Arturo Vidal

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walsh said:
You fecking what mate?
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That's the "working class us" or "Muppets plural".

It's the opposite to the "royal we" or "majestic plural" in that you use a plural pronoun to talk about a group of people other than yourself.
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kid. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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Hahaha, excellent, nice one.
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kid. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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:lol:
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kid. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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Most of it sounds believable but the last bit has me a bit worried.:nervous:
 
Rooney1987 said:
Pretty sure we'll get the "I stay" line today. Then Juventus releasing a statement saying he isn't being sold.

Either Vidal will stay or it's just part of the game, throwing the ball back in United's court to up the bid (if we bid).
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I agree, this is what will most likely happen at the Press Conference with Allegri tomorrow.
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kit. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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Did you come from RAWK?
 
UnofficialDevil said:
So we've made a new 60m euro bid, is that correct?
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We haven't made any bids, we haven't made contact and we are not signing him. Where do people get these rumours, Manchester United hasn't once come out and said they are interested in him. Muppets will be upset when he comes out and tells you he is staying and is happy at a big club IN the champions league
 
Zii said:
We haven't made any bids, we haven't made contact and we are not signing him. Where do people get these rumours, Manchester United hasn't once come out and said they are interested in him. Muppets will be upset when he comes out and tells you he is staying and is happy at a big club IN the champions league
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When did we come out and say we were interested in Shaw or Herrera? BOlieve damn you.
 
Zii said:
We haven't made any bids, we haven't made contact and we are not signing him. Where do people get these rumours, Manchester United hasn't once come out and said they are interested in him. Muppets will be upset when he comes out and tells you he is staying and is happy at a big club IN the champions league
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We haven't come out and said we're interested in anyone.... so we are signing no one then?
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kit. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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:lol:

The whole thing was quality, but that part got me!!
 
Cassidy said:
We haven't come out and said we're interested in anyone.... so we are signing no one then?
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Most people we have singed we have come up against, like Herrara where SAF Man marked him or it fits with our traditions, like buying a promising young english teenager. When have we ever gone out and bought a world class sort after player for 60 million whilst not being in the UCL. Last superstar we bought was maybe RVP? and he was older and wanting to join us, thats different to someone being happy and trying to get him to come to a new league for big cash, we have never done that before and can't pull it off. As seen by the many big stars we have missed out on before
 
Some people seem to think that United have to come out and publicly declare that we are interested in a player. Did they do that with Herrera? No. Did they do it with Shaw? No. Why would they do it for Vidal? There is no reason for them to come out and declare it. We'll find out if an official bid has been made. Until then, if any talks are going on, it will be done under the radar until both clubs are ready to announce something.
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kit. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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:lol: 10/10
 
Zii said:
Most people we have singed we have come up against, like Herrara where SAF Man marked him or it fits with our traditions, like buying a promising young english teenager. When have we ever gone out and bought a world class sort after player for 60 million whilst not being in the UCL. Last superstar we bought was maybe RVP? and he was older and wanting to join us, thats different to someone being happy and trying to get him to come to a new league for big cash, we have never done that before and can't pull it off. As seen by the many big stars we have missed out on before
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It's a new era, I'm not saying we're signing Vidal. However Fergie is no longer the manager.
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kit. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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The dialogue is the stuff of genius. "No mate, you won't."

Who could doubt the man?
 
I'm on the United website, and I can't see his profile anywhere under the players section. What is going on!?!
 
Cinja el Shagawa said:
Monday, July 28th, 2014, A.D.

Woodward arrives into Turin, kitted out in black leather and Gucci sunglasses, with a massive golden chalice he's drinking vintage classic wine from. He smirks as the camera pans in on his tanned, gloriously smooth face, knowing that he's about to rip the f*ck up of this feeble little town. He jumps in his pink Bentley driven by Dappy/Jaybezia, "alright mate, take me to Vidal." "Vidal? Sir I'm not sure where he ..." "just fecking drive, I'll show you where to go."

He didn't know where to go, they arrived four days later, but Woody still looked immaculate. Dappy was dead from exhaustion, Woody didn't care, he knew he was a necessary sacrifice. He strolled into the Juve offices, demanding to see Marotta. Supposedly Marotta had been locked in his room with a big giant c*nt of a shotgun, waiting. "STAY BACK ED!", he shouted.

Woody laughed, took out a cigar and lit it. "Open the door, Beppe, it's time". "You're not taking him Ed, I told you, you can't have him, I'll f*cking shoot you Eddie, I will". "No mate, you won't." Ed fecks the cigar on the ground, a huge explosion occurs (where the hell did the fuel come from? - the Juve staff wonder). The door explodes open, Marotta huddled in the corner in fetal position, burning. "OK, OK Ed, you win, just ... just take him". Marotta dies.

A hidden door unravels, Vidal steps out, kitted in a Utd kit. Confetti and fireworks are raining behind him. "I'm ready, Ed, let's go".
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:lol:
 
RedSky said:
Mate. This is what I do, so don't try to correct me! Zaza was sold last season ffs!

*Values in Euros

Immobile - 8m
Vucinic - 6.3m
Peluso - 4.5m
Quagliarella - 3.5m

Total: 22.3m

Morata - 20m
Sturaro - 5.5m
Marrone - 5m
Evra - 1.5m :(
Pasquato - 1.5m
Pereya - 1.5m (loan fee)
Sorensen - 0.8m

Romulo - 7m (expected to be done shortly)

Total: 42.8m

David Amoyal (whoever he is) is clueless.
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I hate to be a kill joy but maybe, just maybe their inital budget was something like 30m euros. Their net spend is just over 20m euros, not crazy money.
 
saivet said:
I hate to be a kill joy but maybe, just maybe their inital budget was something like 30m euros. Their net spend is just over 20m euros, not crazy money.
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They are still spending...
 
Zii said:
Most people we have singed we have come up against, like Herrara where SAF Man marked him or it fits with our traditions, like buying a promising young english teenager. When have we ever gone out and bought a world class sort after player for 60 million whilst not being in the UCL. Last superstar we bought was maybe RVP? and he was older and wanting to join us, thats different to someone being happy and trying to get him to come to a new league for big cash, we have never done that before and can't pull it off. As seen by the many big stars we have missed out on before
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Mata?
 
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