For feck sakes, crybaby, we lost points because it was such a day/match. Stop think about what could or could not have been.
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For feck sakes, crybaby, we lost points because it was such a day/match. Stop think about what could or could not have been.
Newcastle weren't shit. We've been trying to get the berb and its not Fergie's fault he's not here yet. We obviously don't want just anybody.
Good idea, fecknut. We lost because it was such a day, let's not bother signing anyone, it might just me such a day.
Just a coincidence that we're usually shit when Rooney or Tevez is out, and the fact we don't score many goals is nothing to do with the fact we don't have a proper striker.We should be beating Newcastle at Old Trafford, calling them shit was unfair, inferior would be a better word. We've needed a striker for some time now, the fact we're leaving it so late could well feck us, I don't understand why we haven't either got Berbatov or signed someone else yet, we've supposedly been in for him for a year, surely we should have finished one way or the other? The Premiership was very nearly decided on Goal Difference last year, these dropped points from delays can be crucial.
the team we put out was good enough to nick the points..just...but the two dumb non markings of Martins should have lost the match for us....Fergie would have been kicking Fletcher and O Shea after the match...our midfield no matter who came in dominated....but struggled to penetrate.....Rooney and Campbell just paired did not help.....and Barcodes played as a team for once.....
Guess that's how Real feel with Ronnie. Damn, these stubborn other teams. Don't they realize we have a league to win. How dare they hold up our transfer. Now look what's happened. We've dropped points. feck all these other teams for spoiling our party. (please pass my toy back, thanks)
The fact it didn't nick the points shows it wasn't good enough. You can put most goals down to mistakes, fact is we were poor in attack, and Vidic probably should have been sent off early on as well.
I don't know if you read my post, but the fact you highlighted "or signed someone else yet" and "surely we should have finished one way or the oth(er)" suggests you did. My point is that perhaps we should have either signed him by the start of the season, upped the bid to an acceptable one, or gone for someone else, rather than going for the same player for so long which ends up costing us points.
Frustrating when the rest of the World doesn't follow your plan, isn't it? Life sucks. I might follow rimaldo's plan and end it all. That'll teach Fergie.
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Jaysus, there you are Sam. Where have you been of late? Don't tell me you found out there's a world outside the Caf? What's it like?
Russia pulling out of Georgia.
Hurricane approaching Florida.
Berbasoff to Bulgaria till Wednesday.
It sucks
I much prefer the comfort and relative safety of the cafe.
Yeah. In the real world if you call someone a gay spastic, no one lols.
It's frustrating when there's a really obvious deficiency in the squad, filled by Larsson, Smith, Rooney, Tevez and Giggs respectively and it's not been addressed for 2 years.
Yeah. In the real world if you call someone a gay spastic, no one lols.
I know...and shitting in womens handbags really isn't as cool as it sounds...it also get you arrested.
I know...and shitting in womens handbags really isn't as cool as it sounds...it also get you arrested.
Not if you do it right.
Good idea, fecknut. We lost because it was such a day, let's not bother signing anyone, it might just me such a day.
I agree we should sign a striker, that will happen soon I hope. But some points will be lost anyways, thats football. With Tevez today, much could have looked different, but whats done is done, so we look forward to the next game.
It's not so much a technique as a state of mind. Using a funnel and stirrups.
From The TimesAugust 18, 2008
Dimitar Berbatov: Please let me follow my dream
Tottenham forward ends his silence over United moveOliver Kay
Dimitar Berbatov urged Tottenham Hotspur last night to show understanding over his “dream” of joining Manchester United, whose need for attacking reinforcements was exposed as they began their defence of the Barclays Premier League title with a 1-1 draw against Newcastle United.
With an ankle injury ruling Cristiano Ronaldo out for the first six weeks of the new campaign and Carlos Tévez missing yesterday because of a bereavement, Sir Alex Ferguson was forced to give a debut to Fraizer Campbell alongside Wayne Rooney in attack and, with the latter having missed much of preseason with a virus, the United manager admitted that his team sorely lacked penetration at Old Trafford.
Ferguson refused to discuss his interest in Berbatov afterwards, with the clubs still some way apart as they haggle over a fee, but the Bulgaria forward broke his silence on the matter last night, making clear his determination to move to Old Trafford even though he did not refer to United directly. “I’m now in Tottenham, but no one can disagree with me wanting to follow my dream,” he said as he returned to Sofia to prepare for a midweek international friendly against Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Mischievously, perhaps, Berbatov sought to compare himself to Eric Cantona, the talismanic former United forward, when asked about his sulky disposition on the bench before he came on during Tottenham’s 2-1 defeat away to Middlesbrough on Saturday. “If I had been laughing when I was on the bench, people would say I was an idiot,” he said. “Eric Cantona never smiled, but I don’t know if anyone ever asked him why he didn’t look happier.”
On Friday lunchtime Berbatov pleaded with Daniel Levy, the Tottenham chairman, and Damien Comolli, the sporting director, to grant him his wish to be able to join United, but Levy is determined to make United pay £30 million for the forward and will enjoy the thought that Ferguson’s desperation will have grown with yesterday’s result.
United have not made an official bid since a £20.5 million offer was rejected last month, but negotiations continue to take place through intermediaries, with the clubs expected to agree a fee in the region of £28 million this week or, at the very latest, before the transfer window closes on September 1. Emil Dantchev, the player’s agent, said: “We have two more weeks until the end of the transfer window and I think this will be the most important week. I read Alex Ferguson’s statement that he wants another striker and I hope that this striker is Dimitar Berbatov.”
Ferguson is expected to offload Louis Saha once a deal is agreed for Berbatov, with AS Roma continuing to show an interest in the France forward, and he may yet agree to loan Campbell to Hull City, whom he helped to win promotion last season. Another United player who could yet leave before the transfer window closes is Mikaël Silvestre, who has attracted interest from Celtic and, closer to home, Manchester City. Previously this summer the France defender indicated that he would prefer to stay at Old Trafford for a tenth season, even if his first-team opportunities appear increasingly limited.
Dimitar Berbatov: Please let me follow my dream
Tottenham forward ends his silence over United moveOliver Kay
Dimitar Berbatov urged Tottenham Hotspur last night to show understanding over his “dream” of joining Manchester United, whose need for attacking reinforcements was exposed as they began their defence of the Barclays Premier League title with a 1-1 draw against Newcastle United.
With an ankle injury ruling Cristiano Ronaldo out for the first six weeks of the new campaign and Carlos Tévez missing yesterday because of a bereavement, Sir Alex Ferguson was forced to give a debut to Fraizer Campbell alongside Wayne Rooney in attack and, with the latter having missed much of preseason with a virus, the United manager admitted that his team sorely lacked penetration at Old Trafford.
Ferguson refused to discuss his interest in Berbatov afterwards, with the clubs still some way apart as they haggle over a fee, but the Bulgaria forward broke his silence on the matter last night, making clear his determination to move to Old Trafford even though he did not refer to United directly. “I’m now in Tottenham, but no one can disagree with me wanting to follow my dream,” he said as he returned to Sofia to prepare for a midweek international friendly against Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Mischievously, perhaps, Berbatov sought to compare himself to Eric Cantona, the talismanic former United forward, when asked about his sulky disposition on the bench before he came on during Tottenham’s 2-1 defeat away to Middlesbrough on Saturday. “If I had been laughing when I was on the bench, people would say I was an idiot,” he said. “Eric Cantona never smiled, but I don’t know if anyone ever asked him why he didn’t look happier.”
On Friday lunchtime Berbatov pleaded with Daniel Levy, the Tottenham chairman, and Damien Comolli, the sporting director, to grant him his wish to be able to join United, but Levy is determined to make United pay £30 million for the forward and will enjoy the thought that Ferguson’s desperation will have grown with yesterday’s result.
United have not made an official bid since a £20.5 million offer was rejected last month, but negotiations continue to take place through intermediaries, with the clubs expected to agree a fee in the region of £28 million this week or, at the very latest, before the transfer window closes on September 1. Emil Dantchev, the player’s agent, said: “We have two more weeks until the end of the transfer window and I think this will be the most important week. I read Alex Ferguson’s statement that he wants another striker and I hope that this striker is Dimitar Berbatov.”
Ferguson is expected to offload Louis Saha once a deal is agreed for Berbatov, with AS Roma continuing to show an interest in the France forward, and he may yet agree to loan Campbell to Hull City, whom he helped to win promotion last season. Another United player who could yet leave before the transfer window closes is Mikaël Silvestre, who has attracted interest from Celtic and, closer to home, Manchester City. Previously this summer the France defender indicated that he would prefer to stay at Old Trafford for a tenth season, even if his first-team opportunities appear increasingly limited.
Interesting, I may have to try out this state of mind next time....because.....there will be a next time (there just always is).
We lose Tevez and we're in deep shit, and we've known Ronaldo's out for a while for months, that's exactly why I think it's insane that the situation wasn't sorted out long ago.
As long as there are handbags, there will be attempts to defecate in them. It's just the natural order of things.
Nobody carries a funnel and stirrups around. That's silly. When I shit in handbags its all done in an instant. You wouldn't know anything had happened till they look for their lipstick. It's all in the timing.
Thats very selfish Bahama, putting the safety of Florida and yourself ahead of us getting Berbatov
Only joking mate, I hope you come to harm...afterall, you are the internet, what would we do without you??!!!
Amen.
oooo, even more interesting.
So what you are saying is that there is more than 1 way to defecate in a womans handbag?
Writing as someone who would never dream of defecating in a handbag (except possibly Thatcher's) - I would have thought the sensible option would be to produce the faeces in comfort onto a sheet of plastic - then wrap it up and transport it in that sheet and quickly deposit it in the bag prior to disappearing pronto.
I presume you mean no harm. If not I'll have one of my cyber battalions infiltrate your cyber innards.Thats very selfish Bahama, putting the safety of Florida and yourself ahead of us getting Berbatov
Only joking mate, I hope you come to harm...afterall, you are the internet, what would we do without you??!!!
Skies are getting darker.....dish keeps cutting out. My connection to the berb is getting fainter. You'll have to rely on Berbatov 9 for ITK.
A bit cumbersome but I might give it a try in certain circumstances.
Yes thats exactly what I meant
How will you be able to cope without Berba?
This would be like all my worst nightmares rolled into one.
Takes a man to do a mans job brophs. Compassion doesn't come into it.I'm an amateur, Bahama. Show a little compassion for a Newb.
Thats quite 'out there' as far as theories on defecating into womens handbags go.....but, you know what?...that might just work.
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