Exactly, your entire plan was two, maybe three things if you include armour.
You couldn't have written that and thought you would win. It's a competition!
You couldn't have written that and thought you would win. It's a competition!
Maybe Liam is preparing the most epic of comebacks ever made?
A detailed but concise answer to each question, answered in aggressive style, and dipped in brilliance.
A detailed but concise answer to each question, answered in aggressive style, and dipped in brilliance.
It'll be dipped in something, that's for sure.
Dipped in breadcrumbs and the Colonel's secret spices?
Colonel Angus?
I know, that's partly my point.
I know, that's my point, if you were though, people will listen. You're an influential figure around these parts.
Anyway, the zombie plan I thought was unfairly ridiculed. Every following post seemed to relate to hypothermia, and that was a last resort to everything else I'd said, when it appeared that 'just staying inside' would've been better. Just me on my own with nothing to defend myself with but a locked door.
The Kate Middleton one. We had very similar plans, the main difference being he'd take buses whereas I'd take a plane. I'll admit the plane thing wouldn't work, but neither would getting a million buses. You'd be seen by thousands of people, and would very quickly get snapped up. So that was no better than mine. Yet that was another comfortable win for him.
the previous questions are debatable but this was flat out lazy.
Don't forget the Circular Chainsaw tactic.
TheBest said:
Can we just take a brief interval and discuss this post again? There are so many things wrong with this, it's possibly caused the worst mental image ever.
I imagine some sort of game show host. It's an old show, really cheesy. Stage lights are on and there's a low floor of fog covering the stage, the crowd have started to slow clap in anticipation. As they reach their climax, they are told to literally reach their climax, by a man who jumps on to the stage from somewhere at the back, has a microphone in his hand and shouts at the audience to get ready as thebest, himself, is here, and then demands them to start masturbating.
I have to assume at this point, it's an adult crowd, or my mind is blown. In this adult crowd, on this game show, apparently all of them are furiously undersexed, and not only need to masturbate in public, but do it on someone elses command. So, he's jumped onto the stage, pointed his fingers at the crowd and demand they start wanking, which everyone than cheers as this is truly, what everyone wants to do, at which point the post is finished, and our minds are left devastated at the logical next step of what would have happened. What kind of game show is this? Who are these sick people? What do they do when they are finished. No. I don't want to think about this. No. Please. But what about the mess?! No.....Stop......Argh.....ARGH!!!!
Oh dear
Liam, Hypothermia was your 6th answer or something, your post was ridiculed for the post, and everything afterward was ridiculed because it was somehow stupider than the last one.
Your Kate Middleton plan was not similar at all, given half of your plan was to stay in bed and say 'You can't arrest me, because I know I didn't do it'.
You can't argue otherwise, his answers have been better.
"Greeted by the Crowd" = Some kind of Bukake ending to the game show?
My god reality TV has gone too far.....
Wait. What is your point? You had four answers before me who said the same thing, and this has been the same for other questions too.
If you mean at the end, well it obviously isn't me as it comes down to a vote....
So it's up to me who wins, but only if I was the one commenting first after each answer, but as we've seen above, that isn't the case, but this is also your point?
Are you trying to obliterate me?
Don't forget he later claimed his Kate Plan was to do both.....leave the room and escape by plane while also staying in the room to get arrested while proclaiming he was innocent. Would not one preclude the other?
I'd say had you not said the plan b bit for the Middleton question, you would have had more of a chance, given part of TB's plan was to batter the Prince.
Not if you eat a cyanide capsule first. It all sort of blends it to one.
That is just one of the funniest posts I've ever read on here.
Then Hectic:
I mean who even says that.
Christ.No, the KM plan was taking a leap. That second 'alternative' was under the assumption that I'd not done anything wrong. I'm sure they could find her true killer if it wasn't me. Yes I'd be arrested straight away, and put on trial, until the main suspect was established. He planned to KO Prince William while he was on this rampage.
Aye, in theory, not bad. We could have a rota. People rest in the middle, protected by the chainsaw circle, in shift patterns.
I never would have thought of that......that's me mentally obliterated...again
No, you said they couldn't charge you as you 'know' you didn't do it, and he didn't want to kill the Prince.
No, in theory, very bad. Chainsaws, circle. = bad.
I think I'd rather be a 13th century African Warlords bitch, than a willing participant in your circular rota chainsaw of death protection group.
Don't think about it then
I can't can I. It's like inception. You've planted the thought of mass crowd-wanking in my mind.
I don't think I said I had an immunity from prosecution, and if I did then I was wrong, but in the long run I'd have to be let go, because they would 100% certainly find the killer.
I never said anything about killing a Prince.
Liam. They would assume you are the killer.
What an epic visual. He struts out, arms wide open, as if to say, 'applaud me, fans,' whilst women in the crowd proceed to throw their underwear at him, when in reality, there was silence, and funny looks aimed his way.Enjoy it then
Yes, but don't you think they'd do some DNA and forensic examinations? More so when I've said I didn't do it. They'd at least need the proof that it was me.
In a room, there is Kate Middleton, dead on the floor, with possibly your sperm inside of her, it's at least on her leg. You are on the bed, covered in her blood head to toe.
Do you think the police are going to burst in and ask 'Wake up lad, where's the killer gone'?!
You would be taken in, and you are basing your entire future on the hope that the real killer will get himself caught, despite already framing you perfectly. How is that even feasible in your head?
Do you think the police are going to burst in and ask 'Wake up lad, where's the killer gone'?!
You would be taken in, and you are basing your entire future on the hope that the real killer will get himself caught, despite already framing you perfectly. How is that even feasible in your head?
Not only that, but the final greeting/greeted indicates they wank before they wave, or indeed, they wavewank. Which defies almost every scientific notion. The wavewank is the neutrino of yester-today.
What, like checking if your sperm is on her leg, and probably in her? Or checking to see if there's any blood on you, like say, the bits covering your body from head to toe?
Why would they remotely entertain the possibility you are innocent, and even then, throw the rest of the logical evidence away to pursue a fantasy framing angle.
Oh my god. It's never going to stop. Wavewanking.
Well then my job is done
I have in a way mentally obliterated you via the virus that i have planted in your mind.
See my first post itself mentally obliterated you.
I'm goood
Underwear I could take, it's the image of them applauding, whilst simultaneously wanking themselves that I can't take. That's even weirder. Much weirder.
It's a cycle, a constant moving wheel of masturbation and greetings and what's worse, it's about the best thing some unlucky 13th century African Nation can hope for from the future.
I'm starting to enjoy this thread.Right yes, the police barge in and immediately arrest me on suspicion of everything. They still do DNA testing and all that, so they at least know what charges I'm being put on trial for. Eventually I go to court and plead not guilty, or they know I didn't do it because there's no DNA match. And if there is, then I deserve to go down.
I don't think sperm was ever on her leg, just mine. They would check her though to see if there's a chance I had raped her.
but remember its just an illusion
This is an illusion to manipulate everyone
What DNA match? What are you talking about?!