Invest 90 seconds reading some of the post of this particular poster and you know that you don't have to waste time on him. His mind is in the church of Bruno.
I would agree with the start of the sentence and add that I don't even know the 2nd and 4th name and thats after having read a fair bit about United. I personally would also drop Ronaldo from that list. He has been a fantastic player for us and led to great success but he gave his best years to Real and became a legend there. Only shows how subjective this whole topic is (you'd think, it would slow done some of the eagerness in here, but I guess...)
Just stop with the hate stuff Mate. Seriously. If people are dumb enough to not be able to comprehend that other people come to different conclusions and opinions than their own ones, nobody is helped with explaining it with hate.
Another one for the church of Bruno.
Alright noted. Lets see how often it will be repeated from this point onwards.

Because actually all should be said then.
I have to agree here. I think Bruno would have thrived during the early 2000s when teams weren't organized and synchronized to the same extent as they are today. I'd say the amount of chaos was much bigger back then and given that Bruno thrives in that, he probably would have racked up very good numbers back then as well. That being said, he probably would have received a few more fouls and rough handling.
Those shall be the
10 8 Commandments of the Church of Bruno.
I am not completely aligned with all your points but you certainly have a point here.
I can tell you for sure that it is you specifically (i.e. your posts) that is annoying way more people than you think.
Stop with the hate accusations. You want less hyperbole? Don't accuse other people of ill intentions when you can't comprehend or just don't share their opinions and viewpoints. Those threads become more and more unbearable. If people want to see Bruno as a legend, go for it. But half the posts on here are about trying to patronize others for their wrong opinions.
Seriously - at this point, lets create an alternative performance thread for the guy where only good things are allowed so we can finally stop the same cycles of always the same stuff.