If she does that on a Tuesday but on the Wednesday she has beans on toast and a cuppa splosh does it reset?
Westminster Politics 2024-2029
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If she does that on a Tuesday but on the Wednesday she has beans on toast and a cuppa splosh does it reset?
She actually went to the same school as my daughter does now, and leaving school pregnant at 16 with zero qualifications, plus living on a shitty Stockport Council estate to now becoming deputy PM is an unbelievable achievement.
I hope she keeps it and actually delivers it. That will be a stick to beat the Tories with forever.
A 25 year old Bolly would be shit, and Michelin stars only go up to three. Peasant.
Starmer's hierarchy of racism out and proud for the world's media to see.
I suspect we'll see a lot more brushing under the carpet now that they've secured their win.
I'm sure the Cafe's outrage police chief will be along shortly to explain to us that Islamophobia is a niche that only students care about.
I'm sure they don't give a feck about your nutty little grumbles now that we have 5 years of Starmer power.
Get in. Racism is good again.
And that minister for common sense bollocks.
Common sense to bin that silly office.
I would retain the Minister for Bollocks though.
Just seen that Badenoch is favourite for the Tory leadership according to the bookies, deary me, they are light on talent. 
Can't argue with those. Makes a change to put people in position according to their specialism.
Just seen that Badenoch is favourite for the Tory leadership according to the bookies, deary me, they are light on talent.
She really isn't a leader. They'd be nuts to put her in. There must be someone else who can at least inspire them a bit.
An actual KC as AG rather than a joker like Braverman, good choice.
Is this the best they have?
Only because Boris pisses it up the wall.
Yep fully agree, has a lot of experience on prisoner rehabilitation, brings a lot to the table.
It’s so bizarre that this is now seen as rare.
Whately, Swayne and McVey still won, WTF. Not much leadership material here.
Ben Obese-Jecty gets my vote.
Great name
Better than Katie Jane Lotte Lam or Lewis Christopher Cocking?Great name
They'll get their chance after a few months.
Is this the best they have?
Think tugendhadt is the most electable out of that lot.
Think suella will get it, unfortunately.
Labour are Manchester United-ing politics, it seems.
I’d love to see a bit of Cocking
She should have known her place and stayed there, is that what you are saying?
How delightfully, bitterly British.
None are up there with Bilko himself, Mark Francois.
Pretty sure it'll be a pro-Brexit, Boris supporter - they've basically taken over the party. They're going to shift right. Way over to the right.
Quality control
Not very bright then ?
Didn't have the common sense to tell her boyfriend to put a condom on it.
And now she's a f*cking heroine
You've never eaten in a decent restaurant then
Just say you hate women.
Matt is not here to make friends.