from Ireland....maybe from Antartica. You are cover in blood, well that is not all that unusual. There is a dead woman on the floor, well you assume it is a woman as the body appears to have been stabbed a hundred times or so, again nothing new there, being you are an African Warlord. You look down at your cock, it is covered in cum, but that is not the worse part, the damn thing has SHRUNK....one hell of alot too.

Now some fool is banging on the door of whereever the feck you are and shouting something about Kate. WTF is a Kate? WTF is the 5-0? WTF is The Po-Po, sounds like that rotten water buffalo intestines that that crazy bastard the Witch Doctor uses to foretell the future. Well that deranged mo-fo is gonna have some explaining to do because he never told you this was gonna happen.

Not to mention why are you being
*****Greeted by the crowd******

Now, how will you u se your 13th century knowledge to get yourself out of this retards body? Get back to your tribe in Africa? HOw will you get your penis back to its normal size? ANd for god's sake how will you stop those pasty people from "polishing their rhinocerous horns" at you?


Now to top it all off the female's body is starting to move and groan....oh great now you gotta deal with Zombies....