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2024-25 Performances


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5.5 Season Average Rating
Appearances
37
Clean sheets
8
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
1
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair (of safe hands)?
Me here at last on the ground
The ball in mid-air
Send in the clowns

Isn't it pish?
The fans don't approve
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns

I can't seem to stop
Flapping at balls
Constantly making defenders feel like they're
Climbing up walls
Making the fans scared
Coming miles off my line
No one is there

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want another Taibi
Sorry, my dear
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns
Don't bother I'm here

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late
In my career
But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, I'll still be here next year...
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Can’t wait for some if the stats guys to post how much of an improvement he has been compared to DDG.

I doubt there is anyone who thinks Onana is the answer. But that’s still doesn’t mean letting DDG go was wrong - that was absolutely the right decision.
 
Why do people insist on making this a de Gea v Onana thing. Both aren't good enough.
 
Genuinely can't be arsed defending him anymore.

First goal is on him, he shouldn't be committing to that ball from his starting position, that was Wes Brown / Barthez stuff. Leave it to the defender and become an option for a pass.

Second he has to do better. It's that simple.

I'd play the young lad Harrison at this stage, he genuinely couldn't be any worse.
 
The problem with Onana is he creates goals from the other team out of nowhere. Most of these errors are unforced where there's barely anyone in the vicinity. Like I can understand palming a shot that was already on target into your goal but some of these errors are lunacy and others come when it would be easier to simply do nothing
 
I changed my mind when he had that run of good form early in the season but Im back to where I was before. He is possibly the worst keeper we have seen at Utd in a very very long time. Taibi was bad but he never got the number of chances Onana got and so hard to know if Taibi was as bad as this.
Hopeless.
 
Hes a very ordinary Keeper. Nothing special about his passing or shot stopping imo.

He doesn’t deserve to reach 100 caps for this club.
 
Worst keeper in the League.

He's an utter disaster at every aspect of keeping. A new keeper is essential in the summer and if we can somehow get rid of this clown then we should.

He's fecking rotten.
 
This guy is something. Ipswich are taking a quick corner, and he is getting refreshments.

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I’m no fan of him but I’m not sure the second goal is his fault. He’s still shite though.
 
Why are so many of our big money signings so utterly dreadful?

It's not even that they're just short of top class which I could make peace with. They're undeniably terrible.

50 million down the drain.
 
This guy is something. Ipswich are taking a quick corner, and he is getting refreshments.

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To be fair, at the time i was quite annoyed that half our team were completely unprepared for that corner but yeah, it looks bad.
 
I'm starting to think we should DNA test him to see if he's really the same keeper that Inter sold us. He seemed so assured and confident in that side, but since joining us he's been shaky from the very start, and his unpredictability puts jitters into the defence.

The first Ipswich goal is a great example. It could have been avoided by Dorgu, but the situation only came about because of unpredictable and frankly bizarre behaviour from Onana.
I thought he always looked ropey, on the admittedly few occasions, I saw him play for Ajax, but in that CL final for Inter he was outstanding.
 
To be fair, at the time i was quite annoyed that half our team were completely unprepared for that corner but yeah, it looks bad.
It doesn’t just look bad, it’s fecking criminal!
Have a fecking drink when the ball is down the other end of the pitch if you absolutely cannot continue playing without one,
Bruno must have run 6 miles in the second half and he didn’t have to have a fecking drink before the corner..,,,..
 
I want him gone now.
Too many errors per game.
Was willing to give him a settling in period but he's been here long enough now.
He can't hack it.
 
For the goal, if Onana didn't call it (and I'm assuming he didn't), then I'm laying 90% of the blame at his door. And I would do so for any keeper in that situation. They're the ones who can see the whole picture, and every defender knows that the shout of "KEEEEEPERRRR!!" means leave it.

Ok, Dorgu maybe should be more aware but his goalie's got to help him out there.
 
Read what I said again. DDGs time was up. Getting rid of him was only correct if we replaced him with someone better. We didnt. Onana is a worse keeper.
That’s before you even have to consider the fact that Onana didn’t just need to be better, he needed to be £45m better.
 
Head's gone. Playing in front of him must be nerve wracking. Makes Barthez look predictable.
 
He’s cast iron guaranteed now to gift a goal to the opposition in every single match.

Woeful player.
 
He's a perfect illustration of where we are in the table really. Not solely down to him of course but a big reason we're so unstable at the back.
 
Watched him first hand tonight. He had very little to do apart from pick the ball out the net twice. The first one was very poor by him. Rash and lacking a voice. He did the one thing you shouldn’t do in that situation getting caught in no man’s land and it cost a goal. Any worryingly I watched his reaction and he barely even flinched.

The second goal was also very poor. He didn’t follow the ball and it came across so slow that it’s remarkable he got so distracted by the forward. If Delap had got a toe on it, fair enough it’s a good goal but your job is to follow the ball into your gloves.

I’d say he’s the worst keeper I’ve seen live and that’s over he course of a few games. Whilst we’re in trouble all over the pitch, I’d say a replacement in the summer is fairly high on the list. Desperate signing.
 
For the first goal he totally misread the situation. The pass was never on from where he was wanting to receive it. Even if Dorgu hadn't knocked it round him, he could only have booted it into the stands, which Dorgu could have done anyway.

Second goal was not his fault, very tough to react after Delap's run across the area created difficulty with the cross.

But I just don't think he's at the races right now. There's something gone mentally.
 
Honestly think it's gone under the radar how much points he costs us.
Basically champions league campaign last time round.
Funny thing is even his highlights before we signed him showed he had serious issues.