Bit like his goals
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Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United
Selhurst Park
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Bit like his goals
To be fair we are very entertaining for neutrals and the opposition.
Great question. Mason has some game but the only role he can serve in is Bruno's and Bruno is rarely ever out of the starting XI.The really depressing part is I actually think all our young players are overrated to varying degrees too. Garnacho the clear best prospect.
Kind of, but they also are a fresh team. Eze and Olise haven't played most of the season and are now back to full fitness. They've got the new manager bounce as well. We just happen to be absolute garbage as well.
You’re underestimating how poor the side is out tonight. Very few managers would have won this game with the players we had available against a flying palace team.
Whatever you're on. I want some too. Just to numb the pain.
New manager.
They're playing to not be sold.
Yes, he is bang average and is still our best tonight.
Not good enough for United maybe but he is a good gk.I’m watching Pornhub ….just the 1 prick instead of 11
And outside the box means that if it's a foul it's denial of goalscoring opportunity = red card = VAR can and should get involved as Højlund is 1v1 with the goalkeeper.
They didn't even get to the stage of checking whether Mainoo was offside because a push in the back of a player running through was not deemed a foul by any of three referees with a perfect view because they can't bother with giving us anything and the media won't say a peep about it.
If it was the other way around, headline would've been "Palace denied chance to get back in game after shocking mistake from officials".
Trawled? Again, get over yourself, I have something called a memory. I realise yours can't even remember back to you wanting us to get thrashed two hours ago and that only idiotic pillocks use emojis but the rest of us have memories that go back a lot longer.
You're getting everything you wanted from tonight's game and you're still the most miserable cnut in the thread, it's amazing.Made palace look like prime barcelona
nope, you could throw prime messi into this and nothing will happen. The bruno critics want it every way
Back hander from his agent?Bissaka being a pro should give hope to millions around the globe
he didn’t though really, all the talk coming out of the club was that he wanted an experienced striker, and a prospect.. but we only signed the prospect, Ten Hag has many faults, but I don’t think that one was on him..
He came defend, is strong, a good header and passes the ball very well. He is better than any of our defenders in the squad.
I haven't even noticed him all night. Forgot he was actually playing.Our midfielders aren’t even quick enough to get close enough to make a tactical foulOlise is a great player to watch. He will get his big move in the summer (hopefully to us
)81 goals conceded in all competitions this season, equals the 76/77 season
I’ve never seen a great keeper play in such a team so it’s impossible to say. The first goal for example, he has literally the freedom of the six yard box to find the bottom corner, that’s unforgivable at any level and a far bigger issue than a keeper.
More like an accident investigation. Call in the AAIB.
He just saves shots. Saving shots are overrated. Pass % is what makes gk great these days.
Fanbase when Amrabat plays: "This fecking twat is absolutely fecking useless, why aren't we playing anyone but him"
Fanbase when Amrabat doesn't play and someone else is shit "Why aren't we starting with Amrabat"
Amrabat has been a bit of a disaster, i suppose that's why he's getting limited time even though we're badly struggling with injuries in key areas.
This is a new level of bad we haven`t touched this season.
Palace is ol’e ing us for the last 30 minutes and Dean Henderson is still falling asleep back thereHojlund is actually so poor, but I don’t think any striker would do any better in this team. People need to understand that confidence and mentality of playing in this team really drags you to the depths of hell.Casemiro's game is so garbage, that I cannot imagine anybody on this forum younger than 50, who can walk, to play worse than he does. Regardless of if you have ever played a minute of professional football in your life or not.
I cannot remember any player in PL that was more horrible in so many games than what we have seen from Casemiro this season.
Even retirement is too high of a level for his current form. Us thinking Saudis or anybody else will buy him is laughable
Yeh based on this performance, I would certainly take him!Olise is a great player to watch. He will get his big move in the summer (hopefully to us)
I feel sorry for the guy.
Honestly, seen more aware players at goals on a Thursday night.We won't be in Europe next season and quite how Ten Hag has managed to last the season is baffling.how many games will it take for us to ruin Olise if he signs for us?Funny thing is United have got more wiggle room with FFP if they don’t qualify for Europe at all since they don’t have to abide by Europe rules…
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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13%
Kobbie Mainoo
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13%
Sofyan Amrabat
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13%
Alejandro Garnacho
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4%
Diogo Dalot
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4%
Christian Eriksen
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4%
Mason Mount
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3%
Jonny Evans
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3%
Andre Onana
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2%
Casemiro
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2%
Amad Diallo
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2%
Antony
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1%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 225 ratings.
Score Predictions
45,92,30
- Man Utd win
- Crystal Palace win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 21% Crystal Palace 2:1 Man Utd
- 14% Crystal Palace 1:2 Man Utd
- 13% Crystal Palace 2:0 Man Utd
- 10% Crystal Palace 3:1 Man Utd
- 9% Crystal Palace 2:2 Man Utd
- 8% Crystal Palace 1:1 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 1:0 Man Utd
- 3% Crystal Palace 0:2 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 4:1 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 3:0 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 3:2 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 4:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 4:2 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 6:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Crystal Palace
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 43% 57%
- Shots
- 18 7
- Shots on Target
- 10 2
- Corners
- 6 2
- Fouls
- 12 8
Referee
Jarred Gillett
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Amad Diallo
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replaced by Ethan Wheatley
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
