I remember him being a handful all game.
Wout Weghorst
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I remember him being a handful all game.
I get which song it’s parodying. But “sound of the set piece” makes absolutely no sense. It just rhymes with the original.
That’s actually fecking ace
How? It has no meaning at all
To the tune of SaltnPepa - what a man
Wout a man, wout a man, wout a man, wout a mighty dutchman
Wout a man, wout a man, wout a man, wout a mighty dutchman
Is this on?
It’s all gone quiet over here
No idea mate. The last 30 pages have been nothing but people trying to make each other cringe as far as I can tell.
Not sure where the actual transfer thread is now.
My guess is it'll be announced between 9 and 10 am tomorrow morning.
Muppetiers confirmed
Wunky Wriday
Already looking forward to the Wegworst jokes
Anyone know where I can get a good price on Wout for 10 goals or more across all competitons? I’ve got a gut feeling…
There’s a lot of Scouse in that pronunciation.
Need my spit bucket next to me when I'm saying his name
Do you want some chikhen la?
Do I need to add a dramatic pause before saying his name as well?
What, like Wet Wankhorst or something?
This has to happen
Any chance he's registered tomorrow? I want him for my FPL team
That’s more RAWK than BM, but I’ll bet there’s a shitload of variants in that vein.
Who let the Bobo out?
Wout Wout Wout Wout Woot
Who let the Bobo out?
Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout
Wout Wout Wout Wout Woot
Who let the Bobo out?
Wout Wout Wout Wout Wout
Haha yeh definitely
“ @FiiiiveTenHaaags got a feeling,
That Weghorst gonna be a good Wout,
That Weghorst gonna be a good good Wout. “
Thanks for the inspiration man!
That Weghorst gonna be a good Wout,
That Weghorst gonna be a good good Wout. “
Thanks for the inspiration man!
It actually is somewhat amusing, that’s why I am giving it to RAWK. They can actually elicit a chuckle from time to time.
Forlan had more than a poor start but those goals against the Scouser's made him a hero, he never stopped tryiing and he loved his time with us even though it was really a failure
If martial is out, and he’s registered he has to start. Elanga would be totally ineffective against city.Any chance he's registered tomorrow? I want him for my FPL team
I’m so happy with this signing that I’m disappointed he isn’t 5 years younger.
Then a loan would be erbhave happened. He would want an outright buy at that age profile
Nobody is singing "sound of the set piece" seriously. It just sounds stupid tbh.
Winner
To the tune of Shout by Tears for Fears
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
these are the things we buy with nowt
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
we are feckin broke so we gave you a shout
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
you need to score more goals than Erling Braut
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
these are the things we buy with nowt
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
we are feckin broke so we gave you a shout
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
Wout,
Wout,
give it a clout
you need to score more goals than Erling Braut
come on
We're not talking to Jude
come on
No Fabrizio Romano lied when he said "here we go"
So we are signing a tall striker with strength, most pressing, most touches and a goal every 2 games on average throughout his career?
And they said there wouldn't be an R9 again
Wout Workhorse. Or so we're told.
Warm Welcome Wout.
Warm Welcome Wout.
Were there that many disastrous lyrics for the other even bigger signings? Rather unusual innit...
Some chikhen and a khan-o-khokhe please la.
Have we ever signed anyone with as great a name? That is the real question.
The others haven’t had such poetic names.
Watching some American sports in the last few years has really killed what would be mildly amusing football player names for me.
Who gives a shit about Wout Weghorst when you've got Stalin Castro and Barkevious Mingo running about.
Who gives a shit about Wout Weghorst when you've got Stalin Castro and Barkevious Mingo running about.
Checking to see if any update since he landed in Manchester regarding if he’s had his medical or not but looks like we’ve got carried away with a singing contest before he’s actually officially signed . Might as well join in then before I get my coat
Tune of “heaven is a place on earth”
“Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth”
”Wout Weghorst is the best on earth”
“The lanky Dutchman is what we need”
“He’s gonna win us the Premier League”
. Might as well join in then before I get my coat Tune of “heaven is a place on earth”
“Ooh baby, do you know what that’s worth”
”Wout Weghorst is the best on earth”
“The lanky Dutchman is what we need”
“He’s gonna win us the Premier League”
“Wout house,
in the middle of our streak,
Wout house,
in the middle of our “
To lazy to do more..
in the middle of our streak,
Wout house,
in the middle of our “
To lazy to do more..
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