How was the last goal? Haven't seen it.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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just an awesome talent. Still hope he ends up in the premier league
Not sure if his game would translate well to the physicality of the PL, but he does have a bit of Cantona flair in him in the way he carries himself. Amazing player.
A simply awesome player
Why wouldn't his game translate well? He's the type of player who would be amazing wherever he is. He's one of the strongest forwards in the world as well, is technically brilliant, has a ridiculous shot and has pretty good pace as well. If there's one player who is suited to the prem, I think it would have been ibra, but there's no chance of that now I think.
Wenger says he's the best in the world currently.
GIF of goal
Ridiculous strike.
That would have broken the keepers hand.
It will be hard to keep Zlatan out of the top three when the world player is being voted on. But at who's expense?
What
? If anything Zlatan would enjoy himself even more in England. The strongest striker in the world.Weird thing to say. He manhandles defenders, brute of a man to go with his ridiculous technique.
I stand corrected. Completely forgot about the bolded part.
Was actually thinking how his foot speed would translate over the speed of PL play due to him having consistently been playing in "slower" leagues.When he was asked which of the strikers partnership is currently the best - Rooney and RVP, Zlatan and Cavani or Suarez and Sturridge - he answered with a question: "And who is Sturridge?".
When he was asked which of the strikers partnership is currently the best - Rooney and RVP, Zlatan and Cavani or Suarez and Sturridge - he answered with a question: "And who is Sturridge?".
That reminds of Balotelli once saying he didn't know who Wilshere was
He's a monster! His double kick against England was also out of this world. I once said that SAF should go for him in 2002, I can't find the post 
That reminds of Balotelli once saying he didn't know who Wilshere was
Here is the quote funnily enough:
You have to admire Balotelli sometimes with his honesty. I guess that Wilshere and Sturridge are not talked about outside of England. No fecker on the continent has ever heard of them...
I miss Balo's antics in the Premier league tbh.
Thinking back to his antics, the premier league has got a little bit boring to be honest.
When he was asked which of the strikers partnership is currently the best - Rooney and RVP, Zlatan and Cavani or Suarez and Sturridge - he answered with a question: "And who is Sturridge?".
I like him now
With Zlatan and Balotelli, you can always bet that they will never hide the truth and tell it like it is, poor Sturridge and Wilshere. Ask Zlatan who Wilshere is and he probably wouldn't have a clue either.
Decent call.He's a monster! His double kick against England was also out of this world. I once said that SAF should go for him in 2002, I can't find the post
I think Cisse cancels it out mind you.
Got his priorities right.
Got his priorities right.
Wouldn't want to spoil his looks now does he? It is amazing that Ronaldo is usual accurate with his free-kicks yet he failed to miss an enormous target like Zlatan's nose...
He doesn't use a kleenex, he has to use a towel to blow his...
The nose it's because he had this summer a plastic surgery, peacock
The nose it's because he had this summer a plastic surgery, peacock
Seems like Joey touched a nerve there.
Ibrahimovich is one of those blokes who is insecure because the nose is bigger than the cock...thankfully I don't have the same problem
Thanks for letting us know.
Both are small?
Ibra looks good with his new nose.
I remember watching that match and I was splitting my sides. If ever there was anyone who would dare do that to Zlatan (knowing that Zlatan has a reputation of being a bit physical), it had to be Joey Barton. He must of had balls to fit a dump truck to even suggest that Zlatan has a big nose. At 0:23, Barton does the caricature and then says clearly "big fecking nose." Even Zlatan found it funny, good to see he has a sense of humour too.
[QUOTE]Ibrahimovich is one of those blocks who is insecure because the nose is bigger than the cock...thankfully I don't have the same problem[/QUOTE]
I don't know what a "block", is with regards to human beings so, we won't go there. I guess what Ringo was trying to say was that, "I don't have that same problem as Zlatan, my nose and cock are of equal length." So, either he has a big fecking nose, or he has a button nose.
I wish zlatan punched Barton.
Yes, what a brilliant idea in a match of great importance. Yup, have a few weeks out of the game for violent conduct, that really would have helped his team. You really do come up with some fecking pearlers mate.
Damn, I don't even care yo.Yes, what a brilliant idea in a match of great importance. Yup, have a few weeks out of the game for violent conduct, that really would have helped his team. You really do come up with some fecking pearlers mate.
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