Arturo Vidal

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Matador8 said:
I hope Woody hurry's up preparing this bid of ours. It can't be easy etching it into stone then shipping it out to Turin.
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Maybe he's got it planned to do the negotiation with Juve over Skype...but due to being a desperately bad procrastinator, he just ends up booting up his laptop only to spend his time on Reddit, PornHub and BuzzFeed.
 
MiamiSpartan said:
Good lord, Vidal and Juve both trying to get the other to be the ones to initiate the "break up" so that they don't look like the bad guy. Can you imagine the conversation when he sits down with them?

Juve: Do you want to leave?
Vidal: Do you want me to leave?
Juve: We didn't say that. So do you want to stay?
Vidal: I didn't say that. Do you want me to stay?
Juve: If you want to go, we'll let you.
Vidal: If you want me to leave, I'll go.
Juve: So, do you want to go?
Vidal: Do you want me to go?
Juve: We asked you first.
Vidal: I asked you second.
Juve: They offered us a lot of money
Vidal: They offered me a lot of money, too.
Juve: So.
Vidal: So.
Juve: What do you think?
Vidal: I dunno, what do you think?
Juve: This is going nowhere.
Vidal: So you don't want me to go anywhere?
Juve: We didn't say that.

And then it continues like this for 3 hours, neither will commit to anything, so he stays resenting Juve because he didn't double his salary by moving, and Juve resenting Vidal because they missed out on some much needed funds.
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Take a bow son.
 
Preparing a bid? Is woody in his over sized pajamas counting 20ps into a neat box to send over.
 
RDCR07 said:
Apparently there is a verbal agreement between the club and Vidal just not with Juventus. Allegri's presser is in 15 minutes and Vidal's agent is supposed to have a meeting today with Juventus.
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What's the source?
Sir A1ex said:
Gladly - a very tasty ham and tomato sandwich, and a bag of chees and onion crisps. Going for a dump now. Will let you know of any further progoress.
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:lol:
 
I've taken my muppet to a whole new level by logging on here on my phone because I'm not on my laptop.. what a pain.
 
RustyS said:
I'm not sure if it means anything but the odds are shorter now on him being a United player than a Juve player after the summer transfer window :drool:
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What are the odds of highest post count posters in this thread shortening the odds of Vidal to United by betting big money?
 
Matador8 said:
I hope Woody hurry's up preparing this bid of ours. It can't be easy etching it into stone then shipping it out to Turin.
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I think it will take 3 more weeks to prepare the bid. We took 10 months to prepare Herrera bid.
 
SolidShite said:
Preparing a bid? Is woody in his over sized pajamas counting 20ps into a neat box to send over.
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I think we should create a really well prepared Bid Template. Them when we want to make an actual bid just insert the player's name, the other club's Chief Exec's name and the value of the bid, stick it in the fax machine and away it goes.
 
Sparky Rhiwabon said:
I think we should create a really well prepared Bid Template. Them when we want to make an actual bid just insert the player's name, the other club's Chief Exec's name and the value of the bid, stick it in the fax machine and away it goes.
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I cant believe they still use fax machines these days
 
This isn't happening. Every UK journalist is basically ignoring it, saying he's not a target while websites from Chile and Italy lure us in with "United bid £€$¥40/60/80 million" bullshit stories to get easy hits on their sites.
 
Shane88 said:
This isn't happening. Every UK journalist is basically ignoring it, saying he's not a target while websites from Chile and Italy lure us in with "United bid £€$¥40/60/80 million" bullshit stories to get easy hits on their sites.
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Might be true although British newspapers also dismissed our interest in Herrera hours before we signed him.
 
Sarni said:
Might be true although British newspapers also dismissed our interest in Herrera hours before we signed him.
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Most of them said that they'd be surprised, whereas they've been pretty blunt regarding Vidal.
 
Kylar Stern said:
Great, thanks for that.
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No seriously though, I'm muppeting hard for Arturo but people are acting as if this presser was called specifically for Juve to speak on Vidal. It's not. It's because Juve have a match tomorrow and I don't see Allegri saying anything other than the usual he's part of our plans blah blah. Means nowt IMO.
 
Shane88 said:
This isn't happening. Every UK journalist is basically ignoring it, saying he's not a target while websites from Chile and Italy lure us in with "United bid £€$¥40/60/80 million" bullshit stories to get easy hits on their sites.
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British journos don't know shit, they struggle with news involving British players never mind a Chilean at an Italian club.
 
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