Semen. Is it inside her? If not, I didn't rape her. If so, they'd check that with my DNA, to make sure they matched, again, if not, I didn't do it.
Semen. Is it inside her? If not, I didn't rape her. If so, they'd check that with my DNA, to make sure they matched, again, if not, I didn't do it.
So you don't think they are going to deduce you are guilty when you say 'I don't know what I did, or where I was, or how I got here', and you are covered in her blood?
You seem to not understand how badly this would look for you.
You seem to not understand how badly this would look for you.
Great. You didn't rape her. Who cares?! The fact is you are covered in her blood and she's dead.....That's enough, coupled with you being unable to supply any sort of alibi, for you to go down without any reasonable doubt!
But if they found out I didn't rape her, or better yet, that someone else did, a full-scale murder investigation would take place. In fact, it would regardless.
Your naked, in the bed, covered in blood. the only saving grace is the omission of a murder weapon. There is the expression caught red handed, your caught red cocked.
The thing is the blood is relatively fresh as it is still wet (the question even said so)....the cum on your penis....the same.....neither has had time to dry.....if they find it in her....the places your penis in her at around the same time she is being stabbed to death.....compelling evidence
And what if no one had raped her?
Then we have a man with jizz on his leg. Stood in a room where a homicide has been committed. It's just another usual night for the alumni of Police Academy.
Nothing to see here folks, he didn't rape her he only slaughtered her, move along.
"feck me, I thought there had been a rape. Thankfully she's only dead. Move out boys."
If Kate Middleton gets killed this week Rimaldo will have to do some time.
Wouldn't prevent a full-scale enquiry. It'd just lessen the strength of my claim.
"I thought he was weird, then I saw the jizz on his leg and the blood on his torso. Just another hard-working family man."
Actually, for some reason, I think I would.
"Leave him alone lads, he's covered in blood and been sat next to a corpse all night. He's been through enough, off you go Liam."
This thread's funny. There should always be one of these going on.Clearly laim is being victimized here
"Let's wrap up this murderscene without waking the guy covered in blood with cum on his penis guys, he looks tired so try to be silent."
"Results have tested negative, there was no sexual motivation, she wasn't touched. This was simple murder."
"Holy feck. Release that lad we've got in lock up."
"Holy feck. Release that lad we've got in lock up."
Don't worry about it TW, if it's funny enough, I don't mind it.
Na that takes all the excitement away.
Its clearly a good idea to have some gap between two mental threads
Its clearly a good idea to have some gap between two mental threads
Stop being impatient. You'll get your turn.
"Lady you are going to have to pay for spilling your blood all over this poor guy, ah feck man she's dead"
"I've got an idea, it obviously isn't Jizz/blood man. Let's pin this on Knox."
"Great idea."
"Yeah, she's hot."
"Hey guys is that girl on the bed dead?"
"Great idea."
"Yeah, she's hot."
"Hey guys is that girl on the bed dead?"
"What's the news. Was she raped?"
"I don't know sir, but about the murder"
"What?! This is about much more than that"
"I don't think it sir. She's dead. That's the worst of it."
"WHEN WAS THIS EVER ABOUT MURDER?!!"
"I don't know sir, but about the murder"
"What?! This is about much more than that"
"I don't think it sir. She's dead. That's the worst of it."
"WHEN WAS THIS EVER ABOUT MURDER?!!"
I like how Laim waited for TheBest to answer first on the warlord question in the hope he'd be ridiculed only for TheBest to say more or less say what Laim wanted to say.
Even better Thebest was going to throw in the towel and just let Liam take the round, but had second thoughts.....
"Let's put ourselves in the mind of the person who didn't rape this dead girl, how would you escape? I'd throw myself from this 15 storey window."
See going second has advantage of knowing how to answer the question but has a disadvantage that some of your points might already be mentioned
So its not something new
That dewey comment inspired me
"Even dewey never quit"
Thanks Dewey you are my inspiration
How retarded must someone be, to be inspired by Dewey?
Good lord man, that's 4 points to Liam...... and game on.......
"Sir. We found him on the bed, covered in her blood, it was unreal. He...he also had sperm on his lower region as well."
"Let's wait for some evidence first".
"Let's wait for some evidence first".