[lex talionis]

Do Palace usually open every PL game like this ?

Like what? I've been relegated to watching commercials during the pre-game festivities.

Is Eddie the Eagle still a thing? Cheerleaders?

 

[One Night Only]

Oh Christ, just seen it's that bellend who reffed the Chelsea game.

 

[Ace Krampus]

Oddly positive feeling about this game. Has all the hallmarks of a famous wankfest that will of course be yet another false dawn. Hero moments for Mount and any number of the lads with numbers in the 70's and 80's.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Come on United!!!

Good luck boys, you'll need it!

 

[Plant0x84]

Wait, Bruno is out because of his wrist?!!

 

[Hoof the ball]

Olise audition coming here. We’ll sign him in the summer

I'd rather we got Eze.

 

[Catt]

Come on United!!!

Good luck boy, you'll need it!

Who?

 

[lex talionis]

At least we don't have to watch that vomit-inducing green kit.

 

[klayton88]

No way Mount plays 90. He'll come off on 70m for Amrabat. EtH is that predictable.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Evans doesnt trust Onana

 

[One Night Only]

No way Mount plays 90. He'll come off on 70m for Amrabat. EtH is that predictable.

Amrabat will already be on at CB by then though when Evans goes off with an injury?

 

[Matt Varnish]

Does anyone have a river i can jump into?

 

[tomaldinho1]

To be honest, the timing of the game. Not sure how safe the area around Selhurst Park is for a non-local. Anyway, will catch the game at a pub around Paddington.

Fair. Sensible reason to be honest. I used to go a lot and can see late kick offs being a bit sketchy.

 

[Mike Smalling]

AWB back on the left. Just why?

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Who?

Boys, ffs, boys. All of them. Aah.

 

[Pughnichi]

Casemiro is so slow. His ‘burst’ of speed across the first few yards is shocking

 

[Catt]

Boys, ffs, boys. All of them. Aah.

 

[FerociousCorgis]

that pass was on if he hits it correctly. AWB let his man in on the inside and wouldve been clean on

 

[jeff gurr]

Sounds exactly like the character Max von Sydow plays in 'Three Days of the Condor' - great movie.

I love that movie !!

 

[Charlie Foley]

At least we don't have to watch that vomit-inducing green kit.

I know we aren’t good but I’m sure their keeper will be on screen at some point

 

[Sassy Colin]

It's a massive ask for Mount and Evans to start and perform directly back from injury lay offs.

 

[Tom Cato]

Diallo can not buy a start

 

[calodo2003]

Sounds exactly like the character Max von Sydow plays in 'Three Days of the Condor' - great movie.

Stellar flick.

 

[Superunknown]

Casemiro is so slow. His ‘burst’ of speed across the first few yards is shocking

We need ETH to wave a milkshake and burger at him from the other end of the pitch. Watch the fecker run then.

 

[Buster15]

Evans doesnt trust Onana

Who does...

 

[sepulturite]

AWB back on the left. Just why?

Because we're not blessed with a plethora of options there maybe?

 

[Yakuza_devils]

How do we spent the most in world football in the last decade and end up with this bench? 1.3B pounds!

 

[thisisnottaken1]

How do we spent the most in world football in the last decade and end up with this bench? 1.3B pounds!

Injuries

 

[E-mal]

The mess in this team will take two years to fix

 

[dwd]

Does anyone have a river i can jump into?

The Irwell when we lose

 

[Mike Smalling]

Because we're not blessed with a plethora of options there maybe?

We have Dalot who doesn't look complete lost there.

 

[Bubz27]

AWB back on the left. Just why?

A left footed right winger suits a right footed left back and AWB can shut down one of their biggest threats on that side.

 

[Scholesgoals]

The fans chat Ooh ahh Eric canyons, loudly

 

[ForeverRed1]

Onanas distribution has been poor today

 

[Scholesgoals]

I'm leaving that

 

[Catt]

Who's the ref that's gonna make a mess tonight?

 

[Catt]

I'm leaving that

Where?

 

[lex talionis]

I wonder how many grandchildren Will Hughes has by now.

 

[Hester_manc]

If United was going to buy Joachim Andersen this summer I would be happy.

 

[Massive Spanner]

Eze and Olise are both mint.