Manchester United 2:1 VfL Wolfsburg

Empire · Sep 30, 2015

charlenefan said:
LVG won't like the lack of control we've had, it's been far too open

I don't like the lack of finishing, should of scored at least 2 besides the Mata pen

We've had 61% of the ball to their 39% and taken 11 shots to their 2, that's exactly what he wants. They scored a strange goal and we've missed our chances, that's what is disappointing, if we were more clinical it would have been game won and just a case of seeing it out.

OutlawGER · Sep 30, 2015

Amethyst said:
Owen for once correct when he says that even if Valencia was far too deep their guy was still onside anyway so he's not solely to blame. There's three of our players all marking one man, terrible all round.

True. Wouldn't be offside anyways.

Smithy89 · Sep 30, 2015

Rooney is fecking dreadful.

Inigo Montoya · Sep 30, 2015

christinaa said:
We were caught by a sucker-punch and saw that Valencia is not a 'real' full back.

We are better than them and could have scored a couple of sitters too.

If we accelerate our play in the final third we can easily score and I think we can win this game.

In recent games we have tended to be better in the second half. There has usually been more urgency and a tactical shift so fingers crossed ...

Im red2 · Sep 30, 2015

Taxi for Wayne Rooney!!

Lawman · Sep 30, 2015

Happytom82 said:
wwhat's with the Memphis-bashing? he has been good and a real threat today.

Are you playing FIFA?

Revan · Sep 30, 2015

keener said:
I think Fellaini for Scheiderlin and Young for Valencia. Mata and Martial to score in 2nd half for a sound 3-1 win.

Good God, no. We have a functional midfield, no need to make it disfunctional.

Fellaini instead of Rooney though, that is a change I hope we'll see soon.

Inigo Montoya · Sep 30, 2015

Smithy89 said:
Rooney is fecking dreadful.

Bet he scores, doesn't he always when being slated on here?

Hellboy · Sep 30, 2015

Rado_N said:
"Howard Webb making the point that it's a penalty, but only just"

Who gives a feck if it's only just? It's a fecking pen you twat.

That explains the number of pens he didnt give for us : "naaaah only just", the bald twat.

Earthquake · Sep 30, 2015

Rado_N said:
"Howard Webb making the point that it's a penalty, but only just"

Who gives a feck if it's only just? It's a fecking pen you twat.

Maybe these "barely" penos count for less in two legged ties, like home goals.

Hammerfell · Sep 30, 2015

Rado_N said:
"Howard Webb making the point that it's a penalty, but only just"

Who gives a feck if it's only just? It's a fecking pen you twat.

I can't believe a (former) referee said that. :lol:

Escobar · Sep 30, 2015

Why not bring Yperrira on for Rooney

soap · Sep 30, 2015

Happytom82 said:
wwhat's with the Memphis-bashing? he has been good and a real threat today.

Poor finishing - should have scored twice really. I agree he's been a threat though, overall he's been decent.

Rozay · Sep 30, 2015

Very good team performance, which has made some very poor individual performances very conspicuous. Valentin is a horrible footballer and I long for the day when these 'special priveliges' run out for our captain. Almost the entire footballing world can see he is absolutely stealing an automatic spot here, and is being upstaged constantly by his attacking teammates. If he breaks Bobby's record this season I'd be amazed.

SqueakyWeasel · Sep 30, 2015

Rado_N said:
"Howard Webb making the point that it's a penalty, but only just"

Who gives a feck if it's only just? It's a fecking pen you twat.

Is he outside the stadium in the gimp van like Premier League games?

OutlawGER · Sep 30, 2015

Revan said:
Good God, no. We have a functional midfield, no need to make it disfunctional.

Fellaini instead of Rooney though, that is a change I hope we'll see soon.

Is Van Gaal even allowed to sub Rooney off? :P

Gasolin · Sep 30, 2015

Inigo Montoya said:
In recent games we have tended to be better in the second half. There has usually been more urgency and a tactical shift so fingers crossed ...

Yes, it's called trying to speed up the pace!!! A way to unbalance the defensive structure of the opposition...

CG1010 · Sep 30, 2015

Tincanalley said:
Rooney played well (I know he missed a scoreable one tho) but Memphis could borrow some composure from Anthony.

Did he? He was easily the worst out of the four of Memphis, Martial and Mata. Hardly contributing to our attack. Most of our chances coming when he isn't involved really.

Inigo Montoya · Sep 30, 2015

Revan said:
Good God, no. We have a functional midfield, no need to make it disfunctional.

Fellaini instead of Rooney though, that is a change I hope we'll see soon.

How about Wilson? Boldness is what's needed

Dobba · Sep 30, 2015

Inigo Montoya said:
Bet he scores, doesn't he always when being slated on here?

If that always worked he'd have 500 goals for United.

Roman Bellic · Sep 30, 2015

Inigo Montoya said:
Bet he scores, doesn't he always when being slated on here?

Not this season. He doesn't score every minute of everyday.

Happytom82 · Sep 30, 2015

Lawman said:
Are you playing FIFA?

No, attacking the space that leads to two good chances equals shite. Agreed.

Sassy Colin · Sep 30, 2015

Gasolin said:
M&M&M?

Thanks Brentan, we don't need that.

Although, tbf, the 3 Rs weren't that bad, back in the day. Rooney, Ronaldo and Ruud

Lawman · Sep 30, 2015

Mr Pigeon said:
That's the first time I've seen their goal, bloody hell Valencia!

Valencia stayed in but that wasn't the mistake (the striker would still have been on) it was Blinds positioning that was to blame imo.

Inigo Montoya · Sep 30, 2015

Dobba said:
If that always worked he'd have 500 goals for United.

More like 5000

ShakeUnBake · Sep 30, 2015

If we win this, all teams in the group will have 3 points most likely, that'd be just the way we like it

I'm not confident about that away game in Russia

MrSingh2002 · Sep 30, 2015

Hopefully in time Schneiderlin learns how to play a probing pass from Schweinsteiger. He seems content with low risk 5 yard passes.

christinaa · Sep 30, 2015

Pereira on for Rooney would be interesting .

Revan · Sep 30, 2015

Holy shit. CSKA is leading 3-0 against PSV and have even lost a pen.

How on earth we lost from PSV?

simonhch · Sep 30, 2015

Shady said:
Darmian gives nothing offensively. Just nothing.

Wasn't the shot Mata had headed over by Dante, resulting from a wonderful overlap and cross from Darmian?

ColvaleGoa · Sep 30, 2015

What is it with our defence and injuries?

FC Ronaldo · Sep 30, 2015

Watching their goal back...

Schmidfield were poor and let the defence get over run.
Blind followed a trail like James Woods with sweets on Family Guy.
Smalling was at least 5 yards out of position.
Darmian was lost.
And poor old Tony V was like a man you see on the street wearing an advertising board pointing out the nearest restaurant chain. Except his sign said "go this way for a free shot" with an arrow pointing to our penalty spot.

Absolutely nobody can come out of that with any credit. All are to blame. All made mistakes. All lost each other and all entered David Luiz mode.

Tincanalley · Sep 30, 2015

Inigo Montoya said:
Hope you don't get 2 nice feelings

Good point. Both Schmidfielders on fecking yellow. Thought the ref was lenient with Wolfsburg in that half

Lawman · Sep 30, 2015

Happytom82 said:
No, attacking the space that leads to two good chances equals shite. Agreed.

He's young and still settling but bar one game he has looked like he's struggling in fairness

Browniee · Sep 30, 2015

Want Martial to score

JPRouve · Sep 30, 2015

Revan said:
Good God, no. We have a functional midfield, no need to make it disfunctional.

Fellaini instead of Rooney though, that is a change I hope we'll see soon.

Good god no, We have a functional attack, no need to make it disfunctional.

Pereira instead of Rooney though, that is a change I hope we'll see soon.

Manny · Sep 30, 2015

Lawman said:
No feck me East and west

Shady · Sep 30, 2015

Browniee said:
Want Martial to score

He deserves it.

JB08 · Sep 30, 2015

Any chance of a GIF of Basti's reaction?

Hellboy · Sep 30, 2015

Valencia off

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