Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video

"Oh look", says @Abizzz, "it's the consequences of my actions". The action in this case being allying a small country that is definitely going to be attacked by someone. In this case @adexkola, who brought his best pal @V.O.

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The cheek of @adexkola to simultaneously be and fight Denmark.

At least I'm not on Prussia's side of history.
 
I had to stop updating on all of @Walrus' wars, because there's just too many to keep track of. There's a non-zero chance he's gone by the next update.

Life is rough when you're an Anatolian.

I preferred when you were on holiday.
 
You guys keep speaking things into existence. @P-Nut immediately decided to attack Switzerland, who have been sitting there forever. They were allied to @V.O., and their independence was guaranteed by @SilentWitness, so they were both dragged into it. That might not go so well for them, since P-Nut has @Tiber, @hobbers, @AnotherLondonManc and @Welsh Wonder on his side. Welsh Wonder won't get any land out of it, but in all likelihood it will be the first war they've won in ages. So that's nice.

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So I take it my war over Bremen ended with them eating Bremen and taking some of my provinces?
 
You guys keep speaking things into existence. @P-Nut immediately decided to attack Switzerland, who have been sitting there forever. They were allied to @V.O., and their independence was guaranteed by @SilentWitness, so they were both dragged into it. That might not go so well for them, since P-Nut has @Tiber, @hobbers, @AnotherLondonManc and @Welsh Wonder on his side. Welsh Wonder won't get any land out of it, but in all likelihood it will be the first war they've won in ages. So that's nice.

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there seems to be a lot of hobbers on that anatolia
 
Well, @P-Nut took a few nice provinces, but we'll see if he gets to keep them. @altodevil wants Llundain (soon to be called London), and @Welsh Wonder is still allied to P-Nut. @Crackers is too, which seems like a spectacularly bad decision on his part. If he knows what's good for him he'll stay on his island and hope nobody shows up. On the other side there's @Abizzz, @Andycoleno9 and @Eboue, which is a bit too much.

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So I take it my war over Bremen ended with them eating Bremen and taking some of my provinces?

Yeah. It's a bit hard to keep track of, since you guys have such strange borders and have traded provinces a few times, but I think you lost a few. Not that many. You might get some back from P-Nut now too.
 
I've finally grown ever so slightly it looks like. Thank feck for Switzerland
 
If @Eboue had only shown a bit more interest he could've had France by now and we could have dominated Europe together. Seems he only likes to complain about the world instead of dominating it to change things. Now we have a strange Danish, German, Dutch, Belgium mix state, heard he even became emperor. I'm sure they're running on the noble estate. That's what you get.
 
If @Eboue had only shown a bit more interest he could've had France by now and we could have dominated Europe together. Seems he only likes to complain about the world instead of dominating it to change things. Now we have a strange Danish, German, Dutch, Belgium mix state, heard he even became emperor. I'm sure they're running on the noble estate. That's what you get.

RedSky is allied to Solius the Destroyer and his sidekick BD, so I don't think Eboue had much of an opportunity.
 
Well, @P-Nut took a few nice provinces, but we'll see if he gets to keep them. @altodevil wants Llundain (soon to be called London), and @Welsh Wonder is still allied to P-Nut. @Crackers is too, which seems like a spectacularly bad decision on his part. If he knows what's good for him he'll stay on his island and hope nobody shows up. On the other side there's @Abizzz, @Andycoleno9 and @Eboue, which is a bit too much.

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Okay the war ended, and the only changes were that @altodevil grew significantly in Britain. @P-Nut managed to hold on to his provinces, and @Crackers remains unmolested. They may actually have done him a favour, since they forced him to abandon his alliance with Welsh Wonder.
 
Okay none of you are at war right now (Except OP trying to conquer Asia, but he's always trying to conquer some continent or other), so I'll do a stats/map update for the current year (1668) a bit later today.
 
If @Eboue had only shown a bit more interest he could've had France by now and we could have dominated Europe together. Seems he only likes to complain about the world instead of dominating it to change things. Now we have a strange Danish, German, Dutch, Belgium mix state, heard he even became emperor. I'm sure they're running on the noble estate. That's what you get.

He wouldn't dare attack me. He'd get crushed and be stranded on an island like Crackers.
 
1668 - Map and Stats
1444 & country introductions
1472
1502 & country updates
1531
1565
1602 & country updates
1633

1668 (Click the picture to make it bigger - you can also open/download all the maps so far and easily compare the progress)


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KirkDuyt (Gerrit Theodoli) is the Holy Roman Emperor

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All of the following stats are Cafites-only.

