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Yep, all things I hated too.What I disliked about the first episode was a combination of cheap looking effects (the fight scenes were dreadful, the blood spurts were silly) and poor writing, with some really stupid dialogue (when the Thracians go into battle and call their enemies cnuts and say they'll feck their families and so on). I just wasn't taken aback or anything and given how much it had been hyped up on here, I guess my expectations were high.
The thing is, those are basically the only big 'war' scenes in season one, and yeah, they look terrible (by season three they look far better) and purely have extremely vulgar dialogue for the sake of it. For the most part the rest of the season is confined to Batiatus' house and the arenas and it looks far less cheap and the fight scenes are MUCH better.You also get used to the slow-mo and CGI blood which work way better in the arena.
The dialogue also improves massively, far less emphasis on being vulgar and far more on being witty, especially when Batiatus and Ashur are involved (the two best characters in S1).
Trust me, by the time it gets to episode six, there are loads of little plot strands, deceit and clever twists going around that eventually lead up to an absolutely explosive finale where basically everything comes together and culminates brilliantly.
I can't stress enough how much better this show gets.