FranklyVulgar
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It is probably his twin brother, Satan Ibrahimovic
i see you're a fan cnut
It is probably his twin brother, Satan Ibrahimovic
i see you're a fan cnut
It's all opinions, you dont play for Juve, Inter and then Barcelona in your career without being a bit special.
He could score a penalty or a shit deflected three times goal.. Would he be a great player then?
How can you know he wont score in the last 16 next season? What the feck you're so funny
It can of course be a reason but at the same it's a funny reasoningHe's played 16 games in the final 16 of the champions league. He's not scored once.
He's been unable to score against Milan(x2), Real Madrid(x2), Liverpool(x2), Werder Bremen(x2), Arsenal(x2), Valencia(x2), Liverpool(x2), Manchester United(x2) all whilst playing for teams where he could have scored against the opposition.
He's a serial non-scorer in the last 16 of the champions league and thats as good a reason as any as to why he's never won the tournament.
Jesus, you do realize anyone can score a goal. Park scored in the semi does that make him a great player?
The boys from porto who scored agaisnt United, are they automatically being linked to the best clubs in world football the way Zlatan is?
He's like Cantona cnut, bad attitude but at the right club under the right coach he's awesome. Mourinho was getting the best out of him, he had a very good relationship with him but he is ambitious and losing to United and the way they played really upset him. He realized Inter were not capable of competing with the likes of United.
It makes him a more reliable goal scorer in the important rounds of the champions league. Yes, even Ji Sung Park.
Nope. But if you have designs on winning the trophy you'd be better off playing Lisandro Lopez than Zlatan Ibrahimovic. You could of course play both and have a better chance of winning - but if Ibrahimovic is your star striker, you're in for a tough ride winning a competition he cant score in when it matters.
Lisandro Lopez has 3 goals in 6 matches in the final 16.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 0 for 16 matches in the final 16.
It can of course be a reason but at the same it's a funny reasoning
As if the entire Inter Milan CL chances depended on him scoring goals
If Ronaldo didnt score goals in the last 16 of the champions league, how would we do?
He's their star player, their star striker - Basically if you cant score in 16 matches in a row, you're looking for team mates to carry you past each round. Thats not to say Ibrahimovic wouldnt be the one setting that player up - but in terms of goal scoring, something a striker is expected to do often and in all competitions - Zlatan hasnt pulled his weight.
In the match against United he was INters best player, he set up the best chances for his team.
Same against Liverpool.
Ronaldo has never scored against spainish teams. So he should just not bother playing against Spanish teams as he is so clearly ineffective against them
Ronaldo is a right winger. And you dont have to beat Spanish teams to win the champions league.
This is why Ronaldo has won the tournament
Ronaldo is a right winger. And you dont have to beat Spanish teams to win the champions league.
This is why Ronaldo has won the tournament
However, Zlatan has a problem playing against English, Spanish, Italian and German sides in the rounds that matter in the competition.
This is why Zlatan hasn't won the tournament.
do you even know that the game is played with 11 players in each team?
Unless you play against Liverpool...
Barcelona are Spanish....
United have never won a European competition without seeing off a Spanish team...
you are so deluded it is unreal.
You really think that the reason none of the teams Ibrahimovic has played for have won the CL is because of him alone?
How many players play in a football team? do you even know that the game is played with 11 players in each team?
Eto'o started this season with a bang, the last two he wasnt great. Even at the end of this one he wasnt great despite playing in the most creative team around. His goals come in spurts, he got 4 in a first half and doubles etc
Zlatan is the only dimension Barca lack, the big man up front to hold it up. Eto'o will get into the channels and in behind but when you already have Henry, Messi and Iniesta available to do that then you don't need Eto'o doing it too.
He also is a trouble maker and you can say the same about Zlatan but in reality no manager he has ever worked for has had trouble and the only player he's had a bust up with is Van Der Vaart....
But you dont have to. Do you?