Development (total value of provinces - colonies contribute 50%)
  1. Organic Potatoes: 1623 (+306)
  2. RedSky: 1291 (+457) <-- Note: @RedSky's colony of Floride has passed the man himself in development (671 vs 629).
  3. Solius: 1262 (+353)
  4. BootsyCollins: 1199 (+299)
  5. AnotherLondonManc: 1153 (+263)
  6. BD: 1027 (+313)
  7. hobbers: 1020 (+227)
  8. adexkola: 1002 754 (+248)
  9. Wing Attack Plan R: 969 (+81)
  10. SilentWitness: 867 (+203)
Prestige (sort of a "current status" value, goes from -100 to 100)
  1. altodevil: 99
  2. KirkDuyt: 99
  3. Eboue: 96
  4. AnotherLondonManc: 96
  5. adexkola: 95
  6. P-Nut 93
  7. BootsyCollins: 88
  8. BD: 87
  9. Salt Bailly: 80
  10. Organic Potatoes: 78
Power Projection (how much you've bullied (war, insults, embargo, etc) rivals. Up to 3 nations you've picked that are roughly evenly matched with you - goes from 0 to 100)
  1. SilentWitness: 100
  2. altodevil: 100
  3. RedSky: 71
  4. Solius: 60
  5. Organic Potatoes: 57
  6. AnotherLondonManc: 56
  7. BD: 50
  8. adexkola: 48
  9. hobbers: 40
  10. Wing Attack Plan R: 37
Total Army size (with colonies)
  1. Organic Potatoes: 302 000 (+72k)
  2. Solius: 278 000 (+68k)
  3. RedSky: 196 000 (+73k)
  4. hobbers: 192 000 (+76k)
  5. adexkola: 151 000 (+60k)
  6. Eboue: 131 000 (+43k)
  7. BD: 123 000 (+19k)
  8. Abizzz: 122 000 (+48k)
  9. AnotherLondonManc: 110 000 (+51k)
  10. Wing Attack Plan R: 88 000 (+18k)
Total Navy Size (with colonies)
  1. Organic Potatoes: 239 (+57)
  2. Solius: 217 (+57)
  3. AnotherLondonManc: 167 (+86)
  4. RedSky: 129 (+9)
  5. adexkola: 107 (+50)
  6. hobbers: 95 (+24)
  7. BD: 84 (+12)
  8. Wing Attack Plan R: 82 (+15)
  9. altodevil: 82 (+21)
  10. VeevaVee: 71 (+8)
Total monthly income (three players in the top 10 had exactly the same growth as last time, which seems sus)
  1. Solius: 330 (+102)
  2. hobbers: 237 (+105)
  3. Organic Potatoes: 191 (+53)
  4. altodevil: 186 (+103)
  5. BD: 170 (+40)
  6. AnotherLondonManc: 167 (+42)
  7. KirkDuyt: 161 (+52)
  8. adexkola: 139 (+48)
  9. BootsyCollins: 138 (+38)
  10. Wing Attack Plan R: 136 (+41)
Ideas (these are basically upgrades you can take that come in Administrative, Diplomatic and Military, using the currency generated (generally) by the skills of your ruler. They're one way of measuring how well you're doing that doesn't necessarily relate directly to your number of provinces or the size of your armies. If you're conquering a lot you'll probably use a lot of Administrative power on making the new provinces cores, so maybe won't have as much to spend on new ideas)

Everyone is at 35, except:

33: Walrus
30: Wing Attack Plan R
28: Shakesey (he's still here)

Most developed province You use Monarch Power to develop these. It gets more expensive to increase the higher it is.
  1. Auvergne (RedSky): 57 (+2)
  2. Henegouwn (SilentWitness): 57 (+1)
  3. Derby (altodevil): 55 (+7)
  4. Noamn (SilentWitness): 53 (+4)
  5. Ayrshire (Organic Potatoes): 53 (+1)
  6. Cagliari (AnotherLondonManc): 52 (-)
  7. Hunyad (hobbers): 52 (+16)
  8. Asturias (Solius): 52 (+5)
  9. Lublin (PSV): 51 (+9)
  10. Metz (SilentWitness): 51 (-)
Army losses (battles + attrition) <- NOT including colonies
  1. Solius: 1 627 000
  2. adexkola: 1 009 000
  3. Abizzz: 889 000
  4. hobbers: 871 000
  5. BD: 832 000
  6. AnotherLondonManc: 823 000
  7. Walrus: 817 000
  8. Wing Attack Plan R: 797 000
  9. BootsyCollins: 731 000
  10. V.O.: 697 000
Naval losses <- NOT including colonies
  1. Welsh Wonder: 194
  2. altodevil: 181
  3. Organic Potatoes: 142
  4. Solius: 111
  5. Igor Drefljak: 98
  6. Walrus: 96
  7. Eboue: 96
  8. hobbers: 89
  9. KirkDuyt: 81
  10. adexkola: 76
Religions (changes in bold)

Catholic: Organic Potatoes, BD, Solius, altodevil, Welsh Wonder, Samid, P-Nut, VeevaVee, KirkDuyt, Eboue, Igor Drefljak, AnotherLondonManc, BootsyCollins
Protestant: PSV, Andycoleno9, adexkola, Crackers
Reformed: V.O., Abizzz, SilentWitness
Sunni: Wing Attack Plan R, Walrus, Shakesey
Orthodox: hobbers, Salt Bailly, Tiber

Religious Map of Europe (click to expand)

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Beyond Europe (click!)

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I added a world map. I really recommend expanding that one. Note: some areas are uncolonizable (such as most of the Sahara, as you can see, or parts of Siberia, Amazon, etc). If someone colonizes are large enough part around that area, the game colours the rest in as well. That can be seen with BD in Africa, and Organic Potatoes' colonies in South America, etc.

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Players no longer with us
  • Stobzilla
  • Grib
  • Denis79
  • Dan x3
  • Vidyoyo x2
  • Dr. Dwayne
 
ALM still trying to steal all my stuff, outrageous
 
Got a decent amount of North West Africa but fecking hell BD and OP.