Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

VorZakone · May 6, 2024

redshaw said:
It's Plan Heh

tomaldinho1 · May 6, 2024

Delano said:
Always remember, Newcastle beat us 3-0 at home this season with kids and 3 RBs playing in defence.

Our results since Ole's latter reign have really been disastrous, so many dickings and one sided wins where teams manage the game from half time onwards. We're like a playground bully, if you stand up to us and pressure us we won't fight back, we will just fold

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Poor by Wheatley

FerociousCorgis · May 6, 2024

looks like this wheatley kid already understands the united way of not making the easy pass ha

RedDevilQuebecois · May 6, 2024

The away supporters should do an Arsenal and outright chant "you're not fit to wear the shirt" to the whole team now. They have the legitimacy and almost everyone's blesing to do it.

The Mitcher · May 6, 2024

That Richards has a resemblance to Phil Lynott.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · May 6, 2024

Irrational. said:
Not making any excuses for ETH, but did anyone seriously expect any different with us starting with Evans and Casemiro at CB? That’s Maguire, Licha, Lindelof and Varane out. (Even Shaw who is a very capable CB)

Ffs then you don't play a double pivot with a teenager who is an #8 and another #8 who cannot run longer than ten minutes, with the third #8 who can't defend as a #10

Well, you do this if you're an utter moron like.ETH

AdamColeBebe · May 6, 2024

Well we're at the point now where Crystal Palace are levels above us now in every way

groovyalbert · May 6, 2024

How much was Casemiro?

Reditus · May 6, 2024

Onana didn't move at all? Wtf is wrong with him

Andycoleno9 · May 6, 2024

Onana is a complete dross

Tom Van Persie · May 6, 2024

feck me we're actually lucky to only lose this 4-0.

kouroux · May 6, 2024

This gotta be, by far, Casemiro's worst ever game

littlepeasoup · May 6, 2024

Cas is done.

moodyred · May 6, 2024

The only positives I see in this game is that we brought joy and happiness to Palace.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · May 6, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
It did kind of work last year. Best defensive record in the league and at one point playing some of the best football in Europe.

Personally however I do think he should have made concessions and gone back to Ole ball. But people said they wanted progressive football and he is biting the bullet and trying to bring that.

However how do you fix players generally just being terrible?

There was no time last season where we played some of the “best football in Europe” and the “best defensive record in the league”.

Bobski · May 6, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
Nah I think what we saw last year was a better footballer with more intelligence than Bruno and McT knowing where to position himself. He just hasn’t been played as much this season.

We still played that 3-1-6 when being offensive which is exactly what we are still trying to do, just now Cas is fecked more than last season and hasn’t been available to play with Mainoo in midfield.

Again the issue is more how poor we are at executing simple football and how often we turn over possesion and then not having the athletic ability in midfield to get back when we lose the ball. Something that shouldn’t be happening as often as it does. Add in the defence not coming up again because they don’t have any recovery space to recover anything in behind.

There is still a massive rebuild in progress but it’s just a lack of knowledge of ball that has people stating their is no style or system.

Do think However it is somewhat naive of ETH to Stick with it given his job and reputation is on the line. Especially with the casuals that can’t see the finer details.

Any manager has to be able to adapt their tactics when the circumstances demand it, and it has been incredible that he won't do it, this chaos is not developing anything, and doesn't even fit the players we are trying to develop. Total shambles week on week.

Camy89 · May 6, 2024

Guaranteed the bald knob jockey states that we played good football and set up some good chances.

If he does, I’ll laugh as I can’t cry anymore at how tragic and blind this man is.

Zlatan 7 · May 6, 2024

Onana again :lol:

Yanited__ · May 6, 2024

I think Casemiro is in the running for one of the worst individuals performances in a game this season. Right up there. Shambolic

cj_sparky · May 6, 2024

Casemiro mugged right off by Edouard and saved by the post, as was the Statue that was Onana.

mitchmouse · May 6, 2024

Onana standing watching again

TrustInJanuzaj · May 6, 2024

Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
He's terrible, we laugh at Nunez but good lord.

Don’t judge him on this team. He’s a far better player than he’s shown this season and any striker would have struggled. It’s systemic not all down to the individuals.

FerociousCorgis · May 6, 2024

fuking hell onana and casemiro.

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Onana nowhere near that either

Verminator · May 6, 2024

Onana enjoyed watching that.

Reij · May 6, 2024

Casemiro

space · May 6, 2024

Onana - 2/10 - shite except 1 okay save, have no faith in him to save anything unless it is straight at him
Dalot - 5/10 - maybe our best player today
Casemiro - 0/10 - finished
Evans - 3/10 - finished too but he tried a bit
AWB - 2/10 - terrible on the ball, terrible positioning
Mainoo - 4/10 - left by himself as a kid to do all the defensive work, suicidal by ETH and has butchered the kids confidence already
Mount - 1/10? did he play?
Eriksen - 1/10 - finished and invisible
Garnacho - 5/10 - was okay, tried a bit, like Dalot
Hojlund - 2/10 - no service but didn't do anything useful either
Antony - 1/10 - had a nice shot but otherwise shit

Amrabat - 4/10 - showed some fight?

The Firestarter · May 6, 2024

Onana taxidermied there

United Hobbit · May 6, 2024

I don't want to see Casemiro set foot on the pitch for us ever again

DavelinaJolie · May 6, 2024

moodyred said:
How many of Casemiro's lunges or tackles actually come off? Maybe we should just promote an under 18 into the team to play defence.

He's beat for pace by most forwards, probably just trying to do anything he can at this point to make a stop.

Same applies for midfielder.

Theon · May 6, 2024

This is brutal from Casemiro

Chairman Steve · May 6, 2024

How are we only losing by 4? :lol:

strandty · May 6, 2024

lex talionis said:
Which rules?

The European FFP regs that relate to clubs playing in their comps. PSR in PL is less stringent.

PoTMS · May 6, 2024

Dobba said:
As if, other than United losing (are you happy with the scoreline or is not enough conceded yet?) I'm the only thing that has given your evening any meaning.

Oh, absolutely. Almost as much as the hard on you have for the bald man.

Note to self: Don't be mean to your little bald man.

Eurotrash · May 6, 2024

Onana just doesn't care anymore.

Sassy Colin · May 6, 2024

Casimero has been both our best and worst player tonight. Had the ball in the net twice.

1/10 MotM performance.

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

kouroux said:
This gotta be, by far, Casemiro's worst ever game

Dangerously close to the worst individual performance of all time

erikcred · May 6, 2024

Top save Onana.

edgecutter · May 6, 2024

Inter Milan really done us, didn't they?

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