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berba what, berba who?
berba what, berba who?
switch ya clothes, get more dough,
can't feck with united no mo',
switch ya clothes, get more dough,
can't feck with united no mo'

pillock levy wanna act loco?!?,
hit him with, numerous,
bids for bulgarian delantero,
yids runnin to the prem, so,
we smoke em like cocoa,
feck 11th,
we got trophies by the boatload
feck that, new season,
must add before the window's closed,
make dimi change his football clothes,

spurs stop your bullshittin
fair deal, it's 25 million quids,
dan, accept quick, before fergie spits,
hairdryer gonna make u do a full flip,
spurs shocked, now tov's feckin pissed.

hey berba, how you, know we wanna buy you,
but see we, need help,
transfer request submit, please

stay on this ride till you f a p on your belly,
If it's drawn out, muppets, get the K-Y Jelly
All night watching SSN ticker on the telly
Side to side, til it sez berb-y ** joinin mufc.

berba, what make u think u can feck with me,
berba who?, recognize its BER to the B
berba, what make u think u can feck with me,
berba who?, recognize its BER to the B



You are the man. :lol:
 
Bit of a giveaway to claim Berbatov was in a suit as well. A footballer moving clubs doen't need to smarten up like he's trying to get a job in a bank. You don't need an Armani suit to go get a medical. This is precisely the kind of ITK crap that GlastonSpur has been fooling people with on this site for ages.

:lol:

He probably had a memorry stick in his pocket, with 20 power-point slides on "Why I Think I'll be a Good Fit at Manchester United"
 
Hold on. Does anyone actually know where Dimitar Berbatov is right now? London, Manchester, etc.

James Cooper said he wasn't at Spurs training this morning, so if he wasn't there ahead of their season opener, we can only assume he is indeed in Manchester.
 
Well this explains the suit guys. Berbatov spotted in London restaurant.

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Just seen this post on another website - makes sense...

"Gardner being signed by Hull from loan status means it`s highly likely that Berbatov Manchester United deal is done. Manchester United have apparently agreed to loan Frazier Campbell to Hull if they get Berbatov - but Hull needed to create a loan space (they are limited) to get Campbell. So they agree to sign Gardener to free the loan space for Campbell"
 
I ask again.

Isn't it true that none of the Spurs squad was training at Spurs Lodge this morning?

I don't know about that, but the day before their first game, surely they were?

Ramos said yesterday that he had 48 hours to decide if he would play Berbatov or not, and would make a decision by what he saw in training.

Going by those comments I'm sure there must have been training.
 
Surely your friends on the Spurs sites could tell you?

I'm strictly a lurker on those sites. And only for the last 48 hours or so.

None of them seem to know, one way or another, but a few of them have made the (sensible) observation that the whole squad is likely to have travelled up to Boro earlyish today, as preparation for tomorrow's game.
 
I don't know about that, but the day before their first game, surely they were?

Ramos said yesterday that he had 48 hours to decide if he would play Berbatov or not, and would make a decision by what he saw in training.

Going by those comments I'm sure there must have been training.

He is is the squad to play Boro
 
ive been sitting here all day with a glimmer of hope that something may happen today and that an announcement just might be made, but those hopes have faded now, i think we all need to come to terms with the fact that berba wont be signing today, will most probably play for spurs against boro and in the next week then he will make the move, so get in your heads that he aint gonna play against the geordies and he will make his united debut against Portsmouth.

It just seems so unlikely with only 3 hours for it to be done, so lets look forward to the game against newcastle and put this out of minds for now...... if thats possible! im refreshing this page every 5 minutes to see if anyone has any new information!! saddo i know!lol
 
Just seen this post on another website - makes sense...

"Gardner being signed by Hull from loan status means it`s highly likely that Berbatov Manchester United deal is done. Manchester United have apparently agreed to loan Frazier Campbell to Hull if they get Berbatov - but Hull needed to create a loan space (they are limited) to get Campbell. So they agree to sign Gardener to free the loan space for Campbell"

Makes no sense at all
 
Just seen this post on another website - makes sense...

"Gardner being signed by Hull from loan status means it`s highly likely that Berbatov Manchester United deal is done. Manchester United have apparently agreed to loan Frazier Campbell to Hull if they get Berbatov - but Hull needed to create a loan space (they are limited) to get Campbell. So they agree to sign Gardener to free the loan space for Campbell"


Fergie said Campbell is staying.
 
Right, I just saw the main part of the press conference.

Manager was asked does he expect to add to the squad and answered.."We've been trying, but I can't give you an answer on that".

I never saw him so uptight in a conference before. He looked worried about something, like his mind was elsewhere.
 
:lol:

He probably had a memorry stick in his pocket, with 20 power-point slides on "Why I Think I'll be a Good Fit at Manchester United"

Yeah, him and the agent get stuck in the traffic on the way to Manchester and Berbatov's getting all anxious "Ah man! They'll never give me a job if I'm not on time for the interview! I'll be stuck working at Spurs forever!".

When they finally get there Berbatov walks into the room and it's a 2 man interview panel of Gary Neville and Ronaldo.


First question is from Gary Neville:
GN: "So Dimitar, what's your whole viewpoint on Liverpool and its people"
Berba: "I don't really know. Seem similar to Manchester I think."
GN scowls and writes furiously in red ink. Berbatovs heart sink.

Second question is from Ronaldo
CR7: "Well Dimitar, do you see yourself staying at United for many years if we give you this job?"
Berba: "Oh yes. Manchester is greatest team in world. If I get job here I never want to leave. Only a fool would ever want to leave here, a fool. If someone wanted to leave this club then clearly they are brain-damaged".
Ronaldo scowls and writes furiously in red ink. Berbatov getting worried.

Berbatov is asked to leave the room after answering some more questions.

2 minutes later David Gill comes to tell him "Sorry Dimitar, you were an excellent candidate for our open striker position, but the panel feels there are better candidates available. Please help yourself to some Man United crisps on the way out."

Berbatov trudges back to the car with agent, glumly facing his career wasting away at Spurs.
 
ive been sitting here all day with a glimmer of hope that something may happen today and that an announcement just might be made, but those hopes have faded now, i think we all need to come to terms with the fact that berba wont be signing today, will most probably play for spurs against boro and in the next week then he will make the move, so get in your heads that he aint gonna play against the geordies and he will make his united debut against Portsmouth.

It just seems so unlikely with only 3 hours for it to be done, so lets look forward to the game against newcastle and put this out of minds for now...... if thats possible! im refreshing this page every 5 minutes to see if anyone has any new information!! saddo i know!lol

Sportinglife are saying rumours are circulating United's Carrington training HQ that a deal for the Bulgarian is almost complete.

It is thought Berbatov was not at Tottenham on Friday morning and has instead arrived in Manchester for a medical.

However, there has been no official word from the club and Ferguson is not entering the debate either.



http://www.sportinglife.com/footbal...=soccer/08/08/15/SOCCER_Man_Utd_Ferguson.html
 
Yeah, him and the agent get stuck in the traffic on the way to Manchester and Berbatov's getting all anxious "Ah man! They'll never give me a job if I'm not on time for the interview! I'll be stuck working at Spurs forever!".

When they finally get there Berbatov walks into the room and it's a 2 man interview panel of Gary Neville and Ronaldo.


First question is from Gary Neville:
GN: "So Dimitar, what's your whole viewpoint on Liverpool and its people"
Berba: "I don't really know. Seem similar to Manchester I think."
GN scowls and writes furiously in red ink. Berbatovs heart sink.

Second question is from Ronaldo
CR7: "Well Dimitar, do you see yourself staying at United for many years if we give you this job?"
Berba: "Oh yes. Manchester is greatest team in world. If I get job here I never want to leave. Only a fool would ever want to leave here, a fool. If someone wanted to leave this club then clearly they are brain-damaged".
Ronaldo scowls and writes furiously in red ink. Berbatov getting worried.

Berbatov is asked to leave the room after answering some more questions.

2 minutes later David Gill comes to tell him "Sorry Dimitar, you were an excellent candidate for our open striker position, but the panel feels there are better candidates available. Please help yourself to some Man United crisps on the way out."

Berbatov trudges back to the car with agent, glumly facing his career wasting away at Spurs.

that was just a waste of time....
 
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