Another swift and efficient transaction done by Chelsea. We really need to consider tapping up whoever's in charge of sorting out their transfer dealings.
Want Hazard? Ok. Want to nab Willian from under the noses of Spurs? Fine. Matic? No problem. Need a striker? Let's waste a summer chasing Rooney.
Whereas we were linked with Sneijder for three years, got ripped off for Fellaini on Transfer Deadline Day, had some imposters with briefcases ruin the Herrera transfer and are still trying to convince Fabregas to join us (if reports are to be believed). Everything is so drawn out and protracted.