Hmm. Am in London. Should I try and catch this live? Nah. This team is really not worth the pain.
FA Premier League
Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United
Selhurst Park
- Kick-off
- Mon, 6 May 2024 @ 8:00pm BST
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It’s football. Watch it as a neutral. Helps sometimes. If it goes tits up, just laugh along.
That's the spirit.Any confirmed squad news? I hear Bruno out... any chance for Evans?
Yeah, you’d like that wouldn’t you?!
I reckon we’re going to put on a performance tonight, attacking as our best form of defence.
Some talk on twitter that Bruno is out, McTominay too. Evans will probably have to play. Mount won’t be able to start.
What team do you support ?Can we even field a team tonight? I guess there might be a few debutants getting their chance. Worst injury crisis I’ve known in over 50 years of supporting this club.Apparently Bruno is injured too
Just forfeit this one?
Reckon, we will see;
Onana
Dalot Evans Casemiro Wan-Bissaka
Mainoo Eriksen
Antony Mount Garnacho
Hojlund Maguire out Varane out willy out Lindelof out Malacia out Shaw out ..
J Evans doubtful.. so who playing CB? Bruno doubtful.. jeez not much to pick from.. 0 points
Jesus Christ, when will it end!Apparently Bruno is injured too Just forfeit this one?
It is going to be tough to get a result today with the squad we‘ve got.
I agree that probably the best thing we can do is attack them.Won’t this be something like the first game Bruno has missed for us through injury? Quite remarkably good injury record in a squad full of crocks.
First club game in his life. Only missed one international break with 'injury' before.Bruno will be a massive miss. Hopefully Eriksen can step up creatively for an hour and then Mount can come on in the second half for him. Mainoo and Amrabat will have to be solid to give us any chance. I’d snap your hand of for a draw right now as I see some hammerings in the next two.
And people don’t think there is a problem with our training regimes.The way to neutralise the disappointment is having a few social media reactors that you can watch in the event that United get beaten resoundingly.
I personally watch Flying Pig United, Casualfan and the screaming Korean dude for my post-match meltdowns. It's therapy for when we inevitably turn to shit.Yeah the snooker final it is then.Should puck as many fit midfielders as we can, we won't be needing forwards much today, so Garnacho and Hojlund can do that.Last edited:
Why has it been so bad for so long?
Why on earth wouldn't you?Bruno out, McTominay not ready, Evans to be risked and Mount only has 30 mins in him.Caf may get its wish of having a team that has no Bruno and Rashford.
Pretty sure we haven’t scored a single goal from a corner all season, Andersen couldn’t bully a paper bag when it comes to attacking set-pieces.Well, at least Mount will start.
Only fit enough for 30 mins.
If you don't beat us tonight dissolve the club.
ETH might genuinely have to playWith Bruno potentially out, I wonder if ten Hag would play Amad as a 10? I think he'd do quite well there.
Bet the eleven you put out still cost double ours
Edit: I make our expected 11 ~£120m. Less than Antony and Mount haha.Last edited:
Would rather Dalot at CB than Bissaka
To be honest, the timing of the game. Not sure how safe the area around Selhurst Park is for a non-local. Anyway, will catch the game at a pub around Paddington.
And I bet the eleven Palace put out is doubly more balanced and closer to their first XI. And I bet their bench isn't mostly full of academy kids with next to no experience of senior football.Bet the eleven you put out still cost double ours
And I bet the eleven Palace put out is four times more balanced and closer to their first XI. And I bet their bench isn't mostly full of academy kids with next to no experience of senior football.
We’ve been there a lot this season to be fair, recently been playing Clyne and Lerma at CB ffs. Is nice to have most of the players back though, long time comingMNF!!!!! Stoked for thisAnyone think we’ll win tonight?- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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13%
Kobbie Mainoo
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13%
Sofyan Amrabat
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13%
Alejandro Garnacho
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4%
Diogo Dalot
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4%
Christian Eriksen
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4%
Mason Mount
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3%
Jonny Evans
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3%
Andre Onana
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2%
Casemiro
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2%
Amad Diallo
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2%
Antony
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1%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 225 ratings.
Score Predictions
45,92,30
- Man Utd win
- Crystal Palace win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 21% Crystal Palace 2:1 Man Utd
- 14% Crystal Palace 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Crystal Palace 2:0 Man Utd
- 10% Crystal Palace 3:1 Man Utd
- 9% Crystal Palace 2:2 Man Utd
- 8% Crystal Palace 1:1 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 1:0 Man Utd
- 3% Crystal Palace 0:2 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 4:1 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 3:0 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 4:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 4:2 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 6:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Crystal Palace
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 18 7
- Shots on Target
- 10 2
- Corners
- 6 2
- Fouls
- 12 8
Referee
Jarred Gillett
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Amad Diallo
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replaced by Ethan Wheatley
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
