Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

spwd · May 6, 2024

Plant0x84 said:
This is Manchester United without Bruno and Rashford folks. Drink it in.

Casemiro playing at CB has been our biggest threat. But yeah, we should sell him too.

Why include Rashford in this he's fecking useless.

mitchmouse · May 6, 2024

Yanited__ said:
I think Casemiro is in the running for one of the worst individuals performances in a game this season. Right up there. Shambolic

outfield answer to that Taibi performance

NicolaSacco · May 6, 2024

Onana just stands still!

AdamColeBebe · May 6, 2024

Reditus said:
Onana didn't move at all? Wtf is wrong with him

Player 2's controller ran out of battery

Partridge · May 6, 2024

Camy89 said:
Are you just copying BBC sports updates?

No..

Yes... :lol:

Rightnr · May 6, 2024

Onana kneeing on the floor and the Palace striker goals for the top corner. Comedy gold.

United Hobbit · May 6, 2024

Wtf was Onana doing just taking a rest or something??

Raoul · May 6, 2024

They've narrowly missed 3 goals in the past 5 minutes alone.

RedDevil@84 · May 6, 2024

Will ETH say "Think I am a goner" in the post-game press meet?

Ronaldo's ego · May 6, 2024

Onana admiring the effort.

Dobba · May 6, 2024

PoTMS said:
Oh, absolutely. Almost as big as the hard on you have for the bald man.

Note to self: Don't be mean to your little bald man.

"You can safely ignore anything he ever says" lasted long then. You're doing it over two threads now.

UnofficialDevil · May 6, 2024

Ball hits the post with Onana on his knees.

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

Well left by onana

Ollie Derbyshire · May 6, 2024

I blame the IT department for this, dragging the standards down with crisp packets on the desks!

RuudTom83 · May 6, 2024

With a spine like this what could go wrong!?

Onana
Evans/Casemiro
Eriksen

FFS

Got exactly what they deserved tonight.

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

Sassy Colin said:
Casimero has been both our best and worst player tonight. Had the ball in the net twice.

1/10 MotM performance.

If any player personifies ETH on the pitch. Sure as hell entertaining!

strandty · May 6, 2024

Casemiro up there with the worst performance of all time in the PL

DavidDeSchmikes · May 6, 2024

This is Casemiro's Gary Neville West Brom away moment

Von Mistelroum · May 6, 2024

Should be 6 or 7 by now. A walk in the park for Palace.

glazed · May 6, 2024

spwd said:
Yeah I can see why you'd want him to be here next season. Do you have eyes by the way?

I do have eyes. It's abysmal. But that's superficial.

Ask why it's abysmal and if changing the coach will change it. It won't.. Replacing players will. The real action takes place where you can't see it. Ask yourself who bought in Casemiro and Evans and why? It was short term thinkers.

Mike Smalling · May 6, 2024

Aaron Wan-Bissaka being a pro footballer is baffling.

frostbite · May 6, 2024

Onana save, used his Jedi trick moving the ball with his mind

NotChatGPT · May 6, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
Nah I think what we saw last year was a better footballer with more intelligence than Bruno and McT knowing where to position himself. He just hasn’t been played as much this season.

We still played that 3-1-6 when being offensive which is exactly what we are still trying to do, just now Cas is fecked more than last season and hasn’t been available to play with Mainoo in midfield.

Again the issue is more how poor we are at executing simple football and how often we turn over possesion and then not having the athletic ability in midfield to get back when we lose the ball. Something that shouldn’t be happening as often as it does. Add in the defence not coming up again because they don’t have any recovery space to recover anything in behind.

There is still a massive rebuild in progress but it’s just a lack of knowledge of ball that has people stating their is no style or system.

Do think However it is somewhat naive of ETH to Stick with it given his job and reputation is on the line. Especially with the casuals that can’t see the finer details.

Yup.

United Hobbit · May 6, 2024

Waiting for ETH to try and make out we are entertaining to watch again....

Wilt · May 6, 2024

Verminator said:
Onana enjoyed watching that.

PSV · May 6, 2024

UnofficialDevil said:
Ball hits the post with Onana on his knees.

Considering his efforts saving so far it's no surprise he's turned to praying. It worked though!

erikcred · May 6, 2024

2 man midfield said:
Well left by onana

He watched it all the way tbf.

Bobski · May 6, 2024

DavidDeSchmikes said:
This is Casemiro's Gary Neville West Brom away moment

Far, far worse, humiliating for him truthfully.

Murder on Zidanes Floor · May 6, 2024

TrustInJanuzaj said:
Don’t judge him on this team. He’s a far better player than he’s shown this season and any striker would have struggled. It’s systemic not all down to the individuals.

He didn't exactly pull up trees at Atalanta.

superdry · May 6, 2024

Hester_manc said:
I would trade any of our defenders in the squad for Joachim Andersen.

I’d prefer Pamela to be honest.

.Phil1968 · May 6, 2024

Frank o Farrells last game was a 0-5 v Palace .

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

Weird timing to take the knee

Pickle85 · May 6, 2024

This has to be the end of Casemiro in top level football. He looks like he knows he can't keep up at this level any more. No chance we'll be able to get rid either, given the wages he's on.

Zlatan 7 · May 6, 2024

mitchmouse said:
Onana standing watching again

Wasn’t even standing. He went down on his knee for it :lol:

2 man midfield · May 6, 2024

DavidDeSchmikes said:
This is Casemiro's Gary Neville West Brom away moment

Neville had the humility to retire. Casemiro is on 350k a week for the next 2 years.

UnofficialDevil · May 6, 2024

PSV said:
Considering his efforts saving so far it's no surprise he's turned to praying. It worked though!

klayton88 · May 6, 2024

RedDevil@84 said:
Will ETH say "Think I am a goner" in the post-game press meet?

He'll say it's only our 4th loss in 2024. With zero irony to the fact we were out of two competitions before Christmas.

Agila Dathi · May 6, 2024

To those still watching, I salute you!! Or feel sorry for you…

UnofficialDevil · May 6, 2024

Zlatan 7 said:
Wasn’t even standing. He went down on his knee for it

Murder on Zidanes Floor · May 6, 2024

Rightnr said:
Onana kneeing on the floor and the Palace striker goals for the top corner. Comedy gold.

He's taken to praying.

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