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Exclusive: How Berbatov wins them over in the 28 millions pound deal
Monday, August 18
By Bahamara Tubbie
According to a pal of Berbatov, on Friday mid-day, during the meeting between Berbatov and Daniel Levy, Berbatov highly embarassing mobile phone ring tone rang out loudly in the packed room. In the astonishment of everyone in the room, Berbatov, or better known as Berbo in his country, immediately rendered the Everly Brother song perfectly which left Levy shell-shocked and teary eyes. It was believed at this moment Levy finally understood his intention and agreed to his request. More to follow as we continue to interrogate his pal. The following lyrics are reproduced for the benefit of our readers and Red Cafetards, who are not able to count from one to ten according to the mighty Bury.
All I Have to Do is Dream:
Dream, dream dream dream, dream, dream dream dream
When I want Man Yoo in my arms,
When I want Man Yoo and all your charms
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream
When I feel blue in the night,
And I need Man Yoo to hold me tight
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream
I can make Man Yoo mine, taste B.R. lips of wine,
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz,
Bahama's breath is turning me away...
I need Man Yoo so that I could die,
I love Man Yoo so, and that is why
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream, dream
I can make Man Yoo mine, taste B.R. lips of wine,
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz,
Bahama's breath is turning me away...
I need Man Yoo so that I could die,
I love Man Yoo so, and that is why
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream (repeats out)
Source: Skye Media