I didnt say he's won it without beating a Spanish side, or that we have. Just that you can.
I'd suggest a side that just won every possible trophy they could win doesn't lack any dimensions. I'd also suggest losing a man who just scored 36 goals in 52 games lacks you a dimension in itself
You talk about scoring multiple goals in a game like it's a bad thing!!! All strikers do it. Ibrahimovic's international record would look a whole lot shoddier if he hadn't netted four against the might of Malta for instance, or twice against San Marino when the game was already won. As for bursts of scoring... well that's just called being a striker, it's the same for everybody. And again, Ibrahimovic went 12 qualifiers and 2 years without scoring for his country. And of course famously he's never even scored a goal in the knockout rounds of the Champions League, having played what 16 times? That goes beyond co-incidence at some point. Ajax, Juventus, Inter... these aren't shite teams he's carrying in a one man style as some are making out
He's a very good player, someone who perhaps has even more talent than he's managed to show so far. But as a striker, Eto'o rips the piss out of him
you've already proved to everyone in this thread that your a wum and a bit thick Ekeke, jog on.
You do not HAVE to, but you are VERY likely to have to see off Spanish teams in order to win the CL.
Just as any non-English teams are likely to have to see off English teams.
Its not nice when someone picks on your son, is it?
Wayne Rooney
I dont really care, everyone was ripping the piss out of Messi before the last 16, the quarters and the final and if all it takes is one goal in the last 16 of the champions league for muppets like yourself then it doesnt really matter what you think of Ibrahimovic.
The fact that he'll probably score in the last 16 at some point is of no consequence in my opinion. He's proven himself to be a great player for years and it takes more than a goal at a certain stage in a certain comp to prove that.
What kind of answer is that?
Really? I wasnt. In fact last jan I claimed Barcelona would win the treble and Messi would end up the top scorer.
Cant say the same of Ibrahimovic though. Domestically a fantastic player, a lot of improving to do on the grandest stage.
Didnt he go a simelar stretch for england? that's with Lapard, Gerrard, Carrick and co compared to Tobias Linderoth.
I'm sure he went over a year without an international goal. Also i dont think his european goal scoring record is all that impressive but does that detract from what i think of him as a player. Are these things going to change my opinion of him? not really.
If you really want to compare Rooney to Ibrahimovic, I'm going to make you look very silly indeed
last jan?
as in january 5 months ago? after Messi had already scored a shit load in europe and Barca were romping the league?
genius.
Yes half way through the season.
Oh I see, so you can point out where you predicted the same would happen then? I'd love to see that
If you really want to compare Rooney to Ibrahimovic, I'm going to make you look very silly indeed
I rate rooney, but he did go over a year without an international goal playing for a much stronger side than Sweden. And his goal scoring record in europe isn't all that for a striker.
But please, make me look very silly. Ibrahimovic clearly isn't comparable to Rooney in anyway....
No one with his level of self confidence can fail to have the bollocks.As for Ibrahimovic at United or any other English club.
Don't think he would fancy the premiership. Hasn't got the bollox for it.
You're missing half the point when you focus on Rooney's goal scoring record for a start, half the time he isn't played as a typical centre forward is. Yet he still has a strong goal haul (in fact, looking at career goals here, Zlatan has 154 goals in 348 games, while Rooney has 114 in 311, so he still aint too far behind. And Rooney has the better international record). And he gives you far, far, far more than that
Here are a few of the things Rooney has achieved, that your fiancée hasn't...
- Played in one of the two strongest leagues in the world
- Coped with the pressure of playing for one of the very best teams in the world
- Scored in the knockout stages of the Champions League, or even played well
- Won the bloody Champions League, and been a vital part in that
Maybe the lad has the talent, and when he does eventually make the move, he'll prove all his doubters wrong. But for my money, 23 year old Wayne Rooney is a class apart from 27 year old Ibrahimovic, and he's proved that in his short career so far. Anyone that would swap Rooney for him is absolute raving bonkers