Champions League 24/25 | Matchday 3: October 22-23

Why are there young strikers all over Europe banging them in weekly yet our strikers couldn't hit a cows arse with an AK?
 
The pitch in Birmingham looks beautiful.
 
Kompany looks like he’s off to down a couple of ciders in the local park.
 
Our attack is constantly too complicated today. Or Villa are too competent at closing all spaces around their box.
 
Another instance a moment back where i don't get our attacking decisions. That looked like an attempted pass from Olise instead of just taking the shot, much better position than the shot he took after
 
Dive Salah and Liverpool constantly pushing the opposition players in the back. Not much has changed.
 
I like how Kane has quickly implemented the "slip" shithouse tackle into his armoury so quickly. The Bruno effect.
 
Cama really need to learn to keep his hands behind his back. Not the first time.