Crystal Palace 4:0 Manchester United

yamo123x · May 6, 2024

Casemiro at centre back nooooooo!

Watch that 2nd Palace goal... and see where he is.

They are better than us all over the pitch our only.possession is when we.pass the ball backwards to onana who punts it forward to their centre back

erikcred · May 6, 2024

Widow said:
You can't blame Onana there, dude almost ripped it through the back of the net! Besides, he already saved a good 1v1 so he's got a little credit. Our CBs though, farther time has just caught up with them, I don't even blame them nor EtH as he didn't have much of an option.

For life?

Who's Kissing Cameras? · May 6, 2024

Sassy Colin said:
It's a massive ask for Mount and Evans to start and perform directly back from injury lay offs.

And here we are.

frostbite · May 6, 2024

JPRouve said:
Palace has a giant egg in the stands.

We have an egg in our bench.

lex talionis · May 6, 2024

Is it possible that we're throwing these last few matches to ensure that we're not going to qualify for the Conference League?

Spark · May 6, 2024

We don’t look remotely capable of passing the ball, yet alone scoring a goal. Can’t see it staying 2-0.

acnumber9 · May 6, 2024

I like the no right back formation we’re playing here.

BarstoolProphet · May 6, 2024

Worst I've seen since Ernest Mangnall

Godfather · May 6, 2024

That was pure crap by Eze.

Pughnichi · May 6, 2024

Forget the low quality. We’re just so physically weak. Either slow of literally physically weaker in comparison to every one we play.

Eriksen. Slow and weak
Casemiro. Slow
Evans. Slow.

it’s not sustainable

Even those missing…

Maguire. Slow
Rashford. Weak
Bruno. Neither quick or strong

erikcred · May 6, 2024

Who's Kissing Cameras? said:
And here we are.

Josep Dowling · May 6, 2024

Alvaro Maestre said:
Moyes didn't win us shit, and if anything scared some of our best players away.

Jose
Van Gaal
Ole
Ten Hag (last season we did play alright)
Moyes

Blood Mage · May 6, 2024

I had a sneaking feeling Palace would thump us 4-0 tonight and I'm now pretty confident about it.

The Hilton · May 6, 2024

Kinky Melinky said:
The Great Cull is Coming! It'll be glorious!

This is the biggest excitement I think most of us have for the INEOS era!

UnofficialDevil · May 6, 2024

Hojlund is so uninspiring

thisisnottaken1 · May 6, 2024

astracrazy said:
Wheres Kambala?

He’s injured

Andycoleno9 · May 6, 2024

TheRedHearted said:
Could agree with that but the teams going to have to learn to gel next seasons. Premier league plus the FA cup and carabao cup is enough for me.

Because most likely we will have a new manager and a lot of new players. Focusing on the league won’t be a bad thing since we will be gelling together and finding our identity.

we still have the FA cup and the carabao cup for added games and different atmospheres.

I’m fine with the new managers second season if we finish in top four (another thing I’d rather focus on than being in Europe traveling for games that don’t mean anything)

You can always play kids/backup players in Europe. Plus it is another route to CL. Plus it brings money.
And it is 10+ games more to watch.
I know that we are hard to watch now but still don't you want to watch your club 2 times per week instead one?

FerociousCorgis · May 6, 2024

should be 3-0 there. Palace players so open

Woziak · May 6, 2024

Alemar said:
Worst half of football this season

And that’s saying something !

Bocca9978 · May 6, 2024

Can we sack him at half time?

United Hobbit · May 6, 2024

Scarlett Dracarys said:
I feel bad for them. At least we can break stuff in private. They can't do a thing but stand and watch.

Also feel bad for them, they've spent their hard earned money to go and watch this garbage performance, and probably have multiple times this season

Shame we're not at home, boos would be deserved

RoyH1 · May 6, 2024

After a half of football, we've been outrun, outplayed and outcoached by Crystal Palace. No one should be safe at the end of this season.

AdamColeBebe · May 6, 2024

We just spent about 5 minutes passing it around our backline. As soon as we go forward Palace immediately win the ball and then nearly score.

It's great stuff isn't it?

tomaldinho1 · May 6, 2024

Houdini said:
Is it allowed to retire in the middle of a match?

Traveller's yard at half time

edit, this is a weird autocorrect from knack.ers

MrBest · May 6, 2024

El Jefe said:
Hojlund is awful.

He has had 12 touches of the ball. This is what happens every game. What do you expect him to do if our team do not pass or create anythimg. We spend 90% of time passing to onana and doing nothing. Stupid thoughtless comments like this need to stop, understand football first.

sparx99 · May 6, 2024

astracrazy said:
You're not allowed to criticise him

You can criticise him but calling him shit seems daft. There is somewhere between R9 and shit.

Lay · May 6, 2024

We have no athleticism. Another thing the club has been behind on.

48 hours · May 6, 2024

Spectacular half of football. Not even a shot on target in 45 mins

King Eric 7 · May 6, 2024

At least we don't have a lead to throw away in the second half.

Dobba · May 6, 2024

I look forward to the new manager playing this same starting XI to open next season and making them look like a football team. What with injuries not mattering and all.

Godfather · May 6, 2024

Very good half

Redplane · May 6, 2024

Biggest club in the world

Hester_manc · May 6, 2024

Casemiro is constantly poorly placed in defense. I know he's not a defender, but he's not a rookie either. Unbelievable that he can have such poor placement ability with that CV

evil_geko · May 6, 2024

astracrazy said:
You're not allowed to criticise him

Of course you are. But brainless posts that ignore the context and this being his first season in tough league and dysfunctional team that already want to get rid of him are the problem.

DJ_21 · May 6, 2024

don’t bother sending them out 2nd half. Just forfeit the game and go home!

Fr. Todd Unctious · May 6, 2024

Boooooooooooo

Absolute joke

dwd · May 6, 2024

Good half

strandty · May 6, 2024

35 games played. Minus fecking one goal difference.

One Night Only · May 6, 2024

lex talionis said:
Is it possible that we're throwing these last few matches to ensure that we're not going to qualify for the Conference League?

I really don't think we need to actively try to lose matches, we are just naturally great at it.

frostbite · May 6, 2024

lex talionis said:
Is it possible that we're throwing these last few matches to ensure that we're not going to qualify for the Conference League?

Throwing?

Like we could win them but we don't want to?

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