Wow 18 pages and we are not even remotely on the way of agreeing terms
Ander Herrera is a Manchester United Player!
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran are here to talk about a frustrating 2 points dropped at Crystal Palace. They then discuss the regeneration of Old Trafford. Finally, Nik is joined by special guest Michael Statham from the Football Oranje podcast - who gives us a more in depth look at our EL opposition FC Twente, and then runs through the (many) Dutch connections currently at United.
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Arsenal: Are you selling Casillas?
Real: No
Arsenal: How about Ramos?
Real: No, sod off
Arsenal: You must be selling somebody, surely? Varane?
Real: No
Arsenal: I'm sure you want to sell Modric?
Real: We just said no
Arsenal: How about Xavi? Err I mean Xabi?
Real: No. Please don't contact us anymore
Arsenal: How about Isco? I head he's unhappy
Real: We just signed him you shitbrain
Arsenal: How about Ozil?
Real: Shut up!!!!
Arsenal: How about Ronaldo? You have Bale, you don't need him.
Real: Just GO AWAY!
Arsenal: How about Di Maria?
Real: [tired] Maybe. Happy now? Bid and shut the hell up.
Arsenal: No, we don't plan to bid for anybody.
Real: No
Arsenal: How about Ramos?
Real: No, sod off
Arsenal: You must be selling somebody, surely? Varane?
Real: No
Arsenal: I'm sure you want to sell Modric?
Real: We just said no
Arsenal: How about Xavi? Err I mean Xabi?
Real: No. Please don't contact us anymore
Arsenal: How about Isco? I head he's unhappy
Real: We just signed him you shitbrain
Arsenal: How about Ozil?
Real: Shut up!!!!
Arsenal: How about Ronaldo? You have Bale, you don't need him.
Real: Just GO AWAY!
Arsenal: How about Di Maria?
Real: [tired] Maybe. Happy now? Bid and shut the hell up.
Arsenal: No, we don't plan to bid for anybody.
Stop with these mock conversations ffs.
You can adapt that us tbf.
Just seen his squawka performance score for last season, only 771. That's a full 1 point above Tom Clev. Do not want.
http://www.squawka.com/players/ande...#season-2012/2013#4#all-matches#1-38#by-match
http://www.squawka.com/players/ande...#season-2012/2013#4#all-matches#1-38#by-match
The feck is squawka?
What you mean by mock? Jojojo said it, it must be true.
This......and stats on players from foreign leagues that mean very little.
He's playing in a worse team to be fair though, its hard to judge passing/assist stats when the team he plays for lost 17 league games last year (and finished -21 on GD :S)
" Squawka is a web application that delivers you real time data on the football match you are watching on TV alongside social chat"
Who is this player? I've never heard of him. I'm scouting for Arsene so is he worth a punt?
I'm not surprised. He's not French and he costs more than £10m.
He's kinda Spanish version of Carrick. Not that very popular in Spain like their other stars but gets the job done and sends the ball forward, a lot.
He would be extremely useful in United and Michael would finally have one day in week to rest.
He would be extremely useful in United and Michael would finally have one day in week to rest.
If we signed the Spanish Michael Carrick I would excited as feck.
All this talk of Spanish Carrick is giving me a hard on 
He has much more in his locker when it comes to attacking than Carrick, from what little I've seen. Some of his dribbles and close control reminds me Thiago tbh.
Isn't that Biscuits?
Do any of us have any confidence Woody will get this done in time?
Do any of us have any confidence Woody will get this done in time?
I'm not 100% convinced anyone has actually told Woody about the transfer deadline yet.
Biscuits is popular. Herrera not so much.
Biscuits is popular? The guy who plays peek-a-boo?
Still more popular in Spain than Herrera...
it is true though, not sure why everyone is making the Carrick comparisons, he's far more of an attacking player than him.
We shall rename Herrera to Miguel Cariquo. I'm in!
agreed!
It's Herrera, you know
Hard to believe its not Carrick.
Close enough.
Hard to believe its not Carrick.
Close enough.
"I agree Maajid"
"Thanks Cina!
"No problem, what do you think of the clubs transfer policy Maajid?"
"Um, probably something like ... 'we'll give you 26m', 'no we want 40m', 'ok then 28m', 'no 38m', 'ok fine dammit, 30m', '35m', '32m', 'deal', 'awesome ... 26m'"
"Uhhh..."
An-der He-re-ra
He's better than Vieira
An-der He-re-ra
He's not black he's much fairer
Thiago, he said no
Now he's wearing lederhose
Our man's Basque, and he's class
And he shits on Fabregas
He's better than Vieira
An-der He-re-ra
He's not black he's much fairer
Thiago, he said no
Now he's wearing lederhose
Our man's Basque, and he's class
And he shits on Fabregas
Oh good, more chat about release clauses in Spain...
He would probably run off with the money.
We've been through all this already in the thiago situation.
Nice, so it is Herrera on?
You know, a non-retarded governing body (or whatever you'd call UEFA) would probably look at this whole release-clause thing and standardise it. For some reason I'm not holding my breath.
Does anyone have any idea what UEFA actually does? Apart from charging massive amounts for CL-final tickets and yelling "FFP, YOU MUST OBEY! BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS YET!", of course.
Does anyone have any idea what UEFA actually does? Apart from charging massive amounts for CL-final tickets and yelling "FFP, YOU MUST OBEY! BUT WE DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS YET!", of course.
Can not wait for the rejection, nervous we might pull off this panic buy.
Aren't release causes straight forward? If someone pays the release clause and the player wants to move, the club can't do anything about it as long as the release clause is paid. If Dortmund could've stopped Gotze leaving in any way shape or form they would have, but such is the nature of release clauses they were powerless to do anything. Or am I missing something?
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