BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho

Would you be happy to see Jose Mourinho become next United manager?


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Caked in what though?
Pussy when he wins the FA Cup

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He told the pilot, I've noticed when you are flying you hold the steering wheel too tightly, try relaxing your grip. And then he did and they landed without mishap, proving he deserved all the credit for keeping the passengers alive on that journey.
 
I would hate to see the likes of Rashford, Lingard, Varela, etc...leaving to make way for "galactico"-style signings.

Its interesting you should say that.
When we signed the likes of Falcao, Di Maria, Bastian (Galactico level players), this forum was buzzing.
Some fans stated they were having orgasms (and I actually believe them).

In contrast, when we announced that the likes of Lingard and Rashford were going to start their first game for us, the general reaction was, "Oh God, we are going to lose, we are having to field kids".
I understand that you prefer youth over the likes of Neymar, Muller, Messi, Bale etc...but I think you'd be in the minority. Just imagine if we signed Neymar or Messi in the next 12 months. This server which runs this forum will probably go into meltdown!
 
I hope he smiles more when he gets the United job. He looked right pissed off at his press con on return to Chelsea.
 
Pussy when he wins the FA Cup

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I always wondered what happened after this photo was taken.
They went on talking about the "philosophy" next. And to demonstrate it, he brought de ball and they started a process. Bayern players could testify about the horny method ;)
 
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It's probably his own range of clothing, launched on his birthday.
 
In that photo, he certainly looks like he's been told to sod off 'cos Mourinho's coming.
 
If City made half as much noise about Yaya's birthday then he might look arsed one in a while.
 
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