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A giant rubber duck?
Yeees!
I definitely think I'm on to something here.
Rubber Duck for Manager!
A giant rubber duck?
It says a lot that even the most absurdly positive people on this board are underwhelmed by getting Moyes, well, except Twigginator, but he'd probably be ecstatic if we hired a Rubber Duck as our new manager.
"Some people on here need to have a word with themselves. If SAF feels an inanimate object as manager is best for our club, then who are we to question him? After all he's done for us, you people never learn."
HE's been trolling, tbf.
Said earlier after Gill's statement we might be considering Pulis.
Comic reliefWhy is Benitez even on the list?
Does anyone think Big Sam is ready for a big club?
Shall we go through the list of smaller clubs who have won trophies since Moyes has managed Everton?
The problem here is why should we risk it all on someone who may or may not have the ability to step up and make the transition when there are candidates available who HAVE ALREADY stepped up and made the transition?
So.... given that Pep is off to Bayern, and Jose looks nailed on at Chelsea, who would you go for?
I dont think it would really be the worst thing to have a manager come in for a couple of seasons if that person was going to keep us competitive in europe and continue to win titles. If Heynckes could do thatI'd be all for it whether he's old and short term or not. Perhaps even in those few years Moyes could have been at a club having a crack at the champions league and competing as well, meaning that after a few years he's ready to come in if we want him
I don't think your assesment of Klopp is correct.Got a bit of an insight to Moyes from a guy at work.
His mate (who is Moyes' second cousin) was over at Everton last week shadowing him as part of his coaching badges. Apparently the guy was standing at the side of the pitch watching the first team training and as they finished they walked over and each introduced themselves and shook his hand.
He asked another guy why they did that and he said Moyes has it instilled in them that they treat each person who visits the club with respect that they would expect.
Also, the players when they are finished in the canteen are expected to bring their own trays up and thank the dinnerladies.
While these are just minor things, i think it shows what Moyes character is like and sounds just like something Fergie would appreciate.
Whether Mourinho would do the same......I doubt it.
I think Moyes, unless the job becomes too big for him, is the right choice as he will look at managing the whole club and bringing players through the ranks like Fergie did, whereas Mourinho/Klopp would be looking for instant success and then be gone in 3 or 4 years.
Anything can happen in cup competitions and winning them requires a great amount of luck. Yes Portsmouth won the FA cup a few years ago but they played Cardiff in the final, when Everton got to the final they faced league winners Chelsea.
Let's not forget that Moyes led Everton to Champions League football, finishing above the European champions in the league, and the reason they didn't get through the qualifying stage was the fact they had to play Villareal, who that year only failed to make the final after Riquelme of all people missed a late penalty against Arsenal. Everton also had a perfectly good goal ruled out by the normally impeccable Collina to take the tie into extra time, this was done with a squad that included the likes of Tony Hibbert, Marcus Bent and Duncan Ferguson.
He may be a gamble but let's not blame him for things which are out of his control i.e. lack of funds and a paper thin squad.
Does anyone think Big Sam is ready for a big club?
Moyes now at 1/10, was at 1/25 15 minutes ago. Mourinho also now at 5/1 instead of 6/1.
Heynckes has had a lot of managerial jobs when he hasn't done well. At 68, in a new country, it could be very hard for him.
Tbh, Moyes, Morinho, Klopp; everyone really just feel like shit replacements.
What about Carlo Ancelotti?
He could be the surprise choice.
With Mourinho and Klopp you'd expect to still be contenders in europe and have a great chance in the league.
With Moyes... You hope he doesnt wreck everything. No, but seriously you'd have to be thinking longer term and expecting the old "team in transition" lines for a couple of years while he gets the experience and mentality to take charge of a top side challenging on all fronts
Yes it'd be a challenge. Its more of a challenge for Moyes
If it really is Moyes, finishing in the top 3 is all I hope for next season.
To be fair, it would take a monumental feck-up to finish anywhere below third next season considering how weak the other competitors are. I don't know if Moyes is capable of that kind of shiteness, but we don't know!
Got a bit of an insight to Moyes from a guy at work.
His mate (who is Moyes' second cousin) was over at Everton last week shadowing him as part of his coaching badges. Apparently the guy was standing at the side of the pitch watching the first team training and as they finished they walked over and each introduced themselves and shook his hand.
He asked another guy why they did that and he said Moyes has it instilled in them that they treat each person who visits the club with respect that they would expect.
Also, the players when they are finished in the canteen are expected to bring their own trays up and thank the dinnerladies.
While these are just minor things, i think it shows what Moyes character is like and sounds just like something Fergie would appreciate.
Whether Mourinho would do the same......I doubt it.
I think Moyes, unless the job becomes too big for him, is the right choice as he will look at managing the whole club and bringing players through the ranks like Fergie did, whereas Mourinho/Klopp would be looking for instant success and then be gone in 3 or 4 years.
Man City and Chelsea will both be much better next season, we could easily finish third even if things go okay. If he has a rough first season? Christ knows.
My biggest worry is I can't imagine any top top player being attracted to playing under Moyes, and given the uncertainty of the club post-Sir Alex anyway, it might be difficult to really strengthen the squad. Mourinho is the only manager I think that wouldn't apply to. Moyes will need to build up that respect and attraction to players. Next season will be interesting.
What's wrong with klopp's transfer policy? He's build one of European best sides with little to spend. And his team plays fantastic football. And he's got his team well drilled to playing a specific system to the tee. These are all qualities to really admire in a manager. And I reckon players would be very keen to play under such a a manager.People who want Mourinho need to realise he will first cost a bomb to break his contract with Madrid unless he resigns and second command big wages. Do people want to spend all our transfer allowance on a manager and have nothing left to improve the squad? City, Chelsea, PSG and Madrid can afford to throw silly money around, we cannot. Plus Mourinho will want to spend alot and has made some expensive failures of signings. SAF has on most (I say most) occasions tried to be prudent and spend wisely.
Klupp will cost a bit as well however I'm not really sure about his transfer policy. If SAF has recommended Moyes then that will carry some clout with the board and he is out of contract to boot. He is inexperienced with major players and in Europe however SAF seems to rate him highly and thinks he can be a success and I imagine he will not want his hard work and solid foundations to come to nothing.
What's wrong with klopp's transfer policy? He's build one of European best sides with little to spend. And his team plays fantastic football. And he's got his team well drilled to playing a specific system to the tee. These are all qualities to really admire in a manager. And I reckon players would be very keen to play under such a a manager.
Whats so interesting about moyes in comparison? His teams are organised smd get stuck in. That's pretty much all I can muster. Sure, he keeps everyone head above he water but is he unique or "special" enough for possibly the biggest job in the game. I don't think so.
We should be going for the best. Moyes is just alright.
The top players would be attracted to play in one of the biggest clubs in the world and having great wages.
Did Real Players dreamt to play under Pellegrini, Luxemburgo, Queirroz or Schuster? Still they went there, because Madrid is a big club and the wages were good. Same would be here. Of course that it won't be entirely the same as under SAF, but as long as we pay good money and remain competitive, we will attract big name players.
What I meant was I don't have any knowledge of his transfer policy as I know little about him and have only really seen Dortmund in the CL. I am not criticisting Klupp or comparing him with Moyes, I am just pointing out the financial implications for the club when going for someone like Mourinho. Klupp may be a better option and may cost a bit less however I would be very surprised if the board appoint him.