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Wrong. Chelsea conceded 15 in 04-05, the same Chelsea team conceded 22 a year afterwards while Liverpool conceded only 25. The season after Chelsea condeded 24 goals in their league campaign. Conceding between 20 and 25 goals is a typical thing for a well-organized defence nowadays.



It'd be interesting to see how many of those teams scored as many as we did. It's alright keeping a tight defence but can they score goals at the other end at the same time? This was borne out in United's goal diff.
 
More to the point is how will the world be able to cope without me. That's far more worrying.

How will Berba himself be able to cope without you?

That in itself is the most worrying of all.
 
How will Berba himself be able to cope without you?

That in itself is the most worrying of all.
I have it on good authority that thats why he went to Bulgaria. He knows I have a rough couple of days coming up and will find it hard to communicate. I guess to be around family at times like this is what attracted him to go.
 
I have it on good authority that thats why he went to Bulgaria. He knows I have a rough couple of days coming up and will find it hard to communicate. I guess to be around family at times like this is what attracted him to go.

Aye...I think it's probably best that he's with loved ones at this moment in time. I just hope he can make it through this ordeal.

My thoughts are firmly with him and his family.
 
I tend to agree with a lot of the points made recently.

Clearly, we need a new striker. I know that last season we started slowly, but we got lucky in all of Chelsea's upheval with Mourinho leaving, Grant coming in and the issues that Chelsea got into. Because of that, Chelsea went through a bad patch, and we caught up again.

This season, Chelsea will not have the same problems. They've added some good depth, and shouldn't have the off-season issues as last year.

Conclusion: We need to up our game. Berbatov is a forward we need, quite desperately. With Tevez and Ronaldo out, plus our other injuries we looked atrocious. Rooney, what's happening with him? He's been ineffective for us for quite a while now.

We need to buy Berbatov and quickly. If not, this could be a long season, because to be honest, Possebon and Campbell are not going to win us the league!!
 
We need to buy Berbatov and quickly. If not, this could be a long season, because to be honest, Possebon and Campbell are not going to win us the league!!

Well, Arsenal have been just blooding youngsters and not winning any prizes for a few seasons now, and most Arsenal fans seem to think it's a great plan by Wenger.
 
Dimitar Berbatov: Please let me follow my dream

Tottenham forward ends his silence over United move


Oh dear, where have I heard this before. What do they all eat to give them such dreams. I just dream about failing exams and people getting lost. Perhaps there's something in the gatorade.
 
BahamaRed in the Ronaldo Thread >>>> BahamaRed in this thread.

The passion is just not there.
 
Apparently Levy's bookmarked this thread. so think twice before posting, boys.

If Levy saw the number of Berba-jokes, Berba-puns, Berba-gifs and Berba-songs contributed on this 200+ page mega-thread, he might just relent and let him join us.
 
News flash:

Exclusive: How Berbatov wins them over in the 28 millions pound deal

Monday, August 18

By Bahamara Tubbie

According to a pal of Berbatov, on Friday mid-day, during the meeting between Berbatov and Daniel Levy, Berbatov highly embarassing mobile phone ring tone rang out loudly in the packed room. In the astonishment of everyone in the room, Berbatov, or better known as Berbo in his country, immediately rendered the Everly Brother song perfectly which left Levy shell-shocked and teary eyes. It was believed at this moment Levy finally understood his intention and agreed to his request. More to follow as we continue to interrogate his pal. The following lyrics are reproduced for the benefit of our readers and Red Cafetards, who are not able to count from one to ten according to the mighty Bury.

All I Have to Do is Dream:

Dream, dream dream dream, dream, dream dream dream

When I want Man Yoo in my arms,
When I want Man Yoo and all your charms
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream

When I feel blue in the night,
And I need Man Yoo to hold me tight
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream

I can make Man Yoo mine, taste B.R. lips of wine,
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz,
Bahama's breath is turning me away...

I need Man Yoo so that I could die,
I love Man Yoo so, and that is why
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream, dream

I can make Man Yoo mine, taste B.R. lips of wine,
Any time, night or day
Only trouble is, gee wiz,
Bahama's breath is turning me away...

I need Man Yoo so that I could die,
I love Man Yoo so, and that is why
Whenever I want Man Yoo, all I have to do, is
Dream, dream dream dream (repeats out)

Source: Skye Media
 
All I Have to Do is Dream:
This brings me back to this dream thing. What is it with these guys lying about their dreams. Dreams are freaky. You don't dream about what you want to do in life. You dream about human goats and strange surroundings in weird rooms. You dream about falling out of aeroplanes and shitting in peoples handbags.
Jeez, if I followed my dreams I'd be locked up.
 
This brings me back to this dream thing. What is it with these guys lying about their dreams. Dreams are freaky. You don't dream about what you want to do in life. You dream about human goats and strange surroundings in weird rooms. You dream about falling out of aeroplanes and shitting in peoples handbags.
Jeez, if I followed my dreams I'd be locked up.

What about wet dreams, do they count?
 
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