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"I don't want their job titles"
Funny thing is I read that and then instantly forgot it
"I don't want their job titles"
2 seasons, 2 trophies. Respect, respect!Don't get too comfy, Erik, it's United style to hand over an extension and then fire the manager. Ask Ole or Jose.
If I were you, I wouldn't get too comfortable.
"not their job titles"
But thank you for the levels!
2 seasons, 2 trophies. Respect, respect!
Let the new era begin. I’m genuinely intrigued and excited. Brighton & Newcastle made some great signings especially from South America. I expect we’ll be not only be beating those two to those players but also be able to at least try and bid for the next Vinicius Junior etc that comes out of South America
Berrada is like Santa, handing out all of the orders to his elves.I am putting out a challenge to help educate me. Could someone explain to me like I'm a 6 year old, what the 3 new guys will be doing? Not their job titles, but what will they actually be doing.
Berrada
Wilcox
Ashworth
Also, are they all at the same level? Or will Wilcox (for example) be reporting to Ashworth who will be reporting to Berrada who will be reporting to Sir Jim/INEOS/The Board.
Berrada is like Santa, handing out all of the orders to his elves.
Ashworth is the head Elf. He kicks the shit out of the other elves if they don't do what Santa has ordered them to. He will occasionally give his own orders for things that Santa doesn't really have time to do, such as when the elves are allowed to sleep or take a shit.
Wilcox is the guy with a knife. He wanders around randomly stabbing the rest of the elves in the shins because he finds it funny. His main job is to teach the younger elves how to properly gouge out someone's eyeballs. He's a maverick that follows his own rules, and doesn't need to follow Berrada or Ashworth's commands unless something goes horribly wrong.
Woodward is still in Santa's grotto as well, under the floorboards eating dead cats that crawled in and couldn't escape his wanker's grip. On quiet nights you can hear the sound of the wind whispering "regional pot noodle sponsor".
Thank you.Berrada is like Santa, handing out all of the orders to his elves.
Ashworth is the head Elf. He kicks the shit out of the other elves if they don't do what Santa has ordered them to. He will occasionally give his own orders for things that Santa doesn't really have time to do, such as when the elves are allowed to sleep or take a shit.
Wilcox is the guy with a knife. He wanders around randomly stabbing the rest of the elves in the shins because he finds it funny. His main job is to teach the younger elves how to properly gouge out someone's eyeballs.
Woodward is still in Santa's grotto as well, under the floorboards eating dead cats that crawled in and couldn't escape his wanker's grip. On quiet nights you can hear the sound of the wind whispering "regional pot noodle sponsor".
Explain in Game Of Thrones termsBerrada is like Santa, handing out all of the orders to his elves.
Ashworth is the head Elf. He kicks the shit out of the other elves if they don't do what Santa has ordered them to. He will occasionally give his own orders for things that Santa doesn't really have time to do, such as when the elves are allowed to sleep or take a shit.
Wilcox is the guy with a knife. He wanders around randomly stabbing the rest of the elves in the shins because he finds it funny. His main job is to teach the younger elves how to properly gouge out someone's eyeballs. He's a maverick that follows his own rules, and doesn't need to follow Berrada or Ashworth's commands unless something goes horribly wrong.
Woodward is still in Santa's grotto as well, under the floorboards eating dead cats that crawled in and couldn't escape his wanker's grip. On quiet nights you can hear the sound of the wind whispering "regional pot noodle sponsor".
Berrada is Daenerys, Ashworth is Drogon, Wilcox is the other two dragons and Woodworth is just some common bitchass seagull.Explain in Game Of Thrones terms
My mistake. The one I was thinking of arrived before Ashworth. But still throughout Europe he’s bought some great players to Newcastle, my favourite being IsakWho did Newcastle sign from South America?
And Guimaeres is a decent oneMy mistake. The one I was thinking of arrived before Ashworth. But still throughout Europe he’s bought some great players to Newcastle, my favourite being Isak
Yeah a very good signing. Funnily enough I didn’t realise he was signed from Lyon so was thinking about both him and Almiron for Newcastle.And Guimaeres is a decent one
It all makes sense nowBerrada is Daenerys, Ashworth is Drogon, Wilcox is the other two dragons and Woodworth is just some common bitchass seagull.
Fair play they are getting shit done.
They haven't said anything wrong?
Football is a business, and the womens team would not exist if it weren't for the interest the mens team generates.
I love that ’Woodworth’ is so in the past and insignificant now that you can’t even be bothered to remember his name!!Berrada is Daenerys, Ashworth is Drogon, Wilcox is the other two dragons and Woodworth is just some common bitchass seagull.
Some big names on his hit list
Berrada is like Santa, handing out all of the orders to his elves.
Ashworth is the head Elf. He kicks the shit out of the other elves if they don't do what Santa has ordered them to. He will occasionally give his own orders for things that Santa doesn't really have time to do, such as when the elves are allowed to sleep or take a shit.
Wilcox is the guy with a knife. He wanders around randomly stabbing the rest of the elves in the shins because he finds it funny. His main job is to teach the younger elves how to properly gouge out someone's eyeballs. He's a maverick that follows his own rules, and doesn't need to follow Berrada or Ashworth's commands unless something goes horribly wrong.
Woodward is still in Santa's grotto as well, under the floorboards eating dead cats that crawled in and couldn't escape his wanker's grip. On quiet nights you can hear the sound of the wind whispering "regional pot noodle sponsor".
Some big names on his hit list
Some big names on his hit list
It's peculiar from the outside looking on. It seems they've gone from the precipice of sacking ETH, to building the whole club around him and continuing along the same path. If they get it wrong and Ten Hag isn't up to scratch, we're going to be left in an even bigger hole really. But like I said when they were carrying out their review, if they decided to stick with him then they have to back him and live or die on their sword. It's got the ingredients for a real shit show if it doesn't go to plan, as the same fans who changed their mind on Ten Hag after the final will be out in droves asking why they didn't sack him at the end of the season.
It's definitely not the approach I thought we'd take.
I can’t help but feel that that’s a lot of egos in one room and we’re over-complicating this.If Brailsford, Blanc, Berrada, Ashworth, Wilcox & Vivell can all work together and bring their quality from their previous jobs to us then we have a very good chance to have so good times on the pitch again